Napoleon Blownapart

Aspinall vacates the title, Cryril Gane becomes undisputed champ...
You guys remember that time i wondered aloud if Cyril Gane's career was the "Jar Jar Binks is a Sith Lord" of MMA? Not looking so far fetched now is it??

4 days ago | [YT] | 1,912

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Well it happened. World famous cardio kickboxing instructor Dana white hit the latest video with not one, not two, but TWENTY EFFING FIVE separate copyright claims.
Its way too many claims to use the youtube editor remove the offending clips, because it would take days, and also butcher the video. I'm also not sure I have the energy to re-cut it and re-upload it, making the video and getting it to pass the checks the first time around was hard enough, and removing it and reuploading it will also potentially kill any algorithm boost that the video had given me, so for now there's probably not much I can do.

As always, if you'd like to support the channel, because youtube certainly arent going to, theres uncensored, unedited and ad free versions of the videos on patreon.com/napoleonblownapart, and merch at blownapart.com. (new lineal v themed merch coming soon!)

All support is appreciated, and always remember: Dana White was a boxercise coach.

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1 week ago | [YT] | 3,071

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🚨 IMPORTANT UPDATE 🚨

Lineal V is still premiering tonight, same time, but i had to correct a couple of last minute editing mistakes, which meant deleting the original upload and replacing it with a new version. So if you had saved the previous video link for the premiere, that link is now dead, and the premiere is happening here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlwEL...

See you all in 2 hours 25 minutes time!

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 919

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LINEAL V - TOMORROW NIGHT - BE THERE OR BE SOMEWHERE ELSE

Whats up Just Bleed Gang!
I hope you're all looking forward to Lineal V dropping tomorrow night! Set aside 3 hours and instead of watching UFC Paris, watch something better: me, talking about the UFC for longer than the runtime of Return of the King.

Sadly I do have to point out that this version of the video has been really heavily edited to remove a LOT of fight footage. UFC copyright have upgraded to using ChatGPT or some shit, and as such a whole bunch of clips had to go. I tried my best to replace them with something visually interesting but unfortunately by the time you're doing the 5th re-edit and reupload of the video, i had to just say screw it and some clips are just blurred visuals with Danas O face slapped over the top cause I just didnt have the time or energy anymore. Its definitely not ideal, and with so much last minute editing there's a few hiccups here and there that shouldn't be there, but screw it. Its a 3 hour long monster of a video and the edits and blurring add up to about 2% of it, so its not too bad. Again, if you want to watch the unedited version, and support the channel, its all on patreon ad free and censor free.

But nevermind all that, because after 2 years, 5 videos totaling 10 hours, WE ARE DONE. THE LINE HAS BEEN DRAWN FROM COLEMAN -- NGANNOU. 30 YEARS OF MMA HISTORY IS COMPLETE. ITS GOING DOWN TOMORROW. GONNA SEE YOU SOON BOI. APOLOGIES MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 961

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🚨 LINEAL V IS DONE!! 🚨 LIVE NOW ON PATREON! 🚨
If you want all 3 hours of Lineal V in your life RIGHT THIS SECOND head on over to patreon.com/napoleonblownapart where you can watch the conclusion to the lineal series and fund the damn near nervous breakdown I had making a 3 hour video, for only $1. Uncensored, un-copyright claimed, watch it before the AI claimbots inevitably riddle the youtube version with claims.

It's been a long time coming, and it will definitely* be worth it.

But if you don't want want to do that, THEN GET FUC- i mean that's cool too, maybe just go re-watch the old ones to catch up on the timeline, and I'll catch you all for the YouTube premiere this coming Saturday, Saturday, SATURDAY!

*probably

art by www.instagram.com/sjbarbarossa

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 1,259

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LINEAL V is the first non-supercut video to hit the 3 hour mark.
But i guess its not called Leviathan because its small and easily manageable.
Biggest video in the lineal series, biggest video I've ever done, it has practically killed me at points but I hope to have it online next Saturday/Sunday.

So keep your eyes open.

Featuring some fantastic art from www.instagram.com/sjbarbarossa/ and ‪@AvantGeek‬

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 1,980

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If you watched the recently re-uploaded Dux/Dante supercut, and found yourself with a gaping, Frank Dux sized hole in your life when it ended, join myself, Seanbaby, and Robert Brockway as we recount about 10 pages worth of Frank Dux' 100% true story, (in that its true that it is a story) THE SECRET MAN. Podcast episode is up now, curiously entitled... THE PISS MEETING. Stream it here: soundcloud.com/1900hotdog

YT link https://youtu.be/CKL_LIC4m9c?si=EgOmy...

1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 1,280

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Two things:

Firstly, thank you to all of you who re-watched the Dux/Dante supercut re-upload. I don't think there are many channels on here that could get 100k views on a what is basically 2 videos everyone has already seen, stitched together and uploaded for a second damn time. The amount of love the reupload got actually boosted the channels visibility in the algorithm nicely while things are quiet, so I gotta say a huge thanks to all of you for that insane level of support!

Secondly, an update on Lineal V. Production is coming along well, with almost 90 minutes of video completed. There's still a lot of work to go, as this video is the last in the series, so its got a LOT of notes to hit. And my god there are tangents. So many tangents. Most of them pointless but i just thought they were funny so ran with it. It's been a slow process, I've been sick recently and other life issues that have slowed down production, but we're getting there. Late Aug/Early September, this video will be done. I know things have been quiet on the channel lately but rest assured, the lineal heavyweight timeline will be fully charted soon, boi.

Also I have been assured that the Rizin tracksuit is on its way. I'm about to have more drip than a stalactite.

Also, fuck Paramount.

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1 month ago | [YT] | 2,112

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All my homies hate Paramount

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2 months ago | [YT] | 3,551

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After 2 years, and 4 videos, totaling 7+ hours of content and God knows how many hours of work, it's finally time to wrap up the Lineal Heavyweight story.

LINEAL V: LEVIATHAN is roughly 5 weeks into production!

With the Zuffa video released almost 2 months ago, Its a long time to go without an update, so I wanted to give you all a quick heads up to let you know I'm not dead, I haven't been invited to any Saudi Embassies and am in good health. Work is progressing well on Lineal V, but as this is the final installment, it still has a lot of time left to cook. So if things are a bit quiet now that's the reason why.

In the mean time, its a good time to catch up on the Lineal Story so I added all the episodes as a Show, which i guess is Youtubes fancy new name for a playlist, but it sorts the episodes into a proper Episodic format and even labels them like "Season 1 Episode 1" which is kinda cool I guess. youtube.com/show/VLPLXQYsOChSaz8?sbp=QAE%3D

Also as always if you'd like to support the channel and get weekly updates on the progress of Lineal V and occasional blog post ranting, plus the unedited, ad free cuts of all my other videos (particularly the underground fighting video because god damn i had to butcher that for Youtube), you can find them on patreon.com/napoleonblownapart

As always, gonna see you soon, BOI

Just Bleed,

Nap

2 months ago | [YT] | 3,016