I don't look as dumb as I am.


SlapsPeters

I just found out you’re supposed to wash potatoes before you eat them. I been raw dogging dirt for 29 years thinking it was extra seasoning. No wonder my teeth feel like they’re on vacation.

#NatureSprinkles #CrunchyAir #DirtIsSpicy

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 0

SlapsPeters

Just tried to return a donut cuz it had a hole in it
guy said that’s normal… so where’s the missing piece??
if anyone finds the rest of my donut let me know I’m trying to build a full one
#ShowerThoughts #BrainLag #WhatIsHappening #StillHungry #LifeQuestions

1 month ago | [YT] | 0

SlapsPeters

🚨 Huge $SOL airdrop incoming? Who's claiming free tokens today? Drop your wallet below if you're in for the drop – let's moon together! 🌕💰 #Airdrop #Giveaway #Crypto #Web3 #SOL

2 months ago | [YT] | 0

SlapsPeters

Just finalized the whitelist.
Early supporters only.

Snapshot taken.

If you know, you know. 👀

#CryptoGiveaway #NFTCommunity #Airdrop

2 months ago | [YT] | 0

SlapsPeters

2 months ago | [YT] | 0

SlapsPeters

this post is sponsored by nothing and it still failed

#shitpost #ads #funny #brainrot #meme #lol #fyp #viral

2 months ago | [YT] | 0

SlapsPeters

TOWN HALL MEETING DERAILED BY MAN ASKING “WHY IS THE MOON OUT SO EARLY”
Officials confirm the question was asked at 2:17 PM and followed by silence.

#LocalNews #BreakingNews #CommunityNews #InvestigativeJournalism #DevelopingStory

4 months ago | [YT] | 0

SlapsPeters

10 months ago | [YT] | 0

SlapsPeters

Me after realizing stress is optional.

#LivingMyBestLife #Unbothered #SkeletonVacay #Chillin

1 year ago | [YT] | 0