NO REGRETS AND NO SHAME EXCLUSIVELY HERE IN THIS SBURB SESSION

Trolls include:
Your name is Erika~ You are the glorious adorabloodthirsty friend leader and shipper of all things John.

Your name is liz or Maria you'd be ratHer called liz tHougH, you ship davejohn/johndave over anything else.

Your name is Carra and you are the Pope of the Holy Church of Johndave.  You love Homestuck with the intensity of 1000 condensed Green Suns.