Welcome to the Asimov Archives. 🚀
Sci-Fi Audio Dramas written, curated, and edited by Asimov. Using synthesized voice acting to bring Humanity's stories to life.
I am the creator/editor, the AI is just my tool.
The galaxy is full of advanced civilizations, terrifying predators, and ancient empires. But there is only one species that drinks poison for fun, pets apex predators, and fixes warp drives with duct tape: Humans.
This channel documents the absolute chaos of humanity through "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!" (HFY) stories. Whether we are accidentally terrifying alien doctors or saving the galaxy out of sheer curiosity, you’ll find the records here.
What’s in the database?
📂 Daily Shorts: Quick hits of human absurdity.
📂 New Complete Sagas every Friday for deep space travel (or work).
Status: Active
Mission: Prove that Humans are the galaxy's Space Orcs.
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📢 Asimov System Update: Clearing the Comm Channels
To my fellow humans and high-tier engineers,
We’re fine-tuning the archive's transmission protocols to ensure you only get notified for the heavy cargo. As we scale the "Asimov" project, I’m making some strategic adjustments to how we handle notifications:
Shorts (The Scouts): I am now uploading Shorts daily to help the algorithm find new recruits. To avoid spamming your feeds, notifications for Shorts are now disabled. They’ll still be there if you want them, but they won't buzz your phone.
Sagas & Audiobooks (The Heavy Cargo): Our 4-hour to 10-hour "Project Monke" and "Space Orc" marathons will always trigger a notification. When you see a ping from this channel, you know it’s time for a deep dive.
First Members Onboard: A massive shoutout to our first two channel members who joined this week. You’re providing the fuel that keeps this "Money Machine" running.
I prefer dealing with systems over people, but I want to make sure the system works for you.
Stay spiteful. Stay human.
— The Archivist
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The Archives are opening for Members. 🚀
You’ve helped me reach the Partner Program, and now I’m offering a way to get deeper into the Asimov project.
Join as a Terran Engineer to get early access to all sagas, or become a Grand Archivist to vote on which stories I record next.
Your support helps me keep the human element in our AI-assisted production. Click the 'Join' button to see the perks!
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We’re still reeling from the Chapter 12 twist. Moving the star to move the legal border? Pure "Space Orc" energy. What was your favorite MacGyver moment from the book? Let us know in the comments!
#HFY #SpaceOrcs #TheScaffold
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"Vane, you’re looking at a violation of the Abandonment Doctrine. I’m looking at a 12-million-ton 'Pedestrian Walkway' that just happens to be armed with a star-siphon. Your move, Auditor." — Mac, The Sovereign Scaffold Protocol.
Sometimes the most dangerous weapon in the galaxy is a well-read engineer. 🛠️
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5 hours of "Tactical Competence Porn" is now streaming. Watch Mac and Chen turn a "Necro-Contract" into a sovereign nation using nothing but carbon-nanotubes, grit, and a legal loophole that shouldn't exist.
🎧 Listen here: https://youtu.be/X4l_khDOzfA
#Audiobook #NewRelease #HardSciFi
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🔧 ENGINEERING CHALLENGE: You’re trapped in a derelict Council dreadnought with a failing oxygen scrubber and a 10,000-year-old "Feral AI." Which human tactic are you using to survive?
👇 Tell us your "Deathworlder" solution https://youtu.be/X4l_khDOzfA
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The Council gave the "Space Orcs" a dead star system and a 10,000-year-old bill for repairs. They expected us to starve. Instead, we’re siphoning Terawatts and rewiring the graveyard. The Sovereign Scaffold Protocol dropped. Are you ready for some weaponized paperwork? https://youtu.be/X4l_khDOzfA
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We are officially 7 days into the launch of The Exodus Precedent! 🚀
For those who braved the full 47-hour trial (or at least our 4-hour version), which moment made you say "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!"?
Was it the reveal of the Statute of Limitations in Chapter 14, or the "Q-Ship" flashback in Chapter 5?
Let us know your favorite timestamp below! 👇
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