Napoleon Blownapart

The Blowie Awards are the ONLY MMA awards that dare to give out the accolades that really matter. You can see fight of the year or knockout of the year anywhere, but where else can you see who wins Most unintentionally homoerotic trash talk or Freakshow fight of the year??

Blownapart End of Year review is coming soon. 2+ hours long. Multiple musical interludes. Special guests. All expense spared.

Gonna see you soon, Boi.

6 days ago | [YT] | 2,207

Napoleon Blownapart

Hitting 160K on the very day Valentina is due to defend her title? This is surely a portent of a stunning and dominant victory from the greatest female mixed martial artist of all time. 160K / 322 = 496, square root of 496 is 22.271057, 22.271057 + 3 (Half life 3 confirmed) = 25, the exact same number of wins Valentina has had in her career, VICTORY OVER WEILI CONFIRMED

Seriously tho thank you all for 160K subs, and enjoy what is on paper the best card of the year tonight 👊👊

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3 weeks ago | [YT] | 1,520

Napoleon Blownapart

Just Bleed Gang!

Thank you all for the support on the latest video. Stuff like KOTS isn't the easiest topic to tackle, so the almost overwhelmingly positive reception to the video has been mindblowing. Thank you all. However, if you noticed that the music is missing from the Death Sentence montage, thats because I'm afraid even Final Fantasy 7's OST is no longer safe from copyright claims, and as such, it had to be removed. So if you were wondering what happened to that segment, blame SquareEnix i guess. Also blame them for not releasing a good FF game since FFXIII. Yes FFXIII is good an ill die on that hill.

Also, the man behind the illustrations for my Count Dante video, Jack Thorn, is currently a working on a martial arts, punk rock comic called The Reprobates. He's running a fairly modest kickstarter goal of $500 to fund it, so if youre a comic nerd maybe check it out: www.kickstarter.com/projects/jack-thorn/the-reprob…

See you sometime in December for 2025 gets Blownapart

Nap

1 month ago | [YT] | 1,524

Napoleon Blownapart

🚨ITS TIME TO GET SOCCER KICKED IN THE FACE ON CONCRETE🚨

The latest video, KING FOR A DAY: A TALE OF TWO FIGHT CLUBS is finished and you can watch it on patreon.com/napoleonblownapart right NOW!

A 1hr 50 minutes exploration of two of the biggest unsanctioned fight clubs in the world, STREET BEEFS and KING OF THE STREETS. Featuring actual real interviews (kinda) with Street Beefs legend Shinigami The Reaper, and the most controversial man in King of the Streets, Eric "Bloodaxe" Olsen, to name but two.

It'll be coming to YouTube Nov 1st, but given the subject matter, its gonna be censored to the point where most if it is just a black screen and your disgusting imagination. So if you want to see it in all its terrible glory, maybe check out the patreon as its only $1. If not, its all good. Ill catch you Nov 1st for a good old fashioned unsanctioned fisting.

Just Bleed

Nap

1 month ago | [YT] | 1,457

Napoleon Blownapart

IT IS ALMOST TIME

Coming soon, we're returning to the world of unsanctioned fighting in a video that I like to call: KING FOR A DAY. We're diving into the world of the 2 biggest org's in the game: Street Beefs, and just in time for Halloween, the most terrifying of underground OR overground fight clubs: KING OF THE STREETS.

Featuring interviews with fighters such as Street Beefs legend Shinigami, to the man who pioneered eye gouging in KOTS, Eric "Bloodaxe" Olsen. Eric was even kind enough to give me an entire 10 minute tutorial on the best methods for blinding your opponent, and a primer on biting techniques! What even is my life anymore.

Given the subject matter, this is going to be censored to hell and back for YouTube and in all likelihood wont even be monetizable, so if you want to see it early, uncensored, and also support the channel, head on over to patreon.com/napoleonblownapart (it should be dropping on Patreon on the 26th as long as all goes well).

See you there.. if you haven't been eye gouged. Obviously.

