Stoat

if u see a poll with an easy question like “What colour is a strawberry?”, vote incorrectly. Those polls are to train generative AI.

7 months ago | [YT] | 1

Stoat

8 months ago | [YT] | 1

Stoat

Poetry

There was a man of xenophobic stance,
Whose favourite word was ‘ambience’,
But when he heard,
That it was a french word,
He had to leave in an ambulance

- The Stoat with 83 Bombs Strapped to its Chest

8 months ago | [YT] | 1

Stoat

everyone’s advice is stupid. (?)
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but remember, you’re also stupid. (?)
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It all ends with a table for one and a clothes line. (!)

8 months ago | [YT] | 0

Stoat

Stoat.

8 months ago | [YT] | 2

Stoat

Can we as a society stop doing trends? They’re always really stupid, they push down actual creativity, and they’re lazy. Can we also stop AI? And also can we stop people from making really boring and unoriginal characters? Like why is your “original” character an anthropomorphic wolf with green hair, heterochromia and a star shaped birthmark on their left buttcheek who wears a leather jacket and whose fur is made out of the universe? Also, can we stop war? You sound like bickering toddlers.

I know this is kinda a lot to ask for, but it’s almost my birthday.

8 months ago | [YT] | 1

Stoat

Limericks are meant to be funny but for some reason I keep making dark ones. I’m usually a fairly funny person, and my YouTube channel doesn’t translate that at all.

8 months ago | [YT] | 0

Stoat

More poetry

Sometimes a rabbit will go,
Too far out from the snow,
And the hunters and guns,
Will find all her young,
And drag their meat back home

- The Stoat Who Stole Your Sandwich And/Or Romantic Partner

8 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 0

Stoat

Poetry

When pigs are able to fly,
They’ll stick a flag in the sky,
To claim it as their own,
And make us take out loans,
To borrow a cloud from up high

- The Stoat in Your Dishwasher

8 months ago | [YT] | 0

Stoat

What is the meaning of life?

9 months ago | [YT] | 1