The Musings of a Crouton
Hello! It is I, Musings. This is my channel where I rant about whatever I want. Thank you for gifting me with your time and attention, two very valuable commodities in our digital age. Watch my content, like, comment, subscribe. Follow me on social media and in real life if you're not a coward. That's an order not a request.
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Chowing down in the land of thin mustaches, carbohydrates, and casual street harassment (I'm the perpetrator this time 😜 #feminism #girlboss #wedontforgetWWII), where smokers still reign and I am average height 🥹. Check out my Italy vlog and watch my health decline in real time!
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I will NEVER give up my trinkets baby! My life is deliciously quaint and I am allowing y'all a little peek in.
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My talent... it scares me at times. Yet it is a burden I will bare with grace 🥲😩. Check out my concerning art!!!
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Who are the GREATEST AMERICANS u ask! (No one did) but is that going to stop me from yapping. NEVER!
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PHINEAS AND FERB are OSHA violators! D.W. from Arthur is GOING to be a #GaslightGatekeepGirlboss. You know I am right. But what are the political leanings of the rest of these shows characters? Find out now!
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Wipe away those yakubian tears, cuz this time I'm celebrating white joy 🥹 (which is just eating creamed spinach in a Hawaiian t-shirt🍹) with my TOP 10 WHITE BOPS! 💃🏼🕺🏻🎶
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Since I'm never running for office, let's rank some ethn!cities/countries. No context, none needed.
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Well, well... looks like I've always been cringe. I react to my OLDEST never before seen videos. The delusional confidence of youth is something to behold...
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Gap havers of the world delight! As a former buck AND gap toothed baddie, I show my unironic appreciation for people who have kept their original teeth! Let me know down below, are YOUR teeth kinda weird? Describe them in detail.
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The ONLY valid awards show baby! The only times the Oscars got it right was when they awarded 'Crash' Best Picture... I didn't know what a racist was until that film, and now I AM ONE! Hahahaha. Now more than ever the arts are vital.
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