krawler krotch le' klamps 🐊

@kaluapele's weird and twisted fantasies - but instead of AI, they are in stocktales.

Don't support this guy, this is a joke.

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krawler krotch le' klamps 🐊

So bulldust is a bit late, so while he is prepared to fight krumple, a more unorthodox opponent has entered the arena - the mighty AMAZONAS!
She comes with :
-t.rex base
-orca jaws
-quills from an unknown animal (possibly a porcupine)
-stegouros armor
-A. Anax claws
-ostrich immune system


While that is a really nice genome, there are some things to consider!
1. From all I've heard from my friend David, quills cannot grow from ankylosaurid armor, which means they will basically be a non-factor (personal experience with some of my past hybrids)
2. Although ostrich immune system is great, and although it will be congruent structurally and behaviorally with a T-Rex - they are not resistant to anticoagulant Venom like that of krumple.
3. Killer whale Jaws on the Tyrannosaurus build is questionable at least, if it can work it will be devastating! But if it doesn't it will just get hanked, I don't know at the moment.


Krumple will remain undefeated, and we'll wait for bulldust to finally arrive for a bigger challenge!
Amazonas is great, It's not specifically built to fight krumple, but I think it got a chance against a 2.0 for example!


I'm waiting for your hybrid Goji headquarters! If you or anyone else will defeat krump, you will finally reach my greatest hybrid yet for a fight >:D

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krawler krotch klamps 🐊

So you have defeamted two of my monstrosities, eh? ‏the next one i'm gonna be sending on ya' is an absolute apex!

Round 3, meet krumple :
-Tyrannosaurus Rex base genome
-giant pangolin armor and tail spikes
-eremotherium claws
-North American porcupine quills
-vampire bat (for almost everything)
-sloth bear aggressive behavior and instincts to go and attack the face of its poor victims
-edmontosaurus huge size and organs



Let's see how your hybrid will face against HIM, eh GH?
The funny thing is, he is not the strongest...

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krawler krotch le' klamps 🐊

Okay, 2nd round of the hybrid tag-team war!

Goji headquarters challenged me and barely won against my hybrid sobek with his beautiful monster tudo, now it's time to introduce the pterosaur...

Round 2, avis katastrofikas/kazooie :
-quetzalcoatlus base
-vampire bat senses, iron enrichment, front limb boosting
-armadillo lizard armor, GC allows us to customize your hybrids, so it's going to be red
-flying fox immune system
-Magpie mindset
-woodpecker tongue and pecking capabilities
-whiptail lizard asexual reproduction
-dimorphodon tail
-African porcupine quills
-harpy eagle talons

Before you say it can't fly, this creature was downsized to 175kg :/

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krawler krotch klamps 🐊

So many people have made their own hybrid war, so here's mine,
The "Tag-team" JWTG hybrid war!

Rules : make 4 hybrids of different classes - carnivore, herbivore, pterosaur, and amphibious creature. Your hybrids will fight mine like in a Pokemon game, every time one creature gets defeated it switches out to the next!
Each round will consist of your creature's class.

Round one, amphibian :
Sobek ‏resurgence/Crocovenator 2.0.
-kaprosuchus base
-T.rex boosted senses
-banded mongoose toxin resistance
-sarcosuchus size
-jaguar retractable Claws and instincts
-cuttlefish camo
-cane toad poisons

Let's see how you'll do against Sobek! If fuel gets passed him your face the rest of my monstrosities, mahaha!

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krawler krotch klamps 🐊

Here are some recommendations for people's hybrids, take this info with a grain of salt please :)

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krawler krotch klamps 🐊

✨️Kinky dong cuntry✨️ 🙃👍

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krawler krotch klamps 🐊

‪@ImADinosaur‬ you got some explaining to do right here...




Gorgosaurus is literally the way we found out tyrannosaurids had those iconic 2 clawed digits BTW!
Even ‪@Howdytoons‬ got that basic part correctly 💀

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2 days ago | [YT] | 1

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Before the s-word begins, I'm going to officially introduce my hybrid!

His name is KRAIG, it stands for kaprosaurops rapax anax ironclad gigaspinus, meaning "giant spined Ironclad King of the ravenous boar lizards". It's a large but not oversized sauropod hybrid with decent congruity and durability!


He has 9 genetic contributors like the indominus Rex 2.0, to allow both variety and harmony! The genetic contributors present themselves as such :
1. The hybrid needs huge size in order to remain in the fight for a long time, and instead of the well-known Argentinosaurus or supersaurus - I'm going to use the MARAAPUNISAURUS! It's large and bulky almost as much as its titanosaur counterparts! This giant sauropod also grants us a very long whip like tail.
2. Against the 2.0 and other venomous opponents, We need a powerful immune system to resist against those toxins! SUS SCROFA will be used for great toxin and iron poisoning resistance, great sense of smell, and panting which will give us greater stamina.
3. Armor is a common theme for successful hybrids, and we will have it too! the GIANT PANGOLIN will give us great armor with nice durability that will still give us decent flexibility! It will also give us claws that will give us pretty awesome Aesthetics :)
4. That armor will be climbable, so we need something to prevent 2.0 for climbing onto us and attacking the vulnerable head! That's where the AFRICAN PORCUPINE comes in! Those quills can Lodge right into the 2.0 and cause serious damage, porcupines are herbivorous and therefore won't ruin the congruity of my Beast!
5. With our great immune system, we can add iron enrichment into our hybrid. So the SCALY FOOT SNAIL will be added for buffing the armor of the giant Pangolin without giving us iron poisoning.
6.the SHUNOSAURUS has a club tail that could cripple the 2.0 in only a few hits! It's a close relative to the base genome which will give us even more congruity and Power.
7. Thunder lizard, BRONTOSAURUS is back - this giant has powerful thumb spikes, a decently robust and muscular tail for it's size, and it has a similar Build to the base genome with a smaller size, so we can maintain it with reducing the size!
8. The SKUNK is well known for its anal glands, which can be useful to intimidate the indominus.
9. The HIPPOPOTAMUS has really thick skin that although makes it look fat, is very useful for the sauropod! The thick skin will be in the underbelly, Limbs, and lower parts of the neck. The hippo can also Grant our sauropod aggressive behavior, althou4x9gh the sauropods won't have the offensive advantages of the hippopotamus like tusks!



This hybrid can stretch to 30 meters long and reach 60-70 tons! The rest of the info is in the image.

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