Zheng Fuukusheng Religion Destroyer

AN UNIVERSE FROM ***ABSOLUTELY*** NOTHING

Christian (C): At least we don't believe in an universe from nothing like you dumb atheists
Atheist (B): Well, I don't believe in an universe from nothing....

C: Oh yes you do! You're an atheist, that's the silly stuff you people believe
A: Alright. You got me there. Yes, it's true, I do believe in an universe from nothing
C: I knew it! I knew it! So dumb...
A: But it actually makes sense. And even Christians are warm to this idea...
C: You're lying! We believe God dunnit. Any time you make stupid outlandish claims like that, you should prove it, if you want to be taken seriously!
A: Alright then. tell me, what exists outside time, space and matter. Timeless, spaceless and immaterial...
C: God, of course
A: And can anything else exist outside time, space and matter?
C: Nothing can
A: Well, there you have it. According to you yourself, only God and nothing exist outside time, space and matter.
C: Huh?
A: So if it wasn't God who dunnit...it was nothing
C: B...bu....but...muh God....

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Zheng Fuukusheng Religion Destroyer

INTELLIGENT DESIGN



A theist was walking along the beach one day and noticed an item lying in the sand. Unbeknownst to him, it was a watch. He picked it up and said, "hmmm...this item looks designed to me; it must have a designer......""


I was walking along the beach one day and noticed a holy book lying in the sand. I picked it up, and read its god claims.


On reflection, I concluded "hmmm...this god looks designed to me.......by humans."

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