mostafa dahroug
I will publish in my channel in the coming period a series of episodes about Panda Mochi and her funny situations and her attempt to help others and her visit in different places and her work in more than one place. My channel I try to publish everything that is characterized by honesty, simplicity and innocence from my point of view, of course, he may be right and may be wrong and the content may be weak and may be strong, but I try like all of us, so please help me with a note A, opinion in everything you see wrong to correct it and thank you very much YouTube community
mostafa dahroug
Vendors scream quietly as a full-grown tiger enters their tiny market stall.
Tiger calmly says: “Relax, I’m vegan now.”
One vendor faints.
Tiger pulls out a calculator and tries to haggle over eggplants.
Says: “Last week it was ₹40/kg, today ₹60? That’s a 50% markup for brinjal ? Unacceptable!”
Vendor nervously gives him free okra just to get him to leave.
Tiger: “Oh, this is Joey. Adopted. Single parent now. Custody battle with a koala was brutal.”
Vendor: “Wait… you had a custody battle??”
Tiger: “Yes, and child support payments are killing me.”
Tiger picks up a zucchini and stares at it solemnly.
“This reminds me of when Joey took his first bite of bell pepper. So proud.”
Vendor awkwardly wipes a tear.
Tiger pays in cryptocurrency (because “banks don’t trust predators”).
Says: “Keep the change. Buy Joey a pacifier.”
Walks off humming Karma Chameleon while kangaroo giggles.
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