Napoleon Blownapart 

I'm a huge fuckin nerd who just happens to love all things MMA.

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Napoleon Blownapart

After 2 years, and 4 videos, totaling 7+ hours of content and God knows how many hours of work, it's finally time to wrap up the Lineal Heavyweight story.

LINEAL V: LEVIATHAN is roughly 5 weeks into production!

With the Zuffa video released almost 2 months ago, Its a long time to go without an update, so I wanted to give you all a quick heads up to let you know I'm not dead, I haven't been invited to any Saudi Embassies and am in good health. Work is progressing well on Lineal V, but as this is the final installment, it still has a lot of time left to cook. So if things are a bit quiet now that's the reason why.

In the mean time, its a good time to catch up on the Lineal Story so I added all the episodes as a Show, which i guess is Youtubes fancy new name for a playlist, but it sorts the episodes into a proper Episodic format and even labels them like "Season 1 Episode 1" which is kinda cool I guess. youtube.com/show/VLPLXQYsOChSaz8?sbp=QAE%3D

Also as always if you'd like to support the channel and get weekly updates on the progress of Lineal V and occasional blog post ranting, plus the unedited, ad free cuts of all my other videos (particularly the underground fighting video because god damn i had to butcher that for Youtube), you can find them on patreon.com/napoleonblownapart

As always, gonna see you soon, BOI

Just Bleed,

Nap

6 days ago | [YT] | 2,973

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Because I love to do things in the most awkward way possible, I gave my opinion on UFC White house and the ever increasing politicization of the UFC EXCLUSIVELY to Norway's public broadcaster NRK. The ONLY news source I trust. They invented Vikings after all.
www.nrk.no/urix/mma-stevne-ved-det-hvite-hus_-_-tr…

The article is in Norweigan.

I do not speak Norweigan.

I'm sure your browser will auto translate if you're not from Norway lol. For those of you who are from Norway, shoutout to you guys.

1 month ago | [YT] | 1,988

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🩸🩸NEW VIDEO IS DONE!!🩸🩸

YOU DON'T HATE ZUFFA BOXING ENOUGH (that's the video title, not a random statement)

Out now on patreon.com/napoleonblownapart

Coming to YouTube Friday 1st!

A 90 minute deep dive into TKO's attempt to takeover the world of Boxing with Zuffa Boxing, how they're attempting to blow up the Ali Act, screwing fighters, and how TKOs ownership has brought about the enshittification of the UFC and WWE. Features excessive overuse of the Dana White Boxercise photo.

Yes, unbelievably, I have managed to complete another video only a 5 weeks after the last one went up. This is the shortest ever gap between videos, so don't say I never do anything for you.

Please enjoy

2 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 2,119

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🩸🩸THIS FRIDAY!!🩸🩸

Come with me on the most bogus of journeys, as we delve into the combat sports careers of Jake "Logan" Paul and Andrew "Cobra" Tate, and how the worst weekend for them, was the best weekend for us. Diving into this hot button issue only 3 months late, its time to get FRAUD CHECKED.

Live premiere 10pm UK/IRL 5pm Eastern US/work out your own time zone from that i suppose

3 months ago | [YT] | 2,513

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Kept you waiting, huh?

New video out on Patreon.com/Napoleonblownapart RIGHT NOW! Coming to Youtube next Friday! 2 hours of feeding the careers of Jake Paul & Andrew "4x world champion kickboxer" Tate into a woodchipper.
I greatly look forward to seeing you at the live premiere 💪

4 months ago | [YT] | 3,112

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I asked the homie ‪@ControlledFracture‬ to make me an unhinged poster for my next video. I was not disappointed. This thing has less hinges than a sliding door. I like art that's open to interpretation so on that note, I leave it up to you to figure out wtf this is all about. New video coming soon!

5 months ago | [YT] | 1,630

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I have a late Christmas Present for all of you! In the next couple of days, I'll be uploading never before seen footage from PRIDE: CRITICAL COUNTDOWN 2004.

No, this isn't a joke. In October, I received an incredible gift: hours of never before seen footage recorded by a cameraman who worked for Pride. The footage had sat dormant in his basement until he messaged me and asked would I like to have it! Once he transferred the footage from tape to digital, I set about editing it into a complete film.

This is all ringside footage, as close to the action as possible, featuring up close shots of the Randleman gigasuplex, and the Rampage slam. There is no commentary track, this is raw, unfiltered footage: you can hear every bit of dialogue from the fighters, and their corners as the fights happen. There's also never before seen rarities like backstage footage of the Pride ring girls warming up for the show, Coleman and Randleman warming up by having a grappling session, Mauro and Bas hanging out, and Rampage Jackson slapping fans (by request), post show! This is an incredible find for Pride fans, and for the sake of preservation, I'm uploading the entire thing, with minimal edits.

This wont be like my usual videos, there's no commentary from me, because this kind of footage needs to be preserved as it was, a time capsule to one of the best events Pride ever staged.

COMING VERY SOON!!

6 months ago | [YT] | 3,006

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In case you missed it, the Blownapart End of Year wrap up is out and the perfect way to avoid people you don't want to talk to over the Christmas break.

I also have playlists for my videos so if you want to REALLY max your antisocial stats this Holiday season, I got you covered

⇉ FAKES FRAUDS AND CULTS:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list...

⇉ LINEAL SAGA:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list...

⇉ RISE AND FALL OF TUF:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list...

⇉ MARTIAL ARTS DOCUMENTARIES:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list...

⇉ THE RISE AND FALL OF PRIDE:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list...

I hope you all have a very great whatever you choose to celebrate/not celebrate,

from Mrs B and Myself,

Just bleed responsibly

6 months ago | [YT] | 273

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🚨🚨END OF YEAR VIDEO DROPS THIS FRIDAY🚨🚨
ALSO RIZIN SENPAI FINALLY NOTICED ME
BIG THINGS HAPPENING SO I CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPS
SEE YOU ALL FRIDAY

6 months ago | [YT] | 1,185

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ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR!! The Blownapart end of year review is live on Patreon RIGHT NOW! 2 hours and 8 minutes of non stop WACKINESS* awaits you. You can get access for $1 at patreon.com/napoleonblownapart

And if I don't see you there, I'll see you next weekend when it goes live on Youtube.

Time to get festive in this bih 👊

*Wackiness not guaranteed

7 months ago | [YT] | 1,263