Napoleon Blownapart

I'm a huge fuckin nerd who just happens to love all things MMA.

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"The first 80 seconds was enough to not care about rest. 1/10/2022"

"This dude has no idea what the fuck he is talking about seagal"

"You sound like Jim Brownings brother..."

"This channel is full of bs"

"MILLIONS OF MUSCLY MARTIAL MEN"


Napoleon Blownapart

I have a late Christmas Present for all of you! In the next couple of days, I'll be uploading never before seen footage from PRIDE: CRITICAL COUNTDOWN 2004.

No, this isn't a joke. In October, I received an incredible gift: hours of never before seen footage recorded by a cameraman who worked for Pride. The footage had sat dormant in his basement until he messaged me and asked would I like to have it! Once he transferred the footage from tape to digital, I set about editing it into a complete film.

This is all ringside footage, as close to the action as possible, featuring up close shots of the Randleman gigasuplex, and the Rampage slam. There is no commentary track, this is raw, unfiltered footage: you can hear every bit of dialogue from the fighters, and their corners as the fights happen. There's also never before seen rarities like backstage footage of the Pride ring girls warming up for the show, Coleman and Randleman warming up by having a grappling session, Mauro and Bas hanging out, and Rampage Jackson slapping fans (by request), post show! This is an incredible find for Pride fans, and for the sake of preservation, I'm uploading the entire thing, with minimal edits.

This wont be like my usual videos, there's no commentary from me, because this kind of footage needs to be preserved as it was, a time capsule to one of the best events Pride ever staged.

COMING VERY SOON!!

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 3,014

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In case you missed it, the Blownapart End of Year wrap up is out and the perfect way to avoid people you don't want to talk to over the Christmas break.

I also have playlists for my videos so if you want to REALLY max your antisocial stats this Holiday season, I got you covered

⇉ FAKES FRAUDS AND CULTS:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list...

⇉ LINEAL SAGA:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list...

⇉ RISE AND FALL OF TUF:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list...

⇉ MARTIAL ARTS DOCUMENTARIES:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list...

⇉ THE RISE AND FALL OF PRIDE:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list...

I hope you all have a very great whatever you choose to celebrate/not celebrate,

from Mrs B and Myself,

Just bleed responsibly

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 270

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🚨🚨END OF YEAR VIDEO DROPS THIS FRIDAY🚨🚨
ALSO RIZIN SENPAI FINALLY NOTICED ME
BIG THINGS HAPPENING SO I CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPS
SEE YOU ALL FRIDAY

1 month ago | [YT] | 1,193

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ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR!! The Blownapart end of year review is live on Patreon RIGHT NOW! 2 hours and 8 minutes of non stop WACKINESS* awaits you. You can get access for $1 at patreon.com/napoleonblownapart

And if I don't see you there, I'll see you next weekend when it goes live on Youtube.

Time to get festive in this bih 👊

*Wackiness not guaranteed

1 month ago | [YT] | 1,265

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The Blowie Awards are the ONLY MMA awards that dare to give out the accolades that really matter. You can see fight of the year or knockout of the year anywhere, but where else can you see who wins Most unintentionally homoerotic trash talk or Freakshow fight of the year??

Blownapart End of Year review is coming soon. 2+ hours long. Multiple musical interludes. Special guests. All expense spared.

Gonna see you soon, Boi.

1 month ago | [YT] | 2,239

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Hitting 160K on the very day Valentina is due to defend her title? This is surely a portent of a stunning and dominant victory from the greatest female mixed martial artist of all time. 160K / 322 = 496, square root of 496 is 22.271057, 22.271057 + 3 (Half life 3 confirmed) = 25, the exact same number of wins Valentina has had in her career, VICTORY OVER WEILI CONFIRMED

Seriously tho thank you all for 160K subs, and enjoy what is on paper the best card of the year tonight 👊👊

2 months ago | [YT] | 1,521

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Just Bleed Gang!

Thank you all for the support on the latest video. Stuff like KOTS isn't the easiest topic to tackle, so the almost overwhelmingly positive reception to the video has been mindblowing. Thank you all. However, if you noticed that the music is missing from the Death Sentence montage, thats because I'm afraid even Final Fantasy 7's OST is no longer safe from copyright claims, and as such, it had to be removed. So if you were wondering what happened to that segment, blame SquareEnix i guess. Also blame them for not releasing a good FF game since FFXIII. Yes FFXIII is good an ill die on that hill.

Also, the man behind the illustrations for my Count Dante video, Jack Thorn, is currently a working on a martial arts, punk rock comic called The Reprobates. He's running a fairly modest kickstarter goal of $500 to fund it, so if youre a comic nerd maybe check it out: www.kickstarter.com/projects/jack-thorn/the-reprob…

See you sometime in December for 2025 gets Blownapart

Nap

2 months ago | [YT] | 1,524

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🚨ITS TIME TO GET SOCCER KICKED IN THE FACE ON CONCRETE🚨

The latest video, KING FOR A DAY: A TALE OF TWO FIGHT CLUBS is finished and you can watch it on patreon.com/napoleonblownapart right NOW!

A 1hr 50 minutes exploration of two of the biggest unsanctioned fight clubs in the world, STREET BEEFS and KING OF THE STREETS. Featuring actual real interviews (kinda) with Street Beefs legend Shinigami The Reaper, and the most controversial man in King of the Streets, Eric "Bloodaxe" Olsen, to name but two.

It'll be coming to YouTube Nov 1st, but given the subject matter, its gonna be censored to the point where most if it is just a black screen and your disgusting imagination. So if you want to see it in all its terrible glory, maybe check out the patreon as its only $1. If not, its all good. Ill catch you Nov 1st for a good old fashioned unsanctioned fisting.

Just Bleed

Nap

2 months ago | [YT] | 1,456

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IT IS ALMOST TIME

Coming soon, we're returning to the world of unsanctioned fighting in a video that I like to call: KING FOR A DAY. We're diving into the world of the 2 biggest org's in the game: Street Beefs, and just in time for Halloween, the most terrifying of underground OR overground fight clubs: KING OF THE STREETS.

Featuring interviews with fighters such as Street Beefs legend Shinigami, to the man who pioneered eye gouging in KOTS, Eric "Bloodaxe" Olsen. Eric was even kind enough to give me an entire 10 minute tutorial on the best methods for blinding your opponent, and a primer on biting techniques! What even is my life anymore.

Given the subject matter, this is going to be censored to hell and back for YouTube and in all likelihood wont even be monetizable, so if you want to see it early, uncensored, and also support the channel, head on over to patreon.com/napoleonblownapart (it should be dropping on Patreon on the 26th as long as all goes well).

See you there.. if you haven't been eye gouged. Obviously.

Just bleed,

Nap

3 months ago | [YT] | 2,124

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This is pretty hilarious, but Derek Moneyberg keeps tagging I, and other creators, in these uploads that "prove" he's a 100% real and legitimate black belt and a very special boy. All the while hes spamming my video with "Privacy complaints" in an effort to get it taken offline in case anyone finds out how he hoodwinks people into leaving positive reviews for his courses. Also its pretty funny that not one of these videos designed to prove what a success he is can even crack 5k views. Derek, your bot game is struggling, buy more subscribers if you really want to appear successful.

Anyway, with that, I'm done with Moneyberg for good. He can tag me in a thousand more videos hoping that it legitimizes his black belt, i really couldn't give a toss because a new video is in the works and I will guarantee it gets more than 5k views.

UNLIKE DEREKS HIYOOOOO

4 months ago | [YT] | 2,183