Ofure lifestyle

Last dinner in the year 2025💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿
Lord am greatful 🙏
You filled our belle with so much 😊

It’s has just been your love ❤️ always
Am here to say am greatful Lord 🙏

See you dearest family members in 2026 🎊

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1 day ago | [YT] | 189

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I hear say na congratulations full 2026, na true?🤷

Merry Christmas 🎁 and a Happy new year In advance my dearest family members 😊

1 week ago | [YT] | 372

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“Mummy wake up”
Sluggishly and very reluctant too,I finally woke up
“Come and see something inside the kitchen “
What’s that? I asked
“Just come and see na” with a very serious yet pleading face 🥺 ( the same face him papa Dey make for one more 😂)

Na so I stand up o all my mind be say either he don break my plate wey I Dey try keep for him wife 😂 or he don on my gas ⛽️ down 😂

Only for me to enter inside kitchen see say una fave don wash plate,while Men Slept 🛌 😂
I mean around 6am 🕕

Sha light 💡 Dey o,but even tho 😂

Oh! I was so proud and delighted 😁
See Pikin na!!

I sha don promise am Pepsi 😂 but…

Make we leave talk
Now groom list negotiation can start coming in 😂😂
Please na Chocolate skin girl we want 🙈o

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1 week ago | [YT] | 234

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Me:Customer I won buy cabbage 🥬,small one o!
Mallam: see this one ☝️,pointing to the one in this picture(obviously was the smallest)
Me: how gaskiya?
Mallam: Oya bring #1200
Me:Haba customer! #1200 this small thing?
Mallam: Oya bring #1000
Me: Walahi if you shake me up and down na #650 go drop 😂😂
Mallam:After looking at me with so much pity because I was coughing seriously 😒
“Oya bring am”

As I give Mallam the #650 finish na so I remember say I Dey thirsty,na so I tell aboki say make he borrow me my #50 say I won buy pure water 💦 😂😂 and he gave me o 😂😂

Dearest family members that was how I ended up buying this Cabbage for #600 only💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿

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2 weeks ago | [YT] | 190

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This is the only food in my tummy since morning 😭

While you all were enjoying your sleep last night,I was busy Coughing and peeing on my body the same time😭😭

Don’t laugh because it’s not funny 😡

Had to rush to the hospital 🏥 which I have been avoiding since on Monday when it all started 😭

How did I even get here eh?

Went to the hospital 🏥 this morning while you all were busy praising God in your various churches

I was busy running series of test,from one lab 🧪 to the other😭

Oh! am tired!! Tomorrow is Monday 😭 and Joshua is going to school 😭

Can’t even do anything as it stands 😭,going back again tomorrow

All because of COUGH 😷

Just use this very minute to TYPE
THANK YOU JESUS FOR GOOD HEALTH 🙏

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2 weeks ago | [YT] | 201

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Your fave want to cheat me in this game 😂😂

Now make no lies,shebi we are to share the money equally since he didn’t adhere to the rules?



Click to watch our game today 😊

https://youtu.be/IQ4VFa1FK2M?si=8zObp...

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 81

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“Mummy should I drink it? “ “Am hungry 🤤 should I drink it?”

Joshua was given small coke yesterday,as a reward for opening the gate for a neighbor.
Immediately he rush to the room to show me, next thing “can I drink it?”
Me: no!
Joshua: (squeezing face like Orange 🍊 wey dem don suck the juice comot 😂😂😂)
Me: If you like carry your face,No!

Fast forward to this morning,first thing this morning my Pikin get the mind to kon wake up me up,to tell me his hungry 🤤

Me: so what will you eat?
Joshua: coke
Me:Coke?
Joshua : yes

Abeg o he be like na me know know say dem don add coke join food 😭😭

So una know and una no tell me 😭
Na rice and beans 🫘 I know o 🧐

By the way I don go beg beans from my neighbor this morning 😭❤️‍🩹

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 89

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One way to know if Joshua as had his bath 🛀 with asking him 😂 his to check his head or his ear 👂 😂😂 you must see soap stamp 😂😂
It must be their o

This morning when I saw this one i didn’t even talk,make he carry am go school 🏫 make him teacher see am 😂😂

Boya he go learn 😂😂

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2 weeks ago | [YT] | 75

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I remember back then,this was the only fish my mother cooks with 😊

If you do mistake and go and buy her what your accentors whispered in your ears 👂 na you and the fish seller that day 😂😂
If she get luck change am for you, Glory to God,if she no change am, Just go and gather crowd that will either help you to beg well,with Bible quotations or buy her desired fish 😂😂😂

Omo he been no funny 😆 for my mama hand that year o, but TIME WILL TELL 😂😂
Me too I don be mama somebody 😂😂,it’s my turn now but T-baby don too cost 😭

I hear say a cartoon na 85k ? At least na Wetin the seller tell me today😭

Before them go feed me T-baby for dream today I say make I rush go buy am ooo 😭😭

Now see the tiny little creature them sell for me 😭😭
Pikin wey suppose still Dey suck breast😭
What did I just do!

Guess how much I am ?😭

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3 weeks ago | [YT] | 175

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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Shebi una see wetin Understanding wife don do this morning 😭😭

I know,am sorry 😭 I just know how I forgot I put something on fire 🔥 worst of it was that I didn’t even smell that something was burning 😭

Burna girl as done it again 😭
Wetin I go tell papa Joshua like this?

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