If YOU’RE uncomfortable, imagine what it’s like to be like this all the time.

Internal Dialogue Pt 1. There’s definitely going to be more of these.

Like I need to know how he thought this was gonna go.

Sometimes support comes in the shape of coffee mugs.

I don’t even have context for some of these. My kids said something odd and I responded. 🤷‍♀️

Sometimes it’s just like that.

My kids don’t give up anything when I make myself a priority in between the mom-moments.

Trying to keep up with the news be like…

Disclaimer: This isn’t exactly a healthy reaction. It is unfortunately a common one right now.

Could apply to certain Gen Z parents too. Idk.

Nevermind the keyboard clicks. Or the sloppy wrists. Shhhhh.

The chaos… continues? Less lunch. More Karen.

The life lessons from Corey Booker are going to take a while to unpack.

The perils of shiny pants.

Co-related consequences and you (and your kids)

It’s okay to disagree. Motherhood is hard. And fulfilling.

A totally realistic mom morning. (Please let this find my target audience.)

Apparently I only write field guides… ✍️ 🗺️ 📖

Dates and links will be coming soon. For now, which one do you think I picked?

Easy meal ideas. This is the easiest. You don’t even have to cook it.

An empty house you say? Is that real? That feels made up.

Did I do this one already? Idk. I’m out of effs. If I’ve done it already, I’m doing it again. Yeah.

I don’t know. She doesn’t know. We are all confused.

Get ready for bed with me - aging millennial mom edition.

Honestly, I can think of a few adults I’d like to tell “You’ve run out of words. Shh.”

Close enough is sometimes enough when it comes to easy dinners.

It’s a work in progress, okay. (Braces for the trolls anyway. It’s cool, I get paid for those too)

Born and raised in Oklahoma, it happens sometimes.

This gives me anxiety. So I guess I’ll just do it anxious.

Okay but I was so confident with the freckles this morning. Walmart lighting says no.

Not me wearing an elderberry syrup shirt the whole dang time too.

The good ol parenting time loop. I’ve been here for years. Send help.

Well. If I’m going to be in my villain era…

It’s not authentic. It’s not groundbreaking. It’s easy. That’s the whole point.

So we all ordered new jeans Super Bowl Sunday and those orders are starting to arrive now.

Some days I win. Some days I crochet another scarf. The floors are fine. Probably.

It’s not you. Or my husband. It’s me. And my book problem.

When you are a cringe millennial but care about your gut biome and bone health.

Check out the preview on my channel or the full episode on @ChildproofPodcast

And you know those country crocks are neon orange from spaghetti sauce too.

Yall be proud of me for remembering to film my OOTD every dang day.

The kids are going to be okay.

Pick your battles. Here’s a few I did not choose.

It’s my emotional support baguette.

I try to keep this ish to a minimum. But it leaks out sometimes. He knows who he married.

I fall over. Easily. And often. Sometimes for no reason. A bendy bit just gets too bendy.

Mix it up a little. Please.

Books are not to be feared. I am though.