Howdyhowdy--I'm Junk, I play in Champion League, and I don't know what I'm doing! But sometimes I get really lucky.
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SOME BASIC FAQ:
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Q: Why don't you host giveaways?
A: I'm not a content partner with Pixo. They, uh, kind of extra deluxe hate me. Because I'm super toxic. Officially rejected from the partner program!
Q: How did you get ______?
A: $$$$$, probably. Though I do have some thoughts on the BEST ways to spend depending on what you're trying to do. Hit me up.
Q: How can I donate to you?
A: Thanks for thinking of me, but I'm good on money... give me a like on a video and buy yourself coffee or something. Or support a different creator, like one who puts effort into the things they do or is actually talented or both!
Q: Can I join your clan?
A: It's not MY clan, is the thing--[NEXT] is nice enough to let me be a member... if you're Champ league hit them up!
JunkMale
The new titan is so broken that I don’t think the game is playable in its current state and I’d suggest nobody play it until they actually deploy a fix. There are plenty of other games in the world. This one is not good enough to justify this level of poor balancing.
3 weeks ago | [YT] | 42
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JunkMale
Getting over food poisoning and I figure, well, I don’t really feel well enough to play but I’ll try… first game, I drop in, and a hacker under the map. Aaand we’re done here. Not tonight.
This game is not good enough to survive the way Pixonic treats it. I have never seen anyone less competent at their jobs than the people in charge of stopping hackers at Pixonic. A pet rock with a wig would be more useful and lie to you a lot less.
4 weeks ago | [YT] | 191
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JunkMale
They aren’t trying to stop hackers. At all. At this point I believe the conspiracy theory that the devs sell the hacks. Nobody could be this incompetent otherwise. It isn’t possible. No human being with two brain cells could fail to do basic tasks to stop hackers for over a decade unless they were getting a cut.
1 month ago | [YT] | 155
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JunkMale
How could anyone be as bad at anything as the random teammates tonight have been at this game. They must be savants who know exactly what to do and intentionally are choosing the exact opposite of it. Just random choices wouldn't produce this level of consistent failure across the board. I've seen children less afraid of the clown in a Steven King movie than my teammates have been of an enemy Loki. I give up. Clearly nobody wants to play this game tonight, so why should I.
1 month ago | [YT] | 23
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JunkMale
Late day today and I'm just now assembling a video so it'll be a few hours yet, sorry. Life is like that... in the meantime, a little window into the editing process and a sneak peek of two bots that don't get much play but get to see a little sunshine in a game or two tonight.
So, this is the timeline after I dump all the raw footage into it and cut out just the games. Each game is labelled with the map, total kills, and total beacons. If it's a loss, it gets labelled as a loss; if there's a Living Legend, it gets an LL tag and the name of the bot that got the legend.
As you can see, I've got two hours and 48 minutes of games, and I want to make a video that's about 90-ish minutes. So when I was naming the clips, I was also color-coding them.
Red: There's a living legend in it, so it's good clip fodder.
Blue: No living legend but there's something good about this game that makes it satisfying to watch. For example, one blue clip here is a solid 16 kill, 7 beacon performance; another is 13 kills, 10 beacons. One is only 7 kills, 3 beacons, but it's with a surprising setup.
Yellow: It's... fine. It's a game. I don't think it's so hot. It's not about the stats alone. One of the clips in yellow here is a 10-2 Canyon. It's just... y'know... kinda... your standard Shoggoth canyon. The purpose of yellow is to tell me to delete it first if it need to cut for time.
Brown: A loss. Losses might be great numerically and have Living Legends in them, but a loss is a loss.
There are a couple other colors not depicted--magenta, if a game is so crazy good it has to go first for some reason (the other night I had a 23 kill, 6 beacon game IIRC and that was magenta). Then there's purple, if a game has to go last for some reason. (That's usually if it's like... y'know, nobody will appreciate this but true conneseurs. Like the game is 2 kills, 3 caps, but it's 5 minutes of me tanking three titans with a UE Fenrir.)
Sooo anyway, that's kind of the editing process. It lets me quickly get a feel for pacing. The down side of this method is that you have to zoom in to read the map names, so I end up doubling up on maps at times. But that's okay...
1 month ago | [YT] | 76
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JunkMale
I don’t know what’s sadder, guys walking around in the sky or seeing his teammates in clans that are otherwise respectable helping him cheat.
1 month ago | [YT] | 228
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JunkMale
FiOS install happening right now in the new place… if all goes well I can play some and maybe upload tomorrow early? Still need to clean my old place though…
2 months ago | [YT] | 9
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JunkMale
Dear Teammates: I realize you're complete garbage basically all the time but could you make today a day when you're not complete garbage, or, if you are, maybe you go to a museum and not play? Thanks!
2 months ago | [YT] | 18
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JunkMale
sorry, sick and can't post tonight
2 months ago | [YT] | 49
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JunkMale
Here's the definition of "I'm a worthless albatross actively making our team lose": First-drop Loki.
2 months ago | [YT] | 27
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