I answer those stage time booty calls so fast it's embarrassing

my comedy is not available on temu

shoutout to everyone playing this clip in the background while they answer emails 📧

I am not trained to appear on live tv or to have conversations.

their love language is farting 💨

wink wink 😉

Maybe it's not the city you live in....

I am traveling and pursuing my dreams and this girl had to be reminded of me.

a beautiful, close distance relationship.

my crowds usually wanna go to bed during my shows. 😴🌝💤

finding true love should be a scalable and streamlined process.

this tour has tested my patience 💫🧘🏻‍♀️

I am just as frightened as you are.

a short story about sad fake laughter.

growing older but not more mature. 😤

happy to plug other comics at my headlining shows.

I prefer not to be seen, but not counted.

text me when you get home or else I'll just vaguely worry about you.

people are being way too honest at comedy shows. 👼

For an extra fee, I will tuck you in. Let my comedy put you to bed. 🛏️😴

I demand respect from my Hollywood friends.

parenthood can be beautiful...and expensive. 💸👼

not every day is easy, but I'm trying to stay positive

just want to show my love and support. 💁🏼‍♂️

I thought first dates were more of a coffee, restaurant, bar type of activity.

This sweet woman felt seen 😌

I do matchmaking for free because no one will pay me to

THAT'S the secret to a healthy marriage?

Look harder!

The results are in. 😞🙃💔

Enjoy the honeymoon phase 💌

Did you know you can just go outside and meet people

All hail King Russ 🙌🤴🙌

The dating app itself can swipe left on you.

I had a healthy and mature reaction to this happy young couple.

The packaging might be different, but the product is the same.

Ask for what you want 💝🙋🏻‍♀️

Marriage is Work

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Is this girl dinner ?🍟

Insecure at the Beach #comedyshorts

Uncle Leslie #nephew #standupcomedy

Freezing my Eggs #standupcomedy #comedyshorts

I have never cried whilst drinking a smoothie. 🖤 #shorts #comedyshorts #standupcomedy

Remixing Men #shorts #leslieliao #standupcomedy #dating

The Straight Woman Struggle #shorts #comedyshorts #standupcomedy #leslieliao

“Remixing Men” 🎤 #comedyshorts #shorts #dating

💅 Disguising flirting as crowd work #shorts #crowdwork #standupcomedy