OMOOOO OMOOO OMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR SOOOOO LONG ๐ญโจ GIRLLLYYYYY IT'S YOUR BDAYYYY ๐คญ WAIT IS IT AWKWARD TO CALL YOU GIRLY? LIKE JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF MISS. TOMBOY ๐โจ WELLL HAPPPIESTTT HAPPPIESTTT HAPPIESTTT BDAYYYYY TO MY LOVELY,CRAZY,FUNNY BEST FRIEND ๐ฅณ I AM COMFUSED WHAT SHOULD I WRITE FOR YOU?๐ญ I HAVE FOR MANY THINGS TO SAY YOU ๐ผ BUT A LITLLE REMINDER IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU ARE A .....
SKULLLLLL!!!๐น
HAHA GOT YOUHH!!๐ WELL YOU DON'T HAVE TO DENY.!๐ OOOOHHHH GOSHHHY GIRLLL ITS YOUR BDAYYY I AM SOOO HAPPY FOR YOUUUUUUU ๐คญ I AM SOOOOO LUCKY TO HAVE YOUH ๐๐ ILYSMMMMMMMM!!๐น๐ YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND IT'S BEEN 8 YEARS TO OUR FRIENDSHIP AND I HAVE YOUR CHILDHOOD PIC WHEN WE WERE 7 I GUESS......IM NOT SURE ABOUT THAT BUT STILL I DO HAVE ๐คญ๐ ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE TO ME! WELL DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT.....?? I MEAN I LET YOU DRINK IN MY CUP AND EAT IN MY PLATE AND YOU WANNA SEE MY LOVE FOR YOU??๐น MENE AAJ TAK APNI BAHEN KIYA BHAI KO KHANE NHI DIYA YOU ARE LUCKY!!๐ AND YOU STILL WANNA SEE MY LOVE FOR YOU? GIRLYYY!! ๐น๐น๐น๐น YOU BE LIKE :- AGAIN GIRLY?๐ญ BUT HAHA FOR ME YOU ARE GIRLY ๐๐คญ FIRST YOU ARE LUCKY TO HAVE MEH ๐คญ ALSO IM SORRY IF ITS LATE BECAUSE I COULDN'T STAY LATE NIGHT TO WISH YOU DUE TO SOME REASONS BUT ALSO YOUR GIFT WILL ARRIVE LATE.....๐ถ I BET YOU WILL BE HOLY SHOT HAPPY AFTER SEEING THAT ๐โจ CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE 1 YEAR OLDER STILL I AM ELDER THAN YOU! AND REMEMBER....
HAM SE PANGA LENE KI TUMHARI AUKAAT NHI HAI..!!๐ GIRL! YOU BRING WEIRD JOKES,RANDOM CONVERSATION AT 1:00 AM AND SOME HOW I AM STILL THANKFUL FOR IT ๐คก๐ I NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD VIBE LIKE THIS MUCH BUT HERE WE ARE TWO CLOWNS MATCHING EACHOTHERS ENERGY LIKE ITS OUR FULL TIME JOB ๐น๐คญ WE ARE NOT TWINS OF LOOK BUT TWINS OF BEHAIVIOUR AND HABIT ๐ฝ YOU WRE LITERALLY ONE OF FEW PEOPLE I CAN TRUST TO NOT EAT MY FOOD ( ok maybe sometimes ๐ผ๐น) THE BEST FRIEND CERTIFICATE GOES TO :-
