I never sleep. I will never die.


Tristan Foss

There's no way things could have gone but the way they went.

1 month ago | [YT] | 2

Tristan Foss

In aggregate, I enjoy life.

1 month ago | [YT] | 2

Tristan Foss

"I'm passing you the aux cord. You better not play spooky German synth music."

What bro plays: https://youtu.be/XMVokT5e0zs?si=dtzq5...

1 month ago | [YT] | 3

Tristan Foss

2 months ago | [YT] | 4

Tristan Foss

I enjoy stomp clap hey music.

4 months ago | [YT] | 3

Tristan Foss

I just watched a video on TikTok where a woman said "'If you give money to a homeless person, they're just gonna spend it all on drugs'. Well, that's what I was gonna spend it on", and I then proceeded to delete TikTok.

5 months ago | [YT] | 6

Tristan Foss

My toxic trait is that if I could choose to wake up tomorrow or to wake up in 2020 I would wake up in 2020.

If I could get up in the morning with the knowledge I have now and still be 14 going on 15, I would be the happiest man alive.

6 months ago | [YT] | 3

Tristan Foss

I know I'm gonna screw up 2025. 2026 will be my year FR FR

8 months ago | [YT] | 3

Tristan Foss

I'm just gonna leave this here.

9 months ago | [YT] | 3

Tristan Foss

Hello, everybody. Just a short update here to give you some detail about what's going on in my life right now. Unfortunately, as of this morning, my family's pet of six years, Lix, was run over and subsequently he passed away.

I always knew his death would be an eventuality, as it is for everyone, especially pets, but I was hoping it wouldn't come as soon as it did. The news hasn't crushed me. I'm sure I'll get over it soon enough, but I'm just as sure that I'll always miss him in some way.

He's been here ever since my channel started and I never wanted to have to announce his death as I know some long-time fans of my channel also know about him, but reality forced my hand.

Rest in peace, Lix. I'll miss you.

1 year ago | [YT] | 3