When dog training gives you the ick… Ep with Josh Jones out NOW!#dogs #dogtraining #theick

SEAGULL KNIFE ATTACK!

Kicked in the v*gina by a masseuse! 😰🤣

It’s ’Paula the Perimenopausal Pirate’!

When your post goes missing… watch until the end 🤣🤣🤣

How NOT to administer an EpiPen 😱😅

Faking contractions to get away from a scary midwife… 😧

Patricia was a narc but she was an ally! 🏳️‍🌈

Two Way Hate Crime…Episode with Daniel Foxx out NOW!

HIRED BY THE GOVERNMENT TO SCREEN MALE COMEDIANS

Tube station DRAMA! Episode with Sian Eleri out NOW! #winterwardrobe #hat #theft #fightorflight

When you’re getting mugged… but there’s a dog 😍

Is this the most London crime ever?! Episode with Henry Rowley out NOW! #henryrowley

BAG THIEVES OPERATE IN THIS AREA! 💼 🍻 ☀️ Episode with @ out NOW!#bagtheft #summerdrinks #pub #play

Did nuns steal Saaniya Abbas’ discman?! #comedian #saaniyaabbas #armchairdetective #discman #nuns

When Morning TV tries to reconstruct your crime…👀🤣 #morninglive #morningtv #phonetheft #tea

Sleeping in the penguin enclosure?! Episode with Jamie Lee out NOW!#penguins #seaworld #schooltrip

‘A PSA for the young people out there looking for d*ck’

When you and your neighbours form a renegade detective agency… 🌳🕵️‍♀️Ep with Anna Samson out NOW!

14 October 2025

400 true crime episodes = incredible detective! #nataliecassidy #truecrime #armchairdetective

When you move from South Africa to London to avoid crime…

When your crotch requires a professor’s elbow… 👀🤣

Any excuse to tell people you ran a marathon…

NEW CRIME JUST DROPPED!Episode with Chloe Petts out now!#phonetheft #extortion #truecrime #podcast

Ding-Dong-Ditch? Knock Down Ginger? Knick Knacks? What did YOU call it?! Ep with Sean Burke out NOW!

Some houses in Japan don’t have locks…

👏 Normalise asking scantily clad women if they’re OK 👏

When you break the law… but it’s worth it!

Nature? We’re over it mate.Episode with Kate Dolan out NOW! #giantredwoods #nature #northernlights

💻 🚨 CYBER BURGLARY IS A CRIME! 💻 🚨 Episode with Paul Longley out NOW! #cyberburglary #plagerism

Irish Grannies are FIERCE! Episode with Jamie Lee O’Donnell out NOW! #irish #grannies #derrygirls

The Queen used a brick for WHAT?! 👀 🤣 #podcast #royals #thequeen #dorgis #corgis #dogbreeding

FILMS ARE TOO LONG

When the police keep visiting in the middle of the night after reports of screaming…

BEWARE the 22 year old temp 👀😰

Some men are just walking red flags… 🚩 🚩 🚩

When there’s fish in your sink and an old man in your kitchen you could only be on #Shetland!

Sharing custody of a dog? Not on Clair’s watch.

There are people out there stealing entire social media accounts 😨

You can’t just let *anyone* into your block of flats 🤷‍♀️🤣

If you’re not being sued are you even living in America?!

These dangerous criminals are in our homes up and down the country.

BEWARE THE NEFARIOUS SHARK LOAN PERSON! 🦈

COMPETITION TIME : OUTTAKE EDITION 🤣

Be careful whose scooter you nick… 🛴

A British take on an American sport… ⚾️ 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 #podcast #comedy #baseball #british

Freya Mallard: Primary School Truth Teller