Me ๐ WHAT DID YOU THOUGHT THEN...? IT WOULD BE YOUH? NAH.!๐ฝ๐ ITS MEH!๐ผ YOU DESERVE FREE PIZZA'S BUT YOU HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH MEH!๐ ALSO CONGRATULATIONS FOR SURVIVING SO LONG WITHOUT BURNING THE KITCHEN WHILE MAKING YOUR MAGGIE.!!๐๐น GIRL LETS BE REAL :- YOU ARE NOT THAT MUCH FREE WITH SOME BUT FOR MY BRAIN YOU ARE! LIKE GIRLY EVERYONE HAVE BRAIN WHY DO YOU LIKE MINE SO MUCH? BECAUSE IT IS EMPTY LIKE YOURS??๐ฝ๐ YOUโRE LITERALLY OLDER TODAY BUT STILL CRYING LIKE A TODDLER EVERY TIME THE WIFI LAGS OR THE MAGGI PACKET RUNS OUT ๐ญโจ. YOU SAY YOU โCANโT LIVE WITHOUT WIFIโ โ BABY, YOU ARE THE REASON WIFI DISCONNECTS FOR EVERYONE ELSE ๐๐. WHEN YOU JOIN A CALL, THE SIGNAL DROPS. WHEN YOU WALK INTO A ROOM, NETFLIX BUFFERS. EVEN GOOGLE SEARCHES YOU AND FINDS NOTHING ๐คก๐. AND MAGGI? DONโT EVEN GET ME STARTED ๐๐ฅ. IF MAGGI EVER GOES OUT OF STOCK, YOUโD BE THE FIRST ONE FAINTING ON THE FLOOR LIKE A BOLLYWOOD HEROINE ๐ญ๐น. YOU ACT LIKE YOUR BLOOD TYPE IS โHOT & SPICY MASALAโ ๐ถ๏ธ๐. WITHOUT MAGGI YOUโRE BASICALLY A DEAD PHONE WITHOUT A CHARGER. YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY: โ WIFI ๐คก โ MAGGI ๐ โ LOUD NOISES ๐ โ AND SPAMMING SKULL EMOJIS ๐๐๐ AM IM RIGHT? YOUโRE BASICALLY THE HUMAN VERSION OF A 2-MINUTE NOODLE PACKET: QUICK TO MAKE, MESSY, AND SOMEHOW EVERYONEโS GUILTY PLEASURE ๐ญ๐ฅ. AND DONโT THINK I FORGOTโYOUR SENSE OF HUMOR IS SO DRY EVEN YOUR MAGGI SOUP COULDNโT FIX IT ๐๐. YOUโRE LIKE A WALKING LAG: EVERYTHING YOU DO IS DELAYED BUT SOMEHOW STILL CHAOTIC.
YOU THINK ONLY YOU CAN WRITE SUCH AS LONG ESSAYS???? ๐น MISS .LAZYYY I WANT YOU TO READ THIS WHOLE PARAGRAPH AND MAKE READING YOUR HOBBYYY ๐ฝ YOU CLAIM YOU HATE EMOTIONS โ DONโT WORRY, NOBODY WOULD EVER CONFUSE YOU WITH AN EMOTIONAL CHARACTER ๐. EVEN ROBOTS LOOK MORE EMOTIONAL THAN YOU ๐ค๐ฅ YOUR LAUGHS? LOUDER THAN MY ALARM CLOCK ๐ญ YOUR JOKES? DRIER THAN BURNT MAGGI ๐๐ YOUR ENERGY? PURE CHAOS, LIKE YOUTUBE AUTOPLAY AT 3 A.M. ๐คกโจ LETโS BE HONEST: IF THERE WAS A COMPETITION FOR โMOST DRAMATIC REACTION WHEN WIFI LAGS,โ YOUโD ALREADY HAVE 10 TROPHIES ๐. AND IF MAGGI EVER DISAPPEARED FROM STORES, THE NEWS HEADLINE WOULD READ: โONE GIRL STARTS WORLD WAR 3 OVER NOODLES ๐ฅ BUT YEAH, DESPITE BEING A WALKING SKULL WITH ZERO BATTERY LIFE ๐, YOUโRE STILL MY FAVORITE CHAOS SUPPLIER ๐คก๐ ALSO BRUH ๐โจ YOUR SPELLINGS BE LOOKING LIKE THEY ESCAPED FROM JAIL ๐คก๐ญ EVEN GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS โSORRY, I CANโT HELP WITH THIS LANGUAGEโ ๐๐ฅ AUTOCORRECT LEFT THE CHAT ๐๐คญ EVERY TIME YOU TYPE, ENGLISH TEACHERS START CRYING BLOOD ๐ผโจ YOUR โWORDSโ LOOK LIKE RANDOM KEYBOARD SMASHES, LIKE ASDFGJKL BUT WITH CONFIDENCE ๐คก๐ฅ EVEN YOUR OWN PHONE GETS TRAUMA READING YOUR TEXTS ๐๐ญ SOMETIMES I THINK YOUโRE INVENTING A NEW LANGUAGE THAT ONLY ALIENS CAN UNDERSTAND ๐๐คกโจ SERIOUSLY, IF