Hi! I’m an Aussie Waffle! Well, the truth is, I’m actually a Brit, but I had moved to Australia from the UK and I’ve got to say, I love the accent and lingo, and ‘Aussie Waffle’ just flows much better than ‘Brit Waffle’.

(I might move back to the UK soon, Australia’s ocean is a death trap)

I like to eat waffles (yes, I’m a cannibalistic waffle) hey, chickens do it! They sometimes eat their own eggs, you know, so why can’t I? I also like fried chicken, goes quite well with a side of waffles.

Thank you.


WittyWaffle

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DID ANYBODY ELSE KNOW ABOUT THIS?! 20 REASONS WHY MY PHONE COULD KILL ME? SO, WHO ELSE IS IN ON IT?

3 months ago | [YT] | 1

WittyWaffle

Something I don’t understand: people dislike people playing computer games on the mobile, but everybody has a mobile phone. Why is that?

3 months ago | [YT] | 1

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7 months ago | [YT] | 1

WittyWaffle

Today on July 1st 2004, the first Salad Fingers episode was uploaded to Newgrounds. Here’s some drawings I did! My excuse for the dips in quality and accuracy in some is because some drawings are rather quondam.

9 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 2

WittyWaffle

You guys know how much I like to post totally random things, so I’ll be posting some (or just one) in a while.

1 year ago | [YT] | 0

WittyWaffle

Doing a surprise video in a few short minutes, everybody else is doing it, I guess. Nobody really reads these posts anyway, but just thought it’d give a heads-up. Kind of a pointless heads-up.

1 year ago | [YT] | 1

WittyWaffle

I just got done playing Mario, and a thought came into mind: how surreal SMB actually is.

Think about it, you’re basically a shroom-addicted plumber who has drug-induced fantasies about surviving in a strange world while you ride a baby dinosaur to try to save a princess from a fire-breathing TMNT reject.

1 year ago | [YT] | 1

WittyWaffle

HOLY MOLY, HOW DID I GET SO MANY SUBSCRIBERS!? THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! REPEATING MYSELF IS NOT ENOUGH TO TRULY SHOW MY APPRECIATION!

ONCE AGAIN, REPEATING MYSELF SINCE I AM JUST SPEECHLESS BEYOND ALL WORDS: THANK YOU ALL, MY DEAR FRIENDS!

1 year ago | [YT] | 2

WittyWaffle

Should Greggo Waffle be our mascot?

1 year ago | [YT] | 2

WittyWaffle

Thank you all so much, my dear friends, for 30 subscribers! This little character below is named Greggo, (because he’s grey, and I like Eggo waffles, and Greg is a name)

Greggo was made just for this occasion and will possibly be my mascot! I’ll set up a poll for whether or not he should be the mascot soon! Thank you all again!

1 year ago (edited) | [YT] | 3