The Musings of a Crouton
Hello! It is I, Musings. This is my channel where I rant about whatever I want. Thank you for gifting me with your time and attention, two very valuable commodities in our digital age. Watch my content, like, comment, subscribe. Follow me on social media and in real life if you're not a coward. That's an order not a request.
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My brain rot... it's... IT'S... going away. FREEDOM AT LAST! ⛓️💥 SWEET FREEDOM! Goodbye audio stims, hello health insurance premiums. From one set of shackles to another, ahhhh. 🥹
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This TikTok page stopped ME DEAD IN MY TRACKS! The U.S. of A is a fascinating country baby! 🇺🇸🦅
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Is there ANYTHING more undignified than when a non American tries to emulate quintessentially trashy American behavior! 😩😤You people actually have a culture and you'll never beat the true trash masters at their game.
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Well if it isn't another list where I categorize people for no reason... Say it with me now "LABELS ARE FUN!" But ONLY when I administer them.
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My ears are blessed with the soothing sounds of lyrical genius Yuno Miles. I hope he's single tee hee. I decided what better way to react to his greatest hits than to make it into a try not to laugh challenge. Get your water bottles and join me!
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I found the most OUT OF POCKET tv show! Hehehehe. This makes me miss Rachel Dolezal for real. 🥲
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These are images I would get tattooed on my body, I love them so much!
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Knowing my audience, I know a lot of y'all are at your wits end! I give you the TOP 10 locations to have a breakdown! If you end up getting secretly recorded and put on tiktok, that's not on me! Enjoy your mild pity fame.
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Chowing down in the land of thin mustaches, carbohydrates, and casual street harassment (I'm the perpetrator this time 😜 #feminism #girlboss #wedontforgetWWII), where smokers still reign and I am average height 🥹. Check out my Italy vlog and watch my health decline in real time!
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I will NEVER give up my trinkets baby! My life is deliciously quaint and I am allowing y'all a little peek in.
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