Want a binder
Mother says no
We're here to tell you
Where you can go.

Is to my GP
No that will never do
To the Tavistock
That's a none starter too
Where can you go
When your mum
says no
Just come to us
Mermaids that's us
oh yeah

But what if she finds out?
We' ll help to decieve
A binders' strong embrace
We'll help you receive

Where can you go
When your mum says no
Just come to us
Mermaids that's us
Oh yeah
Just come to us
Mermaids that's us

Oh oh oh
We'll help you to bind up tight
And tell you what you want know
Breathing problems, broken ribs
Just transphobic rubbish

I am not an expert but
I'll get it shipped today
But don't you tell your mother
A word I say.
Where can you go
When your mum says no
Just come to us
Mermaids that's us
Oh yeah
Just come to us.
Mermaids that's us