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The Christmas Eve Bunker
“Christmas Eve Forecast: 100% chance of a server reset. If the clock hits midnight and the year rolls back to 2020, we are all legally allowed to scream for forty-eight hours straight. It’s in the fine print of the simulation. Happy holidays!
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The Truth Lens Perspective
“SPONSORED CONTENT: Tired of seeing reality in 1D? Put on the Truth Lens. Suddenly, your boss looks like a lizard in a suit and your cat is revealed to be a high-ranking officer in the Galactic Navy. See the world for the glitch it truly is!
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Santa’s 2025 Upgrade
“Forget the reindeer. Santa just traded the fleet for a ‘Reality-Bending Hyper-Drive.’ He’s not coming down the chimney anymore—he’s just downloading himself directly into your smart-fridge. Check your crisper drawer for presents and/or existential dread.
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The Holiday Tech-Glitch
“BREAKING NEWS: My gingerbread house just updated its Terms of Service and I’m pretty sure I just signed away the rights to my own stomach. If your cookies start asking for your face ID, DO NOT BLINK. It’s a holiday data heist!
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