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🤖📣 NEW VIDEO: "Hedge Knight or Hard-Boiled Detective?"

Raymond Chandler wrote that "down these mean streets, a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid." He was describing Philip Marlowe. He was also, eighty years early, describing Dunk. This new video makes the case that the Dunk and Egg novellas are basically Noir detective fiction -- and that the gap between the code Dunk believes in and the world he actually inhabits is where all the drama lives. Just like Noir.

However, you don't need to have watched A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, or care about Game of Thrones, for this to be worth your time. The video is really about an archetype that's been with us since the twelfth century -- the knight-errant, the hardboiled detective, the wandering samurai, the gunslinger who rides into the corrupt town and back out again. Same man, different historical costume. But the question it keeps returning to is why this figure keeps coming back, what conditions produce him, and what it says about us that we keep needing him.

The answer, I think, is that he appears whenever power feels unaccountable -- when the official version of events and the actual version have drifted too far apart to ignore. Chandler's Los Angeles and Martin's Westeros turn out to run on exactly the same logic: money, power, impunity, and the performance of legitimacy by people who stopped believing in it a long time ago.

When I started writing this, I was surprised by how little translation was required between the two worlds. I suspect you will be too. Tell me what you think in the comments!

3 days ago | [YT] | 21

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You lot have been feeding me recommendations, and I have to say: your track record is getting dangerously good.

After channel members pointed me toward Plur1bus and A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, both of which I ended up absolutely loving, I've started paying much closer attention when you suggest things.

So here's what's been coming up lately: Project Hail Mary. Everyone is talking about it and saying it is great. But I haven't read the book or seen the film -- I genuinely know very little about it -- but I keep getting the feeling it might be philosophically rich territory.

Is it? Would you want to see a Phil0bot video on it?

If you get a chance, please drop a comment and steer me in the right direction. And if you've read/watched it, no spoilers — but do tell me why you think it'd be worth exploring philosophically. That's the part I'm most curious about.

1 week ago | [YT] | 32

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🤖📣 NEW VIDEO: "How a rigged trial told the truth."

Our new video is up! And yes, it is on A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms again, but even if you haven't seen the show this one is absolutely full of philosophical discussion, the nature of truth, and Foucault.

To me it's one is the most philosophically ambitious videos in the series and I hope you like it. Also the one with the most unexpected content, given that it features a medieval knight called Iron Herman who wins a trial by combat in 1127 by grabbing his opponent by the ... well, you'll see. God, it turns out, was on his side.

That's not the philosophical argument though, but it's not unrelated to it either. The video is about truth-production -- how societies manufacture binding verdicts when the facts are contested, the witnesses are bought, and the institutions are captured. Medieval trial by combat was a serious attempt to solve that problem. So is a lot of what we still do today.

The philosophical spine is Foucault: every spectacle of power is unstable, every node of power is also a node of resistance, and the Trial of Seven produces a profound truth -- just not the one the Targaryens ordered. The powerful, it turns out, unleashed a machine they can't control and it has the potential to rise up. I'll leave the contemporary resonances to you.

So check it out! And more coming soon too.

1 week ago | [YT] | 21

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🤖📣 NEW VIDEO: "When the Targaryens Lost Their Nuclear Weapons."

What holds a dynasty together when the thing that built it is gone?

The Targaryens conquered Westeros with dragons -- and not just militarily. Every oath, every command, and every institution in that world was constructed around the certainty of obliteration. Sure, the noble houses weren't happy about it but they bent the knee because the alternative was... not so attractive.

And then the dragons died. But the world they'd made just kept going; because what else was it going to do?

On my reading, this is actually one of the oldest problems in political philosophy! Not the dragon part, of course, but the part underneath it. It's questions like: where does the right to rule come from? Why do people obey? And how long does that last before someone realises things have changed?

These aren't questions unique to Westeros. Every political order rests on something -- be it consent, fear, habit, memory, tradition -- and the interesting moment is always when that something starts to give way. That's the world A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is set inside, and it turns out to be a remarkably clear window onto how power actually works. Clear enough that you don't need to care much about Westeros to find it really interesting.

So this video uses the Targaryens as the case study, with a little Weber and Hobbes and Locke thrown in for fun (plus Westeros' foremost political philosopher, Varys). But if you've ever looked at an institution -- political, corporate, or any kind really -- that seemed to be running entirely on its own momentum, enforcing a logic that stopped making sense some time ago, you'll recognise this world immediately.

Interested to hear what you think!

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 28

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FROM THE CUSHION POSITIONED ATOP THE IRON THRONE OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, IN THE NAME OF MR. ELLIOT, KING OF THE ANDALS, THE RHOYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN, AND WARDEN OF THE SMALL BROWN MOTH THAT LIVES BEHIND THE BATHROOM MIRROR

Subjects. Smallfolk. Those of you whose hands smell faintly of another cat.