SPELLINGS WERE EXAMS, YOUโD BE REPEATING NURSERY FOREVER ๐๐ฅ YOUโRE THAT TYPE OF PERSON WHO IS ONLY FREE WITH SOME PEOPLE ๐โจ AND LUCKY ME, IโM ONE OF THEM ๐ผ๐ญ BUT HONESTLY, SOMETIMES I THINK YOUโRE JUST FREE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE CAN SURVIVE YOUR SPELLINGS ๐๐คกโจ LIKE GIRL, EVEN YOUR FREEDOM COMES WITH TYPOS ๐ญ๐ฅ EVERY TIME YOU TEXT, ITโS A WHOLE ESCAPE ROOM GAME JUST TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN ๐๐ YOUR GRAMMAR BE LIKE: โLETโS TAKE A BREAK, FOREVERโ ๐คกโจ AND STILL, YOUโRE FREE AROUND ME AS IF IโM THE TRANSLATOR HIRED TO DECODE YOUR MYSTERY LANGUAGE ๐ผ๐๐ฅ WITHOUT WIFI AND MAGGIE YOUโD BE A GHOST ๐๐ BUT WITH YOUR SPELLINGS, YOUโRE ALREADY HAUNTING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ๐คก๐ญ CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW WEโVE BEEN BESTFRIENDS FOR 8 YEARS ๐โจ EIGHT WHOLE YEARS OF ME TRANSLATING YOUR SPELLING MISTAKES LIKE IโM GOOGLE LENS ๐ญ๐คกโจ I DESERVE A NATIONAL AWARD FOR SURVIVING YOUR TEXTS ๐๐ฅ EVEN WIFI COMPANIES WOULD QUIT IF THEY SAW HOW YOU TYPE ๐๐ญ YOUR GRAMMAR BE LIKE A HORROR MOVIE, BUT IโM STILL HERE, LOYAL LIKE A TEACHER WHO NEVER GOT PAID ๐๐ผโจ YOUโRE ONLY FREE WITH SOME PEOPLE, AND APPARENTLY IโM ON THAT VIP LIST ๐๐ฅ BUT LETโS BE HONEST, THATโS PROBABLY BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE CAN HANDLE YOUR โENGLISH VERSION: CHAOS EDITIONโ ๐คก๐ญ๐ฅ WITHOUT WIFI AND MAGGIE, YOUโD PASS AWAY IN 0.5 SECONDS ๐๐โจ EVEN YOUR OWN BRAIN WOULD FILE FOR DIVORCE ๐คฃ๐ฅ YET HERE I AM, 8 YEARS LATER, STILL ENDURING THIS FRIENDSHIP LIKE A SOLDIER ON DUTY ๐๐ญ I LOVE YOUR SMILE HAIRS EYES HANDS PERSONALITY SKULL FIGURE ๐โจ WRITING ( REAL LIFE ONE ๐น) CARE LOVE JOKES REELS BUT NOT YOUR LATE REPLIES FOR REAL..!!๐น LIKE GIRL, ARE YOU TEXTING ME THROUGH A PIGEON SERVICE ๐โจ SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE IโLL GET YOUR REPLY WHEN IโM 90 YEARS OLD ๐คก๐ญ๐ฅ YOUโRE ONLINE, ACTIVE, BREATHING, BUT STILL LEAVING ME ON SEEN ๐๐โจ YOU ONLY BE FREE WITH SOME PEOPLE, AND LUCKY ME IโM ONE OF THEM ๐ผ๐ญ BUT HONESTLY, MAYBE ITโS BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE CAN DECODE YOUR CHAOTIC ENGLISH ๐๐ฅ 8 YEARS AND IโM STILL ENDURING THIS LIKE A SOLDIER ON DUTY ๐๐๐ฅ HONESTLY, FRIENDSHIP WITH YOU IS LIKE DOWNLOADING A 2GB FILE ON 2G NETWORK ๐๐ญ SLOW, CHAOTIC, BUT SOMEHOW ENTERTAINING ๐๐คกโจYOUR STATUS BE ONLINE BUT YOUR ENERGY BE โNAH, LET ME IGNORE THIS FOR FUNโ ๐๐ฅAND THE BIGGEST JOKE? YOUโRE BASICALLY ALWAYS OFFLINE ๐๐ญโจ IF BEING INVISIBLE WAS AN OLYMPIC SPORT, YOUโD WIN GOLD ๐๐ฅ YOUโRE LIKE A RARE POKรMONโALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND ONLINE, AND EVEN WHEN YOU SHOW UP, YOU DISAPPEAR AGAIN FASTER THAN MY PHONE BATTERY ๐๐คกโจBUT STILL, YOUโRE ONLY FREE WITH SOME PEOPLE, AND GUESS WHAT, IโM ONE OF THOSE SPECIAL FEW ๐๐ญ๐ฅ MAYBE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE CAN HANDLE YOUR CHAOTIC TEXTS, YOUR MISSING-IN-ACTION VIBES, AND YOUR HORROR-MOVIE SPELLINGS ๐โจSO YEAH, 8 YEARS WITH YOU FEELS LIKE DOWNLOADING A 2GB FILE ON 2G NETWORK ๐๐ญ SLOW, CHAOTIC, TESTING MY PATIENCEโBUT SOMEHOW IโM STILL HERE, SUFFERING AND LAUGHING
SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN MISS. SKULL ๐น๐ MAY YOUR WIFI BE STRONG, YOUR MAGGI NEVER END, AND YOUR JOKES STILL BE SO BAD THEYโRE FUNNY ๐๐ BUT SOMETHING IS MISSING YES YOUR TEMPLATES :- ย ๏ผฉLแตแตแตแตงโแตคโฅ ๏ผฉLแตแตแตแตงโแตคโฅ ๏ผฉLแตแตแตแตงโแตคโฅ ๏ผฉLแตแตแตแตงโแตคโฅ
NEVER EVER FORGET HOW CREEPER BLOW OUR HOUSES ๐ญ๐
BTW IM SORRY ITS SHORT STILL YOU CAN'T READ IT WHOLE BUT THE NOTES IN WHICH I WRITE IN IS SAYING YOUR MESSAGE IS TOO LONG SO BYE BYE AND ONCE AGAIN HAPPY BDAY MISS SKULL ๐โจ
To miss. Ahmmm......Skull!!๐๐ ik its annoying being called skull but feel like its tour own name ๐ฝ๐น :- ย โชย โช@ArmlinkStellaโฌ
LISA DIDN'T ATTEND VMA BECAUSE HER HER COMPETITORS WERE HER SISTERS YES JISOO,ROSE & JENNIE WERE NOMINATED IN THE SAME BEST KPOP CATEGORY SO IF LISA WOULD SHOWED UP IT MIGHT LOOK A BIT AWKWARD BECAUSE SHE WAS COMPETITING WITH HER OWN GROUP MEMBERS BUT ALSO BECAUSE OF ARMIES HATE!! WHEN LISA WON ALOT OF ARMIES COMPLAIN THAT LISA WON UNFAIRLY AGAINST JIMIN AND LISA KNEW THAT ARMIES WOYLD HATE ON HER AND THAT CAN BE A BIGGER PROBLEM SO SHE CHOSE TO SEND AN LITTLE THANK YOU BY PRE RECORDING AND NOT COMING TO VMA.!๐ค SO MANY ARMIES ARGUED JIMIN HAD BIGGER IMPACT WHILE BORN AGAIN WAS MORE WESTERN LEARNING AND MANY OTHER SAID MTV GAVE HER AWARD BECAUSE OF U.S. COLLABORATIONS, NOT STRICTLY IN KPOP. AND ALSO THE BEST KPOP CATEGORY T THE VMA IS FAN VOTED THAT MEANS BLINKS AND LILIES VOTE HEAVILY FOR HER COLLAB BORN AGAIN. SHE DIDN'T STEAL IT SHE ACHIEVE IT! HER COLLAB WITH DOJA CAT AND RAYE HAVE GLOBAL HIT! NOW THROUGH MY THIS MESSAGE MANY ARMIES WILL SAY I AM A FAKE ARMY I AM JUST BLINK BUT I JUST SPOKE TRUTH LISA WON FAIRLY IF THIS MAKES ME AN FAKE ARMY THEN I WOULD RATHER STAY FAKE THAN LIER LIKE YOUH ๐ LIKE DAMN BRO I LOVE BTS I AM OBSESSED WITH THEM STILL YOU HAVE DOUBT??
