You’ve been good this year, so here’s a bunch of jokes together. Sort of a Christmas miracle for ya.

What organ are YOU excited to donate? 👀

Bashful dad gives the talk

Look how big I got

This is why I stopped going to dance clubs 🕺🏻

What’s the craziest shirt you’ve seen in the wild?

Ten percent burrito by weight from the 2016 Seattle International Comedy Competition #travisisjoking

Invite me to things at your own risk #travisisjoking #standupcomedy #babyshower

They told me I was born in the same hospital I was conceived in #travisisjoking #standupcomedy

I thought I drank a cool amount #travisisjoking #standupcomedy

The feedback is what’s important #travisisjoking #standupcomedy

Welcome to my bucket list (RIP to the Infinity Room in Salem) #travisisjoking #standupcomedy

Memento morí, or don’t, I’m not the boss of you #travisisjoking #standupcomedy

My dad’s version of the birds and the bees talk #travisisjoking #standupcomedy

#tbt To baby me and one of my first jokes. Classic misdirection baby! #travisisjoking

This is why tall guys don’t live as long #travisisjoking #travisisjoking

Tooth pulling, viagra, you know, family stuff #travisisjoking

The first cut is the deepest #travisisjoking #standupcomedy

Dingo lady #travisisjoking #standupcomedy

Man buns, white dude dreadlocks and Oregon cults #travisisjoking #crowdwork

You gotta give me a heads up, I’m easily confused in the moment #travisisjoking

Ancestry, addiction, Viagra and redemption 🙌 #travisisjoking

Roommate shower incident #travisisjoking #standupcomedy

Some of my jokes are clever, this one’s about pegging #travisisjoking

Zip lines don’t work the same when you’re tall #travisisjoking

Baby shower nipple piercing #travisisjoking #standupcomedy

Careful teasing Germans about their beer 🍺

When the only other person on the bus is an “active shooter” #travisisjoking #standupcomedy

Organ Donor #travisisjoking #standupcomedy #standup

I wish anything felt as good as correctly guessing someone’s occupation by how they look

You simply must respect the rally #travisisjoking #standupcomedy

Still thinking about this iconic pair of stoners #travisisjoking #standupcomedy

Parental Instincts

My dad’s “Talk” was a unique presentation #comedy #standupcomedy #travisisjoking

Once you think about it there’s no going back #travisisjoking #standupcomedy #funnystandup #comedy

Hands and knees! Say it with me! #standupcomedy #travisisjoking #comedy #standups

Got em! 😂 #standupcomedy #standuplaughs #comedy #roast #funny #travisisjoking

If this joke keeps you hard for 4 hours call a psychiatrist #funny #standup #comedy #standupcomedy

Happy Valentines Day whether you like it or not #travisisjoking

How to get spanked EXACTLY once #travisisjoking #comedy #comedian #standupcomedy

I’m just a lil big tall guy 🥺#travisisjoking #comedy #comedian #standup #jokes #tall #tacoma

Tonight I die in a jacuzzi 🌝 #travisisjoking

The sweatshop joke at the Comedy Catch last fall 🌝#travisisjoking #comedy #comedian

What’s the worst way you can find out someone has narcolepsy? 😴 #travisisjoking #comedy

Watch what you say about dingos in Nevada I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️ #travisisjoking #standupcomedy #comedy

The “Receiving Gifts” people really ruin love languages for me #travisisjoking #standupcomedy

February Alrebruary #travisisjoking

Organ donor joke #travisisjoking #standupcomedy #comedian #comedy #jokes #standup