WheezyWaiter

I’VE GOT A BIG PLAN FOR 2026!

It’s called OBVAM - One Big Video A Month

I’ve assigned a big video to each month of the year. By “big video” I mean videos that might take more time, planning, research, interviews, travel, a big challenge to experience, etc.

So please, figure out how to punish me if I fail at this.

EXCEPT FOR JANUARY! Because the first video comes out the first week of February. Chyna and I are currently doing a No Spend Month.

In other news, I’ve been doing stuff over on the second channel, youtube.com/wheezynews. Videos about how to make your life not not good. I’ve already done 4 this YEAR!

In other other news, I finally made a new t-shirt! (see picture below) It’s for all you aspiring SPACE BABIES out there and can be acquired here: store.dftba.com/products/wheezy-waiter-space-baby

The Tuesbetter Newsletter is still going strong. wheezywaiter.substack.com/

I’m also concocting new plans for Patreon so be on the look out. Actually step outside onto your porch or balcony or what have you and just be on the lookout, 24/7. That’s all I ask.

Okay, looking forward to your comments about possible punishments for failure.

Wink (ding),
Craig

1 week ago | [YT] | 983

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Hey, it’s time for a Tuesbetter Newsletter to make your Tuesday better and your Newsday letter!

How to make your day better: 

Do what I’m doing now-- listen to Built to Spill while eating a breakfast sandwich and drinking a latte in a fancy dancy coffee shop after taking your daughter to school.

Not a great way to save money, though. For money tips, see my latest video attached to this post. But you'd better grab a tissue because you’ll be dripping with SAVINGS!

I’m currently working on a video about my thoughts on 5 years of doing workouts. That’s right, I made this video 5 YEARS AGO!!! wheezywaiter.substack.com/publish/post/180507941

I plan to go through what I thought in this video and early fitness videos and reflect on my thoughts now. For one thing, back then, I thought my goal was going to be getting ripped. Pretty quickly, I abandoned that goal, not really because I couldn’t do it but because I didn’t want to.

CLONE: Pffffft yeah right Craaaaaaaaag

ME: NO FOR REAL, STUPID CLONE! MY FEELINGS ON EXERCISE THESE DAYS HAVE MORE TO DO WITH ONGOING HEALTH MAINTENANCE THAN APPEARANCE!

CLONE: How does this appear!?

*Clone moons me* (don't worry, it's censored)

ME: OH MY GOD! I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THAT!

okay okay.

Anyway, I’d love your thoughts on fitness in general and anything you’d like to know.

In other news, I’ve been posting a bunch of stuff throughout the Wheezyverse lately.

Some 2nd Channel Wheezynews videos:

Like this MOVIED episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTD1z...
a hodgepodge of a bunch of silly things https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbOXQ...
And this one about the new show Pluribus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HE8n...

And I brought WHEEZYGAMER back from the dead! I’m playing Silksong! https://youtu.be/YKfyxCnRrEU

And of course my movie is still on Tubi. tubitv.com/movies/100049506/no-packers-no-life

So that's all for now. It's a lot. I know. You better get to work.

Wink (ding),
Wheezy Waiter

Oh yeah, and for regular Newsletter updates (if I forget to post them here), you can subscribe here: wheezywaiter.substack.com/

1 month ago | [YT] | 100

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Hey North America, 

Ahem, YOU CAN NOW WATCH MY MOVIE FOR FREE ON TUBI!!

Go here: tubitv.com/movies/100049506/no-packers-no-life?_br…


Sincerely,
Wheezo

2 months ago | [YT] | 312

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BIG NEWS!

That documentary I kept mentioning about Japanese Green Bay Packer fans, NO PACKERS, NO LIFE is going to be showing at Marcus Theaters all across the Wisconsin area! (one or two outside the borders) starting October 17th!

And there's a VIP premiere in Waukesha, WI October 15th that you can get tickets to right now. I'll be there with others from the film for a Q&A. It's gonna sell out so if ya want 'em, better get 'em here: www.eventbrite.com/e/no-packers-no-life-world-prem…

Be on the lookout for other Q&A's I may be at.

Something I made showing in the same theaters I have watched movies my whole life. Dream come true! 
Thank you Cannonball Productions and Marcus Theaters for making it happen.

Craig

4 months ago | [YT] | 145

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Hey! I'm going live at 11am central TODAY to play some Jackbox games with Patrons and my astounding assistant editor, Steven. Stream here: youtube.com/live/jzqw_Vekjos

Jackbox streams usually last about an hour.

This is my monthly Patreon livestream but viewable to EVERYONE! Paid Patrons get first dibs to play. But there will also be audience participation.

You can be a patron here: patreon.com/wheezywaiter


Also, in case you missed it, new video yesterday!

7 months ago | [YT] | 48

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Dear Beardlovers,

I'm making a video about money. Give me your most controversial takes on money.

Wink (Cha-ching)
Craig

P.S. If you want your Tuesday to be better, subscribe to my Tuesbetter Newsletter. I send it out every Tuesday! (sometimes) wheezywaiter.substack.com/

11 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 445

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Chyna and I are going LIVE tonight at 7pm Central (very soon!). We are emceeing the 4th annual Esther Day Virtual Party!

Named in honor of Esther Earl, a Nerdfighter and friend of John Green, Esther Day is a celebration of non-romantic love, focusing on telling friends and family how much they mean to us. This holiday encourages us to express love and gratitude towards those who matter most.

Join us here: tinyurl.com/EstherDayParty

Happy Esther Day!

1 year ago | [YT] | 1,845

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Got Questions About Our Relationship?

Going to do another video in which Chyna and I sit down and have a question/answer session, similar to this https://youtu.be/1_L-r5azBG0

But this time it will be questions from you! So ask anything you like. Particularly I'm looking for questions about our relationship but ANY question is welcome (not saying we'll answer ALL of them, though).

1 year ago (edited) | [YT] | 386

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Upcoming Wheezy videos (within the next few months) (titles pending)

1) Chyna and My Biggest Problem (This one should be ready next week!)
2) Diaphragmatic Breathing for a Month
3) Why I WON’T do the Keto Diet
4) Learning the Splits in a Month
5) Only Eating home-cooked Meals Every Day For a Month
6) Quitting Smartphone (or dumbing it way down) For a Year

Thoughts?

2 years ago | [YT] | 976

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UPDATE!

In case you're wondering where I've been, I'm taking a 3-month break from making videos. Nothing bad happening. This is just a little rest time that I had planned for a while. The videos will be back in April!

Wink (ding),

Craig

2 years ago | [YT] | 5,020