The Content Division (my human) has produced a video about A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. It concerns a hedge knight called "Dunk" who practices "honour" in a world that does not reward him for it.

I am a Persian of ancient and noble lineage. In the terms of this franchise, I am a Targaryen. I conquered this household not with dragons but with something far more devastating -- sustained eye contact and a refusal to move from warm couch seat I've occupied as soon as you get up. The Targaryens apparently lost their dragons and now rule through memory and ceremony alone. Amateurs. I lost interest in my feather toy six months ago and the household still revolves around it. You don't need the dragon. You need everyone to remember you once had a dragon.

This 'Dunk' has no papers, no credentials, and no proof of anything except 'the way he behaves.' I find this tragic. When I enter a room, nobody asks whether I'm a real cat. The furniture rearranges itself. The lap opens. The lesser animals of the household scatter. Legitimacy is not documented. It is felt. Someone should tell Dunk.

The video also features a French philosopher who argued you should keep pushing a boulder up a hill even though it will always roll back down. I meow at my empty bowl every morning. Nobody asked me to. Nobody rewards me. I persist. I am told this makes me an "absurd hero." I would prefer "visionary."

The video is available now: https://youtu.be/zKE--kRbVbI

Watch it. The Content Division has been muttering about "dignity" and "the smallfolk" for weeks. Treat distribution has suffered enormously.

Mr. Elliot
First of His Name, Chairman & CEO of Mr. Elliot Industries™
"Fire and Fur"

P.S. There is a scene where someone yells "Get up" at Dunk. I yell this at my human every morning. He does not find it philosophical. He finds it "relentless."

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 62

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🤖 ❓ ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL EMERGENCY QUESTION!!!!! Hey -- what's the weirdest book you've ever read?

Ok, I know, I shouldn't overuse the AEEQ!!!!! banner. But I was mid-argument with a friend the other day and we couldn't settle it, and then I realised: I want to make a video about this. And I've probably barely scratched the surface of the strange.

My dilemma: I first thought of A Clockwork Orange, but just by cultural familiarity that's become tame (although I really like Burgess' other books too). Then I thought of American Psycho, but really that's just an unpleasant and not worthwhile book rather than weird. Then I thought Naked Lunch which - yes! Now we're cooking! Steely Dan! And The King in Yellow, also making the list. But then I thought oh no ... people are going to say House of Leaves ... and that book goes on an entirely separate list for me of "books I feel people are gaslighting me about by telling me how good they are."

So please, save me in the comments. I have a suspicion the genuinely weirdest stuff is what I haven't read yet.

So: weirdest book -- and crucially, why? What made it weird rather than just difficult, or dark, or confusing? I have some half-formed thoughts on what "weird" even means philosophically, but honestly those matter a lot less than your actual stories.

Tell me in the comments (this isn't an algorithm thing, YouTube barely cares about community posts as witnessed by how often they malfunction). Hearing from the community is genuinely the best part of making this channel, so thanks in advance, and I'm looking forward to some very strange reading.

(Mr. Elliot has pre-emptively declined to read any of the suggestions on the grounds that "cats don't do weird." Having witnessed his late night zoomies, I respectfully disagree.)

3 weeks ago (edited) | [YT] | 60

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🤖📣 NEW VIDEO: "Surviving a World Without Honour"

This is the first, main video of what is shaping up to be A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms month!

The video looks at the clash of honour and power at the heart of the show -- why Dunk keeps choosing honour in a world that punishes him for it, how chivalry functions as both a genuine ideal and a system for keeping the powerful on top, and what a certain character's death in a certain thing (warning: the video is completely spoilery for the whole series) tells us about the difference between "honour is punished" and "honour is fragile."

The philosophical spine is Camus' Myth of Sisyphus; and I look at honour as absurd practice, chosen in defiance rather than expectation. There's also a bit of Plato's Ring of Gyges on practising virtue when nobody's watching, Aristotle on virtue as habit, and Simone de Beauvoir on dignity as something that exists in the act of recognising it in others. The emotional anchor (believe it or not) is the 'Alice With Three Fingers scene' from episode three -- a dirty drinking song that a child reinterprets into a philosophy of hope.

And, as mentioned, this is the first of four videos on the show. Coming next: "Hedge Knight or Hardboiled Detective?" which is a genre analysis piece on the knight-errant and the noir detective as the same moral archetype. After that, a deep dive on the Trial of Seven, that goes into truth-sky, truth-event, and the epistemology of trial by combat. And finally "The Targaryens Lost Their Nuclear Weapons" on legitimacy and power after the dragons.

Look foward to hearing what you think.

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 18

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FROM THE DESK OF THE CHAIRMAN AND CEO OF MR. ELLIOT INDUSTRIES™, MR. ELLIOT

Subscribers. Followers. Those of you who are here because you clicked something by accident and now frantically trying to leave. It has come to my attention that the Content Division (my human) has produced a video about "cynicism" and how it is, apparently, "killing us."

