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👑 HEAR YE, HEAR YE! 👑

By decree of the Crown, the barber hath returned...

⚔️ IT WILL PLEASE THE CROWN — REMIX ⚔️

A new rendition of the most questionable haircut ever bestowed upon the realm.

🫡 Sharpen thy ears.
💈 Prepare thy mullet.
👑 And pray... that it will please the Crown.

The Remix hath arrived.

👇 Enter the barber’s chamber and witness the disaster:

2 days ago | [YT] | 11

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🚨 The second-ever video uploaded to this channel — now remastered and available on Rumble. 🚨

I’ve decided to use Rumble as a bit of an experimental stage — a place where I can lean further into darker, more unhinged humor that wouldn’t survive YouTube’s policies.

If you like the jokes that go a little too far… Rumble is where you’ll find them. 😈

Don’t worry, this changes nothing on this YouTube channel. I’ll still be posting fortnightly on YouTube as usual. Rumble is simply where I’ll be experimenting with the stuff that doesn’t quite fit here.

👉 Watch the remastered video on Rumble: rumble.com/v7e7uiw-what-rhymes-with-nine.html

1 week ago | [YT] | 19

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👓 SHE SAW WHO SHOT JFK 💀

When your eyesight is no longer a medical advantage, but a classified government asset.

And while we’re on the subject of questionable decisions…

✂️ Mullet Part 4 is currently in the works ⚔️

🏰 The saga continues. 📜🔥

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 45

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📯 Hear Ye Hear Ye 📯

📜 By royal decree, the bards have finished their latest tune!

🎵 "It Will Please the Crown (Remix)" has officially arrived upon Spotify and Apple Music!

🍻 Gather thy loyal subjects, raise thy goblets, and let the kingdom echo with every stream!

🎧 Spotify:
open.spotify.com/album/1XNrlYWcIKdzidik5eqZbC?si=G…

🍎 Apple Music:
music.apple.com/us/song/it-will-please-the-crown-r…

🏰 Add it to thy royal playlist:
open.spotify.com/playlist/1QpcIisE44h05u479s37LD?s…

⚔️ Long live the Crown! 👑

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Some people are built different ... bro has ... whatever this is 😂👇

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📯📜 HEAR YE! HEAR YE! BY ROYAL PROCLAMATION! 📜📯

👑 By decree of the Crown, let it be known throughout the realm that a new ballad hath this day been proclaimed.

🏰 All knights, ladies, squires, jesters, and good folk are hereby summoned to bear witness and render their judgment.

🪶 Should the performance bring thee mirth, prithee leave thy finest proclamation within the royal comments, that all the kingdom may know of thy wit.

⚔️ Godspeed, my liege... we prance at dawn.

1 month ago | [YT] | 53

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The comment section treated this dog like a historical figure and a paranormal entity at the same time. 🐶 💀 🏺

2 months ago | [YT] | 36

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HEAR YE, HEAR YE 👑⚔️

The royal barber has struck again…

“LORD REDQUAD” is now live in the kingdom 🏰✂️
Featuring cursed bangs, noble bobbery, and comments forged by the noble people themselves 📜🔥

If thou hast ever trusted the wrong barber…
this anthem is for thee.

⚔️ WE RIDE AT DAWN ⚔️

👇 Watch now before the kingdom bans mirrors again.

3 months ago | [YT] | 62

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Every view, comment, and share helped build this channel one meme at a time 🎶💬

It’s honestly crazy seeing people from around the world connect through songs made from random corners of the internet 🌍🎵

Thank you for being part of this journey 🙌

3 months ago | [YT] | 42

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HEAR YE, HEAR YE 👑⚔️

The support on “It Will Please the Crown” has been insane 🔥
Thank you all for the support and for making the medieval era relevant again 💀📜

New video tomorrow ⚔️

Also… Part 2 is officially being forged in the kingdom right now 🏰⛓️
Aiming to have it ready next Saturday 👀

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