My girlfriend said she was pregnant, but we’d never slept together and I froze.

During Chemistry, A Student Said, “Watch This, I Put Something In The Teacher's Coffee."

My ex-wife faked abuse to get custody but her texts to her sister exposed everything.

When did you learn that your sibling was your parents’ favorite child?

My daughter started dating a bad influence. So I dated an even worse one.

My neighbor told me, “You should probably stay home,” then walked away.

My father always told me men don't cry. It was his only rule. I never broke it till my mid thirties.

My daughter came to my door at 4AM crying that her boyfriend wanted to kill her, but I froze

My neighbor poisoned my rescue cat for crying too much, so she’ll never own a pet again.

My math teacher walked in and said....

When a stranger told me to put the fries in the bag, I thanked him because he was right.

How did my realistic anime prop get me in trouble with law enforcement?

What did the camera footage catch that made my wife's entire family beg me not to press charges?

I told my wife her crying was manipulative, now she won't show any emotion around me.

I got suspended from school for picking up a textbook off the floor during class.

The class clown showed up with a black eye and yelled that the teachers daughter hit him hard

Our 18-year-old student teacher ran in crying: “My arranged marriage is in 30 minutes.”

I got a DM from the hottest girl in school inviting me to her party Friday night.

My brother kept injuring me while my parents said toughen up until one test exposed him

I got a call saying my brother was on the news for kidnapping a baby.

My daughter held a worst father sign, so I drained her college fund.

My girlfriend called my handwritten letters "cringe" until her coworker read one and cried.

Why did the funny guy suddenly stop laughing?

During My Grandpa's Funeral, He Woke Up And Asked, "Why Is Everyone Crying?"

My Mom Screamed, "Pizza's Here!" Then I Found Her On The Floor.

I told my brother, "That's too damn bad" when he got cancer.

People with A-list celebrity family members, what's the craziest thing you've seen them deal with?

My family’s ‘coming of age’ tradition was locking 13-year-old boys in a basement.

My best friend caught his girlfriend cheating, then said he needed help unlocking his Sharingan.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she threw me a birthday party.

Have you ever seen the police too scared to enter someone’s house?

I learned my son’s girlfriend hid a big secret and I have to tell my husband.

Bleeding in the backseat, my best friend said, “Tell police you were driving”. I knew what to do.

My girlfriend said I was “practice” for someone else, she didn’t expect who he loved.

What last meal did you order on death row that saved your life?

How did The Simpsons help me win full custody in family court?

My uncle's will stated that my sister and brother get 3 mil each while I got the run down dinner.

Why was my little sister hiding under the porch?”

My girlfriend's mom was trying to poison me at dinner, so I threw my water in her face. I was wrong.

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Police came to my door at 8AM... 😬

My SIL stood up at our gender reveal and announced my baby couldn’t be my husband’s.

At my 10th birthday, an uninvited clown showed up asking, “Who wants the craziest Simon Says?”

On vacation, my wife said, "I spent our kids' college funds." When I said "What kids?" she…

I faked a cross-country move to get an old acquaintance to move far away from me.

My stepdaughter sold my dad’s heirloom jacket out of spite, so I pawned her iPhone.

I finished teaching when a student’s older brother cornered me and said, “You’re dating me now.”

After 15 years as a guard, the worst thing I saw wasn’t murder, it was nightly.