You're not living your best life until you're boarding GROUP 1 on an airplane!! @Chime

Bring back the dollar slice!!! @seamless #seamlesspartner #ad

Elevators are one of the weirdest intimate experience strangers have on a daily basis!!

We need to stop asking kids what they want to be when they grow up!! #microsoftpartner @Microsoft

Fundamentally everyone is a good person!! Feat Ramy Youssef #ramyyoussef #nyc #interview

There is no such thing as nothing!! Feat Penn Badgley #pennbadgley #nyc #subwaytakes

Anything is a dating app!!

The Best way to get a woman: be gay!!

End morning supremacy!!

You got money when you can order market price at a restaurant and not care about what it is!!

I think the MOST attractive thing someone can be is offline!! @Chime #nyc #chimepartner #offline

Motorcycles should have mufflers!! #nyc #thewalkman #hamiltonleighthauser #motorcycle

Good memory is overrated!!

Gay men dress worse than straight men!! #style #fashion #nyc

There's 2 types of ppl in this 🌎, those with cases and those without. @Chime #chimepartner #phone

Men are by farthe more emotional and hysterical gender!! #men #therapy

You shouldn't sleep in sexy clothes!! (📍PARIS) #sleep #sleeping #habits #comedy

Therapists should not be hot!! #therathe #therapist

People that are on work Zoom calls at coffee shops: killing the vibe!! ​⁠@rufat_agayev #wfm #work

Episode 331: Jesus was not a Republican!! Feat Steve Coogan #jesus #republican

If somebody's not willing to travel to your borough, they're just not that into you! @bumble

Imitation is absolutely NOT the highest form of flattery!! #creative #content #creativity

Becoming hot has become too accessible!!(📍Chicago) #hottakes #plasticsurgery #beauty

You have to decide now who's gonna get the aux on the way back home from a funeral!Mustafa The Poet

Partying is more restful than rest itself!! (📍Paris)

Every American should have to live for at least two weeks a year in the South! #south #southern

People who make you take your shoes off should not be allowed to entertain! #shoes #manners #white

I think that it should be more socially acceptable to sit next to somebody!! #dining #friends #funny

I miss theremote control!!

If you want to date in New York, you need to be in THERAPY! ​⁠@bumble

You should only use a spoon with a bowl and a fork with a plate!!

Sharing MEMES simultaneously to other people counts as emotional CHEATING! ​⁠@bumble

The Earth became flat… #paris

Ellen DeGeneresshould have never been canceled!!

We need to abolish Wi-Fi on airplanes!! #airplane #wifi

Gossip is good for the individual, but bad for society!! #psychology #freud #gossip p

If a barber f*** up your haircut, I should be allowed to SUE you!! #lol #barber #haircut #comedy

Bring back segregation! #funnyinterview #comedy

NOBODY talks about New York as much as a New Yorker who doesn't live there anymore!! #ad #nyc #funny

Leaf blowers need to be eradicated from the face of the earth!! Feat Cate Blanchett #celebrity

People with ANDROIDS are better LOVERS!! #sponsored #android

I don't think everyone should have the right to drive #roadrage #driving

Disney World is for ADULTS, TOO. #disney #disneyworld #disneyland

Rock stars without tattoos always make better music!! #music #rockstars #parid

WE DONT NEED ANYMORE PODCASTS #podcast #podcasting #podcastclips #podcasts

Men should have to menstruate once a year, every year!! #men #periods #menstruation #funnyinterview

Just drink more water!! #health #skincare #water

If you pay rent, you should own a little bit of that property!! #rent #mortgage #realestate #funny