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BREAKING NEWS 📢 At exactly 3:47 AM yesterday, a hamster accidentally watched an APLIOD video. The hamster immediately: ✔ Became fluent in 7 languages ✔ Learned advanced mathematics ✔ Opened a successful startup ✔ Bought a mansion ✔ Retired peacefully Doctors are still confused. Meanwhile a man who ignored APLIOD videos tried charging his phone with a potato. Choose your path wisely
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A SHORT STORY
One day a boy said:
I don't need to subscribe to APLIOD.
The next day
His pillow was warm on both side
His phone battery dropped from 100% to 2%
His pencil broke during an exam
His shampoo entered his eyes
The universe sent warnings
Don't be that guy