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Napoleon Blownapart
If you watched the recently re-uploaded Dux/Dante supercut, and found yourself with a gaping, Frank Dux sized hole in your life when it ended, join myself, Seanbaby, and Robert Brockway as we recount about 10 pages worth of Frank Dux' 100% true story, (in that its true that it is a story) THE SECRET MAN. Podcast episode is up now, curiously entitled... THE PISS MEETING. Stream it here: soundcloud.com/1900hotdog
YT link https://youtu.be/CKL_LIC4m9c?si=EgOmy...
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Two things:
Firstly, thank you to all of you who re-watched the Dux/Dante supercut re-upload. I don't think there are many channels on here that could get 100k views on a what is basically 2 videos everyone has already seen, stitched together and uploaded for a second damn time. The amount of love the reupload got actually boosted the channels visibility in the algorithm nicely while things are quiet, so I gotta say a huge thanks to all of you for that insane level of support!
Secondly, an update on Lineal V. Production is coming along well, with almost 90 minutes of video completed. There's still a lot of work to go, as this video is the last in the series, so its got a LOT of notes to hit. And my god there are tangents. So many tangents. Most of them pointless but i just thought they were funny so ran with it. It's been a slow process, I've been sick recently and other life issues that have slowed down production, but we're getting there. Late Aug/Early September, this video will be done. I know things have been quiet on the channel lately but rest assured, the lineal heavyweight timeline will be fully charted soon, boi.
Also I have been assured that the Rizin tracksuit is on its way. I'm about to have more drip than a stalactite.
Also, fuck Paramount.
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All my homies hate Paramount
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After 2 years, and 4 videos, totaling 7+ hours of content and God knows how many hours of work, it's finally time to wrap up the Lineal Heavyweight story.
LINEAL V: LEVIATHAN is roughly 5 weeks into production!
With the Zuffa video released almost 2 months ago, Its a long time to go without an update, so I wanted to give you all a quick heads up to let you know I'm not dead, I haven't been invited to any Saudi Embassies and am in good health. Work is progressing well on Lineal V, but as this is the final installment, it still has a lot of time left to cook. So if things are a bit quiet now that's the reason why.
In the mean time, its a good time to catch up on the Lineal Story so I added all the episodes as a Show, which i guess is Youtubes fancy new name for a playlist, but it sorts the episodes into a proper Episodic format and even labels them like "Season 1 Episode 1" which is kinda cool I guess. youtube.com/show/VLPLXQYsOChSaz8?sbp=QAE%3D
Also as always if you'd like to support the channel and get weekly updates on the progress of Lineal V and occasional blog post ranting, plus the unedited, ad free cuts of all my other videos (particularly the underground fighting video because god damn i had to butcher that for Youtube), you can find them on patreon.com/napoleonblownapart
As always, gonna see you soon, BOI
Just Bleed,
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Napoleon Blownapart
Because I love to do things in the most awkward way possible, I gave my opinion on UFC White house and the ever increasing politicization of the UFC EXCLUSIVELY to Norway's public broadcaster NRK. The ONLY news source I trust. They invented Vikings after all.
www.nrk.no/urix/mma-stevne-ved-det-hvite-hus_-_-tr…
The article is in Norweigan.
I do not speak Norweigan.
I'm sure your browser will auto translate if you're not from Norway lol. For those of you who are from Norway, shoutout to you guys.
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🩸🩸NEW VIDEO IS DONE!!🩸🩸
YOU DON'T HATE ZUFFA BOXING ENOUGH (that's the video title, not a random statement)
Out now on patreon.com/napoleonblownapart
Coming to YouTube Friday 1st!
A 90 minute deep dive into TKO's attempt to takeover the world of Boxing with Zuffa Boxing, how they're attempting to blow up the Ali Act, screwing fighters, and how TKOs ownership has brought about the enshittification of the UFC and WWE. Features excessive overuse of the Dana White Boxercise photo.
Yes, unbelievably, I have managed to complete another video only a 5 weeks after the last one went up. This is the shortest ever gap between videos, so don't say I never do anything for you.
Please enjoy
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🩸🩸THIS FRIDAY!!🩸🩸
Come with me on the most bogus of journeys, as we delve into the combat sports careers of Jake "Logan" Paul and Andrew "Cobra" Tate, and how the worst weekend for them, was the best weekend for us. Diving into this hot button issue only 3 months late, its time to get FRAUD CHECKED.
Live premiere 10pm UK/IRL 5pm Eastern US/work out your own time zone from that i suppose
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Kept you waiting, huh?
New video out on Patreon.com/Napoleonblownapart RIGHT NOW! Coming to Youtube next Friday! 2 hours of feeding the careers of Jake Paul & Andrew "4x world champion kickboxer" Tate into a woodchipper.
I greatly look forward to seeing you at the live premiere 💪
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I asked the homie @ControlledFracture to make me an unhinged poster for my next video. I was not disappointed. This thing has less hinges than a sliding door. I like art that's open to interpretation so on that note, I leave it up to you to figure out wtf this is all about. New video coming soon!
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I have a late Christmas Present for all of you! In the next couple of days, I'll be uploading never before seen footage from PRIDE: CRITICAL COUNTDOWN 2004.
No, this isn't a joke. In October, I received an incredible gift: hours of never before seen footage recorded by a cameraman who worked for Pride. The footage had sat dormant in his basement until he messaged me and asked would I like to have it! Once he transferred the footage from tape to digital, I set about editing it into a complete film.
This is all ringside footage, as close to the action as possible, featuring up close shots of the Randleman gigasuplex, and the Rampage slam. There is no commentary track, this is raw, unfiltered footage: you can hear every bit of dialogue from the fighters, and their corners as the fights happen. There's also never before seen rarities like backstage footage of the Pride ring girls warming up for the show, Coleman and Randleman warming up by having a grappling session, Mauro and Bas hanging out, and Rampage Jackson slapping fans (by request), post show! This is an incredible find for Pride fans, and for the sake of preservation, I'm uploading the entire thing, with minimal edits.
This wont be like my usual videos, there's no commentary from me, because this kind of footage needs to be preserved as it was, a time capsule to one of the best events Pride ever staged.
COMING VERY SOON!!
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