Napoleon Blownapart

Thank you all for 150K Subscribers. Started from the bottom, now we still within arms reach of the bottom.
In all earnestness, thank you all. I never thought I'd see the day I'd get 1K, nevermind 150K.

This also serves as your monthly reminder that Lineal 4 is on it's way, it's already bigger than parts 1-3, and I'm not dead. 👊

6 days ago | [YT] | 2,160

Napoleon Blownapart

🚨THE BASTARDS OF HEAVEN ARE COMING🚨

Dear fisting enthusiasts, I bring you news.
A 45 minute preview of the next video has been uploaded to patreon.com/napoleonblownapart

Why am I releasing a 45 minute preview??

Well, as I'm attempting to wrap up the entire lineal timeline with part 4, this video is going to take a lot longer than usual. I honestly don't envision this thing being done until July at earliest. So while I don't normally do previews like this, I'm sitting on 45 minutes of work that could be a standalone video in itself, so just to remind people I'm technically still alive and that I have completed work in the chamber, I uploaded it as a Patreon exclusive which you too can watch now for the low low price of $1.

The Lineal 4 preview covers Fedor's lineal title reign and post lineal career, so if that sounds like how you'd like to spend 45 minutes, head on over to the patreon, or wait another 6-8 weeks for it to drop here. Whatever you prefer man, I'm easy.

Either way, stay bleeding and i gonna see you soon, boi.

Nap

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 1,542

Napoleon Blownapart

Scousers don't get knocked out.. they JUST BLEED 🩸🩸
Congrats to official member of the Just Bleed Gang‪@PaddyTheBaddyUFC‬!! 👊👊

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1 month ago | [YT] | 2,404

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The soundtrack album "Black Dragon" by LCQP for my video on Count Dante is available to stream on Spotify now!

open.spotify.com/album/7K5tlEdl7SEQ2RQm0N4dFv?si=t…

Just Bleed alumni will recognize Karate ass remixes of some of my channels mainstay tracks like Sea Power's "Whirling in Rags", alongside PS1 Ninja classic Tenchu: Stealth Assassins samples and fully original certified club bangers. LCQP put months of work into this and the end result was fantastic, so support them if you can!!

Also, coming soon is the Supercut of Frank Dux and Count Dante! The Dux video has been re-edited to fix some issues the original upload had and so that it can actually be monetized this time, segments have been added, or re-written, and the entire ending as been overhauled so that the 2 videos join together seamlessly, which makes it feel more like a proper, contiguous 3 hour and 11 minute Bullshido movie. It'll be live premiering probably next weekend, so, if like me you have no life and can spend a Friday night pricking around on YouTube for 3 hours I'll see you then. Also shoutout to ⁨@IncandescentTrash⁩ for the video thumbnail!

Just Bleed,

Nap

2 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 861

Napoleon Blownapart

🩸🩸Just Bleed Gang!! I talked to MMA Journalism OG Zach Arnold about Pride, Video Creation, The state of the UFC today, and other things over on mmadraw! Read it here: www.themmadraw.com/p/napoleon-blownapart-mmas-wild…

Also please enjoy this screenshot from the intro to LINEAL 4.

I'm aiming to make an intro that goes as hard as physically possible because you can't call a video "BASTARDS OF HEAVEN" and not go harder than MGS2 European Extreme with it.

2 months ago | [YT] | 1,066

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It's time to finish this thing.

But before Lineal 4 hits, I'm putting together a Supercut for the Frank Dux and Count Dante vids. My original upload of Frank Dux was demonetized shortly after it was uploaded because Franks exploits were just too damn HOT for Youtube. So I'm just taking this opportunity to edit it into a Youtube friendly state, and put together a Supercut for the 2 greatest martial arts frauds known to man. Ill probably premiere it for a laugh, so if anyone wants to hang out for... oooh 4 hours or so, we can do that.

Thank you again everyone for your support and all the love for the Count Dante video! See you all in like... 4 months!

2 months ago | [YT] | 2,168

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🚨IT'S ALMOST TIME TO GET DIM MAK'D! 🚨

The premiere for DANTE, DRAGONS AND THE DEATH TOUCH is dropping in a few hours, and LCQP have made a full soundtrack album specially for this video. Immediately after the Dante premiere ends, LCQP will be streaming the album in a YouTube premiere. I'll be there in the live chat so if you want to hang out with a REAL IRISHMAN this Paddy's day weekend, or maybe you just want to get drunk and make fun of a Real Irishman, come hang out and listen to some karate ass tunes with us post-Dante. And If you enjoy the music and want to support independent artists, maybe give them a subscribe and a like and all that lame non-karate shit.

Put one toe up, and one toe down, place your tongue in the correct spot of your mouth, and see if you can survive... the THE DEADLY HANDS OF DANTE'S DIM MAK.

2 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 150

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🚨DANTE, DRAGONS AND THE DEATH TOUCH IS DONE! 🚨

Get access on patreon now: patreon.com/napoleonblownapart
Coming to Youtube this Saturday!

After almost 2 1/2 months of work, the capstone of the FAKES FRAUDS AND CULTS series in complete. This is a 2 hour long deep dive into the OG of Fake Martial Arts and features an original soundtrack created just for this video by Lake City Quiet Pills lcqp.bandcamp.com/ and original artwork by Jack Thorn. www.instagram.com/jackthornart/?hl=en

Its the biggest and most almost professional production I've ever done which obviously means it's the best video about Count Dante ever made on YouTube this month.

See you this Saturday for the premiere!

2 months ago | [YT] | 1,876

Napoleon Blownapart

WE ARE SO ALMOST BACK

16,032 word script ✔
2 hours, 5min runtime ✔
Original Soundtrack composed just for this video ✔
Original accompanying artwork ✔
Shevchenko simping shoehorned in to a video about 1970s karate ✔
Count Dante resurrected via arcane and unknowable magicks for an interview ❌(WORKING ON THIS ONE)

The single biggest video I've yet produced is coming. March 14th. Spend Paddy's day weekend with the REAL IRISHMAN and also Count Dante cause he was half Irish see I totally planned this and totally not winging it. But it'll be worth it in the end, I promise.

3 months ago | [YT] | 2,231

Napoleon Blownapart

Its bad enough dealing with UFC copyright, but now that‪@VICE‬ is attempting to make MMA content with Dark Side of The Cage, they're falsely copyright claiming my videos too. The clip of Joshua Fabia arguing with Paul Felder, recorded several years ago, they now claim they own because they used it in one of their episodes, and copyright claimed my Fake Martial Arts 2 video for using the same clip. My video was online 3 years before Vice ever even touched MMA as content, so this is a blatant false claim, and i imagine a lot of other creators who covered Fabia/Sanchez will be getting hit with similar claims soon. I don't know who the original owner of that clip was, but I'm pretty confident it isn't Vice.

Also Dark Side of the Cage is trash and all my homies hate Vice.

Count Dante video coming soon, assuming Vice don't want to claim they own his rights too.

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3 months ago | [YT] | 2,206