🎙️ Channel 69 News – ABN Network

Welcome to Channel 69 News, where the headlines are hot, the facts are flexible, and the anchors can carry a tune.

Three flirty, quick-witted news divas deliver parody newscasts that blend satire, song, and splashy psychedelic visuals. From “Breaking: Pigeon Poops on Presidential Podium” to “Nation’s Alarm Clocks Go on Strike,” no absurdity escapes their microphones—or their harmonies.

Each musical segment is a retro-groovy news performance: cheeky commentary, flirtatious humor, and a wink to the camera, all wrapped in shimmering 1960s-70s Americana style.

💋 Reporting live, sort of.
🎶 Because the truth should blow your mind.
🍌 An Americana Bananica Network Production. Channel 69 News: In your face, up close, and personal is the best news!

News, Music, and Entertainment all in one!
Created by Mr. Peel and Peelonia from Americana Bananica Channel.
Contact: Peeloniachannel69news@gmail.com
Complaints: Mailmrpeelneverreads@gmail.com