Bala hatun - Invidious

A poem for Noyan 😂

“Noyan: The Overconfident Villain” 🤣

Here comes Noyan, beard so long,
Eyes so wide, villainy strong 😳
He screams “Ertuğrullll!” five times a day,
Like it’s his form of Namaz, okay? 😅

He swings his sword, does evil poses,
Writes poetry while smelling roses 🌹
Plans ten traps — all go wrong,
But he still shouts, “I am strong!” 💀

Every time he makes a scary vow,
Halime just rolls her eyes somehow 🙄
Even his horse looks tired and done,
Like “Bro, you already lost — go home, son.” 🐴

He meditates, screams, laughs and cries,
Then gets defeated — no surprise 😂
Still we love him, the drama king —
Without Noyan, there's no villian king 👑🔥

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Bala hatun

Poem for Bamsi Beyrek

Bamsi with two swords, ready to fight,
But also ready for dinner every night 🍖
He talks to his horse, gives trees names too,
If you blink once, he’s talking to you! 😆

He swings his blades, “For justice and might!”
Then trips on a rock but says, “It’s all right!”
He laughs so loud the Alps get scared,
Even enemies run they weren’t prepared!

He’s loyal, brave, a bit of a mess,
Cries like a baby, fights like a chess ♟️
“Ertuğrul Bey, my brother, my soul!” he’ll say,
Then forgets his sword halfway! 😜

Still, the Beys all know deep inside,
There’s no heart like Bamsi’s pride.
Strong as a lion, silly as can be
A warrior of faith, and comedy! 🦁❤️

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Bala hatun

A poem for Cerkutay 😂💖✨

Cerkutay: The Drama Alp🤣

Cerkutay wakes up before dawn so bright,
Not to fight but to cry with delight! 😭
He polishes his sword, then hugs a tree,
Saying, “Brother tree, you understand me!” 🌳💔

He fights with heart, eats with soul,
But sometimes forgets his battle goal.
“Was I hitting them… or saving them?”
Even Osman Bey just says, “Ahem.” 😅

His speeches are long, emotional art,
He cries before the war even starts!
One minute serious, next minute wild
Like a warrior mixed with a child 😂

But when danger calls oh, he’s brave!
He’d dive in fire, his friends to save.
A fool? Maybe. A legend? True.
Cerkutay the Alp with a heart like glue 💪❤️