Welcome to Hobby Card Hostage – where cardboard addiction meets buyer’s remorse.

Cringe with us as a faceless, gloved hobbyist opens overpriced packs and screams internally (and sometimes out loud) when the hits don’t hit. He swore he was done buying cards. He lied. Again.

🔥 Modern rips. Vintage pain.
📦 Mostly YouTube Shorts — fast, furious, and filled with regret.
🎭 No face, just latex gloves and bad decisions.
💸 Held hostage by the hobby… and loving/hating every second.

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