One cold December night, a man seeking to find the ultimate recipe for utter perfection in a human, found it. They say the man dedicated his whole life to this journey, and on that cold December night in 2004, he finally ended his journey. One could only imagine what he felt in this moment. Was it excitement and joy, or terror and panic? We may never know. But what we do know is that on the date of December 30th, 2004, a god was born. Rightfully so he was named after his creator, for he was now his son. The only contents of this unholy concoction we know of, is a vile of the blood of Chad Warden, and 69 copies of Mario Kart for the Nintendo Wii. No one knows how he got these copies over 3 years before it's release, and we may never know. But we do know that he did it. Impossible, maybe, but the task was completed. And the man and his god creation live on. Lucky for you, you have come to the right place to be apart of history, to hear that story. I am the creation.