Howdyhowdy--I'm Junk, I play in Champion League, and I don't know what I'm doing! But sometimes I get really lucky.

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SOME BASIC FAQ:
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Q: Why don't you host giveaways?
A: I'm not a content partner with Pixo. They, uh, kind of extra deluxe hate me. Because I'm super toxic. Officially rejected from the partner program!

Q: How did you get ______?
A: $$$$$, probably. Though I do have some thoughts on the BEST ways to spend depending on what you're trying to do. Hit me up.

Q: How can I donate to you?
A: Thanks for thinking of me, but I'm good on money... give me a like on a video and buy yourself coffee or something. Or support a different creator, like one who puts effort into the things they do or is actually talented or both!

Q: Can I join your clan?
A: It's not MY clan, is the thing--[NEXT] is nice enough to let me be a member... if you're Champ league hit them up!


JunkMale

FiOS install happening right now in the new place… if all goes well I can play some and maybe upload tomorrow early? Still need to clean my old place though…

1 day ago | [YT] | 7

JunkMale

Dear Teammates: I realize you're complete garbage basically all the time but could you make today a day when you're not complete garbage, or, if you are, maybe you go to a museum and not play? Thanks!

4 days ago | [YT] | 17

JunkMale

sorry, sick and can't post tonight

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 48

JunkMale

Here's the definition of "I'm a worthless albatross actively making our team lose": First-drop Loki.

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 27

JunkMale

Couplathree things... One, I'm on the toktiks as junkmale0

Two, I gave in to the momentum and moved the health and ability bars in from the edge slightly so they display fully on most mobile devices. It's completely insane that we accept systems that routinely crop content--literally withholding info from us--but for the time being, I lost that fight and I surrender.


Three, when I've got time (because it takes kind of a while) I'll add a pinned comment to shorts with the build for whatever bot is in it. I had time today...

1 month ago | [YT] | 178

JunkMale

I just… I don’t… I don’t think I’m going to upload tonight. I can’t even… how does a team get TWO KILLS

1 month ago | [YT] | 171

JunkMale

If you have an obvious hacker on your team and you are helping them win, you are exploiting and deserve to be reported.

1 month ago | [YT] | 40

JunkMale

I’ve tried for 45 minutes to get ONE GAME I could make into 3D and I haven’t been able to because THIS GAME IS NOTHING BUT HACKERS AND QUITTERS. ‪@PixonicCompany‬ Account for yourselves. Why can’t you even attempt to stop hackers? Why are you so horrible at your basic job that a decade in, you remain a laughing stock?

2 months ago | [YT] | 50

JunkMale

TIL that you can run WR games through Spatial Media Toolkit to make them 3D. Just watched my first 3D WR game and it's wild. Would people be interested in seeing that uploaded?

2 months ago | [YT] | 16

JunkMale

Tonight's video will have a few King of Hill games in it... I'll say this much, carrying two people is a lot easier than carrying five! Make this a regular game mode, kthx

2 months ago | [YT] | 204