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Welcome to the Asimov Archives. 🚀
The galaxy is full of advanced civilizations, terrifying predators, and ancient empires. But there is only one species that drinks poison for fun, pets apex predators, and fixes warp drives with duct tape: Humans.
This channel documents the absolute chaos of humanity through "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!" (HFY) stories. Whether we are accidentally terrifying alien doctors or saving the galaxy out of sheer curiosity, you’ll find the records here.
What’s in the database?
📂 Daily Shorts: Quick hits of human absurdity.
📂 Long-Form Compilations: 40+ minute marathons for deep space travel (or work).
📂 Complete Sagas: Epic multi-part narratives.
Status: Active
Mission: Prove that Humans are the galaxy's Space Orcs.
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In the "Exodus Precedent" saga, humanity uses "aggressive gardening" and "navigational drift" to conquer systems right under the aliens' noses. Which "legal loophole" is your favorite strategy?
Drop a comment on which move is the ultimate "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!" moment! 👇
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THE FILIBUSTER HAS BEGUN. 4 HOURS OF PROCEDURAL WARFARE IS LIVE. 🌌📜
The full "Exodus Precedent" is now live. Witness the story of the lawyer who conquered 47 star systems without firing a single shot (officially).
From the first "Objection" to the final "Checkmate," this is the ultimate saga of how we won the galaxy through the footnotes.
Grab your coffee, settle in, and learn why you never give a human a legal loophole.
https://youtu.be/wZOeP8HBeJ4
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Ever wondered what happens when you give a human lawyer a 47-hour microphone and a species-ending indictment? ⚖️🚀
Our upcoming 4-hour epic, "The Exodus Precedent," follows Elias, a diplomat who realizes the greatest weapon in space isn't a railgun—it's a well-timed "Objection".
The Council wants a trial. Humanity is giving them a history lesson that will burn their empire down.
Get ready. The clock starts soon. ⏳
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The archives are finally complete. I've been stitching together the entire history of the Terran Alliance into one massive, unbroken experience.
Something big is dropping on New Year's Day. No interruptions. No fluff. Just pure HFY.
How long do you think the final 'Master Saga' ended up being? Guess below. 👇
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"I'm working on the next Mega-Compilation. Do you prefer the 'Smart' stories (Logistics) or the 'Chaos' stories (Space Monkeys)?"
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We just finished a big week of stories. Which type of alien do you want to see MORE of next week?
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I'm digging through the archives. I found a story from September that only 50 people saw. It involves a human lawyer suing an alien empire. Should I re-release it?
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The weekend is landing. What’s the plan?
3 weeks ago | [YT] | 10
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Kinetic weapons (bullets) vs. Energy weapons (lasers). Which one is winning a ground war?
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You are the first human to board an alien ship. The captain offers you food. It looks like purple sludge but smells like bacon. Do you eat it?
3 weeks ago | [YT] | 13
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