Absolutely ancient youtube channel I've not posted on since before you were born, provided that was before 2008. Now just use to view videos by people I subscribe to, just as nature intended 🐸
Important note: I comment in the same way that I hold small talk in real life, because I'm chronically offline. When interacting with my comments, just imagine you're on a dog walk and I am a fellow dog walker passing by who you want to greet because you think my dog is cute. Or something.
I'm not in the business of parenting other people's children, so I tend to just delete comment threads that attract people who try it on. I'm literally just here to put a video on in the background while I work on something. Also my dog is there. The metaphor lives on.