It’s all in your head

Turns out this was not the correct response.

Why is this the case?

Day one of giving my two year-old and energy drink until my wife tells me to stop

There are two types of people in this world

There are two types of people in this world

#greenscreen welcome to the sad voices show

I want you to meet my new friend Fred

Our neighbors think that we are normal

Family vacation rental.

I am proud of you.

5 hour road trip with a 2 year old and a 5 year old

But she has to drive because my driving “makes her carsick”

I am about to crash out.

Look at me.

Numa numa

I just sat down

You are not responsible for the version of you that someone made up in their own mind.

Hey!!! You’re gonna have a good day today okay!!!!

I have an announcement

Things they never warned me about before becoming a parent.

This is insane to have happened thank you to all of you

Asking the biggest guy in the gym to hold me like a baby.

I left my family for four days

Lat man teaching me how to fake run.

Aura farming at the gym

Here is how you can teleport using just your clothes.

Now would be the time

Get ready with me to go to commit tax fraud

I lift weights because it makes Sad Voices go away Tee Collar Cotton Top Jersey Menswear

I’m at the warehouse printing and shipping.

One day, I will miss these fingerprints.

You have become the adult that the younger version of yourself needed.

It’s OK to outgrow people who refuse to grow with you.

I asked for a trading card and what I got was way better.

Aura farming at transcend Hq Company

Four hour flight

One rep at a time necklace: means something to you.

The way I cut this hoodie got me feeling a little….

GRWM to start a Ponzi scheme Sanctuary

If I asked you to write down a list of all the things that you love, how long would it take for you

Huge rat problem at our house.

I want you to know that you’re doing a good job even if it doesn’t feel like.

Do you like to go to the gym? Do you also like necklaces?

Honestly so excited these are here.

I kinda wish I hadn’t seen that.

This is a real thing too by the way

Every gym rat knows the feeling of using the lat pull down while someone’s on the other side.