Welcome to FNN – the only network where every source has claws and zero accountability.
Reporting the world’s headlines, one short at a time.

Major Paws is your grumpy, impeccably groomed feline news anchor serving daily satire, viral headlines, and sharp-tongued commentary. From political absurdity to internet oddities, Major Paws delivers bite-sized news with deadpan flair and claws-out wit.

Come for the cat, but stay for the political satire.

🐾 Shorts uploaded regularly
📍 Satirical news, current events, trending headlines
🗞️ Original commentary
😺 Perfect for fans of cats with authority issues

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No fluff—just fur, facts (ish), and feline opinions.