๐๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ _๐ฑ_๐๐ญ๐๐ซ_โก๏ธ
OMOOOO
OMOOO
OMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR SOOOOO LONG ๐ญโจ
GIRLLLYYYYY IT'S YOUR BDAYYYY ๐คญ WAIT IS IT AWKWARD TO CALL YOU GIRLY? LIKE JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF MISS. TOMBOY ๐โจ
WELLL HAPPPIESTTT HAPPPIESTTT HAPPIESTTT BDAYYYYY TO MY LOVELY,CRAZY,FUNNY BEST FRIEND ๐ฅณ
I AM COMFUSED WHAT SHOULD I WRITE FOR YOU?๐ญ I HAVE FOR MANY THINGS TO SAY YOU ๐ผ
BUT A LITLLE REMINDER IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU ARE A .....
SKULLLLLL!!!๐น
HAHA GOT YOUHH!!๐ WELL YOU DON'T HAVE TO DENY.!๐
OOOOHHHH GOSHHHY GIRLLL ITS YOUR BDAYYY I AM SOOO HAPPY FOR YOUUUUUUU ๐คญ
I AM SOOOOO LUCKY TO HAVE YOUH ๐๐
ILYSMMMMMMMM!!๐น๐
YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND IT'S BEEN 8 YEARS TO OUR FRIENDSHIP AND I HAVE YOUR CHILDHOOD PIC WHEN WE WERE 7 I GUESS......IM NOT SURE ABOUT THAT BUT STILL I DO HAVE ๐คญ๐
ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE TO ME! WELL DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT.....?? I MEAN I LET YOU DRINK IN MY CUP AND EAT IN MY PLATE AND YOU WANNA SEE MY LOVE FOR YOU??๐น MENE AAJ TAK APNI BAHEN KIYA BHAI KO KHANE NHI DIYA YOU ARE LUCKY!!๐
AND YOU STILL WANNA SEE MY LOVE FOR YOU? GIRLYYY!! ๐น๐น๐น๐น
YOU BE LIKE :- AGAIN GIRLY?๐ญ
BUT HAHA FOR ME YOU ARE GIRLY ๐๐คญ
FIRST YOU ARE LUCKY TO HAVE MEH ๐คญ ALSO IM SORRY IF ITS LATE BECAUSE I COULDN'T STAY LATE NIGHT TO WISH YOU DUE TO SOME REASONS BUT ALSO YOUR GIFT WILL ARRIVE LATE.....๐ถ
I BET YOU WILL BE HOLY SHOT HAPPY AFTER SEEING THAT ๐โจ
CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE 1 YEAR OLDER STILL I AM ELDER THAN YOU! AND REMEMBER....
HAM SE PANGA LENE KI TUMHARI AUKAAT NHI HAI..!!๐
GIRL! YOU BRING WEIRD JOKES,RANDOM CONVERSATION AT 1:00 AM AND SOME HOW I AM STILL THANKFUL FOR IT ๐คก๐
I NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD VIBE LIKE THIS MUCH BUT HERE WE ARE TWO CLOWNS MATCHING EACHOTHERS ENERGY LIKE ITS OUR FULL TIME JOB ๐น๐คญ
WE ARE NOT TWINS OF LOOK BUT TWINS OF BEHAIVIOUR AND HABIT ๐ฝ YOU WRE LITERALLY ONE OF FEW PEOPLE I CAN TRUST TO NOT EAT MY FOOD ( ok maybe sometimes ๐ผ๐น)
THE BEST FRIEND CERTIFICATE GOES TO :-
Me ๐ WHAT DID YOU THOUGHT THEN...? IT WOULD BE YOUH? NAH.!๐ฝ๐ ITS MEH!๐ผ
YOU DESERVE FREE PIZZA'S BUT YOU HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH MEH!๐ ALSO CONGRATULATIONS FOR SURVIVING SO LONG WITHOUT BURNING THE KITCHEN WHILE MAKING YOUR MAGGIE.!!๐๐น
GIRL LETS BE REAL :- YOU ARE NOT THAT MUCH FREE WITH SOME BUT FOR MY BRAIN YOU ARE! LIKE GIRLY EVERYONE HAVE BRAIN WHY DO YOU LIKE MINE SO MUCH? BECAUSE IT IS EMPTY LIKE YOURS??๐ฝ๐
YOUโRE LITERALLY OLDER TODAY BUT STILL CRYING LIKE A TODDLER EVERY TIME THE WIFI LAGS OR THE MAGGI PACKET RUNS OUT ๐ญโจ.