Just bleed,

Nap

1 month ago | [YT] | 2,125

Napoleon Blownapart

This is pretty hilarious, but Derek Moneyberg keeps tagging I, and other creators, in these uploads that "prove" he's a 100% real and legitimate black belt and a very special boy. All the while hes spamming my video with "Privacy complaints" in an effort to get it taken offline in case anyone finds out how he hoodwinks people into leaving positive reviews for his courses. Also its pretty funny that not one of these videos designed to prove what a success he is can even crack 5k views. Derek, your bot game is struggling, buy more subscribers if you really want to appear successful.

Anyway, with that, I'm done with Moneyberg for good. He can tag me in a thousand more videos hoping that it legitimizes his black belt, i really couldn't give a toss because a new video is in the works and I will guarantee it gets more than 5k views.

UNLIKE DEREKS HIYOOOOO

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3 months ago | [YT] | 2,185

Napoleon Blownapart

My name is Napoleon Blownapart, and I'm here to ask you a question... have YOU ever fought in any unsanctioned backyard fighting orgs like STREET BEEFS, King of the Ring, or KOTS? If so, and you'd like to potentially be featured in an upcoming video, hit me up at napoleonsbackyard@gmail.com and if possible please send a link to any video footage that may be on YT, or in the case of KOTS, the dark web.

I will do my best to reply to everyone but due to workload may not be able to, so apologies in advance if you don't get a reply.

Picture unrelated.

3 months ago | [YT] | 2,085

Napoleon Blownapart

One of the best things about having an audience on YT is that I get to try and help smaller creators who I enjoy gain an audience too. These guys are good friends of the channel and do insanely well made, well edited, and oftentimes hilarious metal cover versions, yet their videos struggle to gain any kind of traction at all in the algorithm. In an era of AI slop and clickbait, it physically pains me to see videos that have this amount of love and effort put into them not get the views.

So If youre into rock/metal please check them out! For every view and sub you give IFIMCS, it gets Lineal Part 5: ENDGAME one day closer to release. You know what to do gang.

3 months ago | [YT] | 174

Napoleon Blownapart

If you're seeing this image of Joe Rogan performing a sex act upon a stool, AVERT YOUR INNOCENT GAZE YOUNGLING! Because this is TOO HOT FOR YOUTUBE.

Yes, the Moneyberg was demonetized and hit with an 18+ only rating, because the montage of Joe's amorous stool adventures was deemed too adult for YouTube. I only wish I were joking. The Moneyberg video really was demonetized and age restricted because of this. Now, weird stuff had been happening before this, in that the video was also hit with a Privacy Complaint too, (this is the first time I've ever even SEEN a privacy complaint in 5 years of making combat sports videos), so if I was more conspiratorially minded, I might think there was a campaign to get the video taken down being waged by someone with a vested interest to see it removed from YT. I wonder who that could be...

ANYWAY. Nothing stops this stool humping train were on. As such, I've made the un-edited, ad-free version available to all over on my Patreon. You can watch it here: www.patreon.com/posts/136173227

I am appealing the age restriction/demonetization, but if it fails, I will in all likelihood have to edit and upload a clean-cut version of the video. Hoping it doesn't come to that, but these are the ludicrously puritanical times we live in, where the simple act of violently hip thrusting upon an inanimate object counts as corrupting the youth.

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3 months ago | [YT] | 2,459

Napoleon Blownapart

🚨🚨NEW VIDEO IS DONE!! 🚨🚨

The latest installment in the Fakes Frauds and Cults series is OUT NOW on Patreon, and coming to Youtube this Friday!!

Got nothing to do this Saturday evening? Why not spend an hour tumbling down the rabbit hole of professional sex haver*, wealth coach, MMA podcasting superstar** and absolutely legit BJJ black belt***, Derek Moneyberg.

Where we're going, you wont need eyes see, but you will need this link: patreon.com/napoleonblownapart

See you there, or see you here on Friday.

and huge thanks to ‪@AvantGeek‬ for making this amazing artwork!!


*may not be true
**definitely not true
***absolutely dubious

4 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 2,406