Imagine watching an HBO standup special for 1 hour a day and after 3 months you speak a new language. My language learning journey began in high school in the 90s with the Pimsleur Method. Not long after I started Spanish using LinkWord Languages, Babbel and Rosetta Stone. While systems like LinkWord Languages and Rosetta Stone have novelty at first, the novelty wears off almost immediately, it becomes just as daunting, repetitive, and boring as a high school textbook. The brain begins to filter it out because it’s no longer "new"—it’s just more data. At The Ironic Scribe, we solve the boredom problem, for a joke to be funny, it requires two things: Irony and Novelty. Without those two factors, a joke fails. Every single word we teach is presented within a unique, ironic joke, the novelty never decays. Each word is like a like a J.G. Wentworth infomercial that locks the word into your long-term memory applying linked words, jokes and Melody!