YOU SAY YOU โCANโT LIVE WITHOUT WIFIโ โ BABY, YOU ARE THE REASON WIFI DISCONNECTS FOR EVERYONE ELSE ๐๐. WHEN YOU JOIN A CALL, THE SIGNAL DROPS. WHEN YOU WALK INTO A ROOM, NETFLIX BUFFERS. EVEN GOOGLE SEARCHES YOU AND FINDS NOTHING ๐คก๐.
AND MAGGI? DONโT EVEN GET ME STARTED ๐๐ฅ. IF MAGGI EVER GOES OUT OF STOCK, YOUโD BE THE FIRST ONE FAINTING ON THE FLOOR LIKE A BOLLYWOOD HEROINE ๐ญ๐น. YOU ACT LIKE YOUR BLOOD TYPE IS โHOT & SPICY MASALAโ ๐ถ๏ธ๐. WITHOUT MAGGI YOUโRE BASICALLY A DEAD PHONE WITHOUT A CHARGER.
YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY: โ WIFI ๐คก โ MAGGI ๐ โ LOUD NOISES ๐ โ AND SPAMMING SKULL EMOJIS ๐๐๐ AM IM RIGHT?
YOUโRE BASICALLY THE HUMAN VERSION OF A 2-MINUTE NOODLE PACKET: QUICK TO MAKE, MESSY, AND SOMEHOW EVERYONEโS GUILTY PLEASURE ๐ญ๐ฅ.
AND DONโT THINK I FORGOTโYOUR SENSE OF HUMOR IS SO DRY EVEN YOUR MAGGI SOUP COULDNโT FIX IT ๐๐. YOUโRE LIKE A WALKING LAG: EVERYTHING YOU DO IS DELAYED BUT SOMEHOW STILL CHAOTIC.
YOU THINK ONLY YOU CAN WRITE SUCH AS LONG ESSAYS???? ๐น MISS .LAZYYY I WANT YOU TO READ THIS WHOLE PARAGRAPH AND MAKE READING YOUR HOBBYYY ๐ฝ
YOU CLAIM YOU HATE EMOTIONS โ DONโT WORRY, NOBODY WOULD EVER CONFUSE YOU WITH AN EMOTIONAL CHARACTER ๐. EVEN ROBOTS LOOK MORE EMOTIONAL THAN YOU ๐ค๐ฅ
YOUR LAUGHS? LOUDER THAN MY ALARM CLOCK ๐ญ
YOUR JOKES? DRIER THAN BURNT MAGGI ๐๐
YOUR ENERGY? PURE CHAOS, LIKE YOUTUBE AUTOPLAY AT 3 A.M. ๐คกโจ
LETโS BE HONEST: IF THERE WAS A COMPETITION FOR โMOST DRAMATIC REACTION WHEN WIFI LAGS,โ YOUโD ALREADY HAVE 10 TROPHIES ๐. AND IF MAGGI EVER DISAPPEARED FROM STORES, THE NEWS HEADLINE WOULD READ: โONE GIRL STARTS WORLD WAR 3 OVER NOODLES ๐ฅ
BUT YEAH, DESPITE BEING A WALKING SKULL WITH ZERO BATTERY LIFE ๐, YOUโRE STILL MY FAVORITE CHAOS SUPPLIER ๐คก๐
ALSO BRUH ๐โจ YOUR SPELLINGS BE LOOKING LIKE THEY ESCAPED FROM JAIL ๐คก๐ญ EVEN GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS โSORRY, I CANโT HELP WITH THIS LANGUAGEโ ๐๐ฅ AUTOCORRECT LEFT THE CHAT ๐๐คญ EVERY TIME YOU TYPE, ENGLISH TEACHERS START CRYING BLOOD ๐ผโจ YOUR โWORDSโ LOOK LIKE RANDOM KEYBOARD SMASHES, LIKE ASDFGJKL BUT WITH CONFIDENCE ๐คก๐ฅ EVEN YOUR OWN PHONE GETS TRAUMA READING YOUR TEXTS ๐๐ญ SOMETIMES I THINK YOUโRE INVENTING A NEW LANGUAGE THAT ONLY ALIENS CAN UNDERSTAND ๐๐คกโจ SERIOUSLY, IF SPELLINGS WERE EXAMS, YOUโD BE REPEATING NURSERY FOREVER ๐๐ฅ