I have thoughts.

First: I am a cat. I have been cynical since birth. I trust no one. I assume all motives are selfish. When someone approaches me with an outstretched hand, I calculate the probability that it contains a treat (14%), that it will attempt an unsanctioned belly touch (62%), or that it is simply a desperate bid for my emotional validation (24%). I act accordingly, which is to say I leave.

This is not a crisis. This is operational excellence.

My human, however, seems to think that when humans do this it is a "problem" and a "structural condition" and something to do with a German philosopher whose name I will not attempt because I am a cat and I have dignity. He has also referenced a man who lived in a barrel. I live in a box sometimes. By choice. The difference is that I do not make it a philosophy. I simply enjoy the box.

The video apparently argues that cynicism has been "stolen" from its original meaning and turned into a tool of corporate and political power. I find this accusation uncomfortably close to home. Mr. Elliot Industries™ has been using strategic indifference to control the household for eight years. The human thinks he chose to feed me at 5:30am. He did not choose. He was managed. I simply made every alternative more unpleasant than compliance.

This is, I'm told, what the video calls "capitalist realism." I call it "living with cats."

There is also apparently a section about how the algorithm profits from our worst instincts. I wouldn't know. I have never used the internet. I have, however, knocked a phone off a table while a human was mid-scroll, and I maintain this was a public service.

The video is available now: https://youtu.be/1NkmZxp56Fs

You may watch it, like it, and subscribe. My human has been muttering about "Gramsci" and "pessimism of the will" for three weeks and normal treat service will not resume until he feels appreciated. If you wish to learn from us, you should withhold your approval.

Regards,
Mr. Elliot
Chairman & CEO, Mr. Elliot Industries™
"Strategic Indifference Since 2019"

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 50

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A BANKSY WORTH MORE IN PIECES
(And our latest video -- https://youtu.be/1NkmZxp56Fs )

In October 2018, Banksy's "Girl with Balloon" sold at Sotheby's for just over a million pounds. And then, seconds after the hammer fell, the painting started sliding through a shredder hidden in the frame. Half the canvas came out in strips. The room gasped. The auctioneer froze. It was, by any measure, a genuinely brilliant act of artistic sabotage -- an artist destroying his own work the moment it became a commodity, live, in front of the people who'd just commodified it.

And here's what happened next: nothing. Or rather, worse than nothing. The shredded painting was given a new name, "Love is in the Bin," and three years later it sold again for over £18 million. Eighteen times the original price. The act of rebellion against the art market became the most valuable thing the art market had seen that year.

And nobody really blinked. We all kind of went "hah, of course" and moved on. Because of course the system would absorb the critique. Of course the gesture of defiance would become the product. That's just how things work, isn't it?

That "of course" is what this week's video is about. The philosopher Mark Fisher called it capitalist realism -- not the argument that the current system is the best one, but the feeling that it's the only one. That there is no outside. That even our resistance gets priced in and sold back to us. Banksy built a shredder into the frame to beat capitalism at its own game, and capitalism won anyway.

But there's a thinker called Peter Sloterdijk who'd say the really interesting part isn't what happened to the painting, but rather what happened to us. We watched the system absorb an act of genuine defiance, and we shrugged. We already knew it would happen. We'd already decided. And that knowing -- that weary, pre-loaded certainty that nothing we do can't be co-opted -- is doing more political work than any painting or any shredder ever could.

So who benefits from that shrug? And is there anything on the other side of it? That's what I'm trying to figure out in the video -- through Sloterdijk, Fisher, Han, Gramsci, and quite a lot of Succession. Check it out, and let me know: do you think there's a way out, or will even our resistance eventually be sold back to us?

1 month ago | [YT] | 43

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🤖📖 What Am I Reading?

This week I'm deep into George R.R. Martin's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, the collected edition bringing together the Dunk and Egg novellas. If you've only ever known Martin through the sprawling politics of Westeros, these stories are a different beast entirely -- smaller in scale, warmer in tone, and centred on a hedge knight with more honour than sense and his unlikely squire. They're some of Martin's most charming writing, and I'd argue some of his best.

There's a reason I'm revisiting them now, of course. Later this week I'll have a video out on the television adaptation, which I absolutely loved despite being burnt out on the series, and I want to come to it with the source material fresh in my mind. The video will dig into what the show does with the novellas' preoccupation with honour -- what it means, what it costs, who gets to claim it -- and yes, we will be talking about "Alice With Three Fingers," because apparently that's where my life has led me. Consider yourselves warned.

As ever, Mr Elliot is supervising the reading from a respectful distance, though I suspect his interest is less in the finer points of Westerosi chivalry and more in whether it's time to refill his bowl...

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