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To the 2 people who may see this, I am doing a giveaway for 3 copies of Celeste on steam, one of my favorite games of all time, in my discord server. If you don't have the game and are interested in trying it out, here is the link to join discord.com/invite/frG6ybGEWK
1 year ago | [YT] | 1
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Bellsprout/Noctowl
Despite having the ability to fly, it prefers to entrench its roots into the ground to speed up its physical growth at the detriment of the nearby plants
2 years ago | [YT] | 3
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Turtwig/Onix
This pokemon uses it's long coiling body to nurture and care for small saplings, providing shade in the heat, water in the dry, and warmth in the cold
2 years ago (edited) | [YT] | 3
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Koffing/Psyduck
Beset by headaches and horrible constipation, this pokemon is often the true culprit when someone blames a fart on their growlithe
2 years ago | [YT] | 3
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Lickitung/Slowpoke
It's muscles are so weak that even food placed on its extended tongue will be out of its reach. It is yet to be discovered how this pokemon gets the nutrients required to survive
2 years ago | [YT] | 4
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Murkrow/Beldum
Drawn by shiny objects and said to bring misfortune, flocks of this pokemon can be seen flying in perfect unison, communicating with magnetic pulses
2 years ago | [YT] | 3
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Caterpie/Gligar
The eye like patterns on its wings are some of the last things it's victims see as it latches onto their face to deliver a lethal dose of poison
2 years ago | [YT] | 3
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Jirachi/Charmeleon
It lives in the mountains where the wind causes it's ribbons to dance wildly in the air. It will fiercely protect anything it claims with it's sharp claws and firey tail
2 years ago | [YT] | 3
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Lanturn/Noctowl
Due to the shear amount of light it emits, many lighthouse keepers have taken to building roosts for this pokemon in order to guide passing ships in the night.
2 years ago | [YT] | 3
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Jirachi/Charmander
The will to protect the helmet that has been entrusted to it is displayed by the strength of the flame on the tip of it's tail. It is said that the helmet gives it the power to grant a wish to save the life of another pokemon
2 years ago | [YT] | 3
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