YOUโRE THAT TYPE OF PERSON WHO IS ONLY FREE WITH SOME PEOPLE ๐โจ AND LUCKY ME, IโM ONE OF THEM ๐ผ๐ญ BUT HONESTLY, SOMETIMES I THINK YOUโRE JUST FREE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE CAN SURVIVE YOUR SPELLINGS ๐๐คกโจ LIKE GIRL, EVEN YOUR FREEDOM COMES WITH TYPOS ๐ญ๐ฅ EVERY TIME YOU TEXT, ITโS A WHOLE ESCAPE ROOM GAME JUST TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN ๐๐ YOUR GRAMMAR BE LIKE: โLETโS TAKE A BREAK, FOREVERโ ๐คกโจ AND STILL, YOUโRE FREE AROUND ME AS IF IโM THE TRANSLATOR HIRED TO DECODE YOUR MYSTERY LANGUAGE ๐ผ๐๐ฅ WITHOUT WIFI AND MAGGIE YOUโD BE A GHOST ๐๐ BUT WITH YOUR SPELLINGS, YOUโRE ALREADY HAUNTING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ๐คก๐ญ
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW WEโVE BEEN BESTFRIENDS FOR 8 YEARS ๐โจ EIGHT WHOLE YEARS OF ME TRANSLATING YOUR SPELLING MISTAKES LIKE IโM GOOGLE LENS ๐ญ๐คกโจ I DESERVE A NATIONAL AWARD FOR SURVIVING YOUR TEXTS ๐๐ฅ EVEN WIFI COMPANIES WOULD QUIT IF THEY SAW HOW YOU TYPE ๐๐ญ YOUR GRAMMAR BE LIKE A HORROR MOVIE, BUT IโM STILL HERE, LOYAL LIKE A TEACHER WHO NEVER GOT PAID ๐๐ผโจ YOUโRE ONLY FREE WITH SOME PEOPLE, AND APPARENTLY IโM ON THAT VIP LIST ๐๐ฅ BUT LETโS BE HONEST, THATโS PROBABLY BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE CAN HANDLE YOUR โENGLISH VERSION: CHAOS EDITIONโ ๐คก๐ญ๐ฅ WITHOUT WIFI AND MAGGIE, YOUโD PASS AWAY IN 0.5 SECONDS ๐๐โจ EVEN YOUR OWN BRAIN WOULD FILE FOR DIVORCE ๐คฃ๐ฅ YET HERE I AM, 8 YEARS LATER, STILL ENDURING THIS FRIENDSHIP LIKE A SOLDIER ON DUTY ๐๐ญ
I LOVE YOUR
SMILE
HAIRS
EYES
HANDS
PERSONALITY
SKULL FIGURE ๐โจ
WRITING ( REAL LIFE ONE ๐น)
CARE
LOVE
JOKES
REELS
BUT NOT YOUR LATE REPLIES FOR REAL..!!๐น
LIKE GIRL, ARE YOU TEXTING ME THROUGH A PIGEON SERVICE ๐โจ SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE IโLL GET YOUR REPLY WHEN IโM 90 YEARS OLD ๐คก๐ญ๐ฅ YOUโRE ONLINE, ACTIVE, BREATHING, BUT STILL LEAVING ME ON SEEN ๐๐โจ YOU ONLY BE FREE WITH SOME PEOPLE, AND LUCKY ME IโM ONE OF THEM ๐ผ๐ญ BUT HONESTLY, MAYBE ITโS BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE CAN DECODE YOUR CHAOTIC ENGLISH ๐๐ฅ 8 YEARS AND IโM STILL ENDURING THIS LIKE A SOLDIER ON DUTY ๐๐๐ฅ HONESTLY, FRIENDSHIP WITH YOU IS LIKE DOWNLOADING A 2GB FILE ON 2G NETWORK ๐๐ญ SLOW, CHAOTIC, BUT SOMEHOW ENTERTAINING ๐๐คกโจYOUR STATUS BE ONLINE BUT YOUR ENERGY BE โNAH, LET ME IGNORE THIS FOR FUNโ ๐๐ฅAND THE BIGGEST JOKE? YOUโRE BASICALLY ALWAYS OFFLINE ๐๐ญโจ IF BEING INVISIBLE WAS AN OLYMPIC SPORT, YOUโD WIN GOLD ๐๐ฅ YOUโRE LIKE A RARE POKรMONโALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND ONLINE, AND EVEN WHEN YOU SHOW UP, YOU DISAPPEAR AGAIN FASTER THAN MY PHONE BATTERY ๐๐คกโจBUT STILL, YOUโRE ONLY FREE WITH SOME PEOPLE, AND GUESS WHAT, IโM ONE OF THOSE SPECIAL FEW ๐๐ญ๐ฅ MAYBE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE CAN HANDLE YOUR CHAOTIC TEXTS, YOUR MISSING-IN-ACTION VIBES, AND YOUR HORROR-MOVIE SPELLINGS ๐โจSO YEAH, 8 YEARS WITH YOU FEELS LIKE DOWNLOADING A 2GB FILE ON 2G NETWORK ๐๐ญ SLOW, CHAOTIC, TESTING MY PATIENCEโBUT SOMEHOW IโM STILL HERE, SUFFERING AND LAUGHING
SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN MISS. SKULL ๐น๐ MAY YOUR WIFI BE STRONG, YOUR MAGGI NEVER END, AND YOUR JOKES STILL BE SO BAD THEYโRE FUNNY ๐๐
BUT SOMETHING IS MISSING YES YOUR TEMPLATES :-
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NEVER EVER FORGET HOW CREEPER BLOW OUR HOUSES ๐ญ๐
BTW IM SORRY ITS SHORT STILL YOU CAN'T READ IT WHOLE BUT THE NOTES IN WHICH I WRITE IN IS SAYING YOUR MESSAGE IS TOO LONG SO BYE BYE AND ONCE AGAIN HAPPY BDAY MISS SKULL ๐โจ
To miss. Ahmmm......Skull!!๐๐ ik its annoying being called skull but feel like its tour own name ๐ฝ๐น :- ย โชย โช@ArmlinkStellaโฌ
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๐๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ _๐ฑ_๐๐ญ๐๐ซ_โก๏ธ
LISA DIDN'T ATTEND VMA BECAUSE HER HER COMPETITORS WERE HER SISTERS YES JISOO,ROSE & JENNIE WERE NOMINATED IN THE SAME BEST KPOP CATEGORY SO IF LISA WOULD SHOWED UP IT MIGHT LOOK A BIT AWKWARD BECAUSE SHE WAS COMPETITING WITH HER OWN GROUP MEMBERS BUT ALSO BECAUSE OF ARMIES HATE!! WHEN LISA WON ALOT OF ARMIES COMPLAIN THAT LISA WON UNFAIRLY AGAINST JIMIN AND LISA KNEW THAT ARMIES WOYLD HATE ON HER AND THAT CAN BE A BIGGER PROBLEM SO SHE CHOSE TO SEND AN LITTLE THANK YOU BY PRE RECORDING AND NOT COMING TO VMA.!๐ค SO MANY ARMIES ARGUED JIMIN HAD BIGGER IMPACT WHILE BORN AGAIN WAS MORE WESTERN LEARNING AND MANY OTHER SAID MTV GAVE HER AWARD BECAUSE OF U.S. COLLABORATIONS, NOT STRICTLY IN KPOP. AND ALSO THE BEST KPOP CATEGORY T THE VMA IS FAN VOTED THAT MEANS BLINKS AND LILIES VOTE HEAVILY FOR HER COLLAB BORN AGAIN. SHE DIDN'T STEAL IT SHE ACHIEVE IT! HER COLLAB WITH DOJA CAT AND RAYE HAVE GLOBAL HIT!
NOW THROUGH MY THIS MESSAGE MANY ARMIES WILL SAY I AM A FAKE ARMY I AM JUST BLINK BUT I JUST SPOKE TRUTH LISA WON FAIRLY IF THIS MAKES ME AN FAKE ARMY THEN I WOULD RATHER STAY FAKE THAN LIER LIKE YOUH ๐
LIKE DAMN BRO I LOVE BTS I AM OBSESSED WITH THEM STILL YOU HAVE DOUBT??
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โช@Jxblinkieโฌโ & โช@Elle_Hereโฌ here is my pin ๐
3 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 11
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