Greetings my fellow peoples. My name is DumbShlop. The dumbest shlop in all the lands. You can often catch me spending my free time fantasising about either owning every Skylander, meeting Freshy Kanal in person or eating. You will often find me, however, doing none of those three things. I am a cis-gender male and I use he-him pronouns. You may not know my real name at this time, however, my dog's name is Ella. I hope we can become good friends. If you see me in public, say hi. You'll have to catch me though...

"Change is possible. You can change. I sure have."