No. I don’t know how to properly use a sledge hammer. Didn’t matter. Still effed up some pumpkins.

Like y’all went out of your way to be 💩ty to each other and NOW you want to play? Sus.

Her name was Shannon. I should share more tales of Shannon because her life was barely real.

Choose your battles. And your timing.

We got it sorted the old fashioned way. DMing. Apparently it happened at carnival at end of day.

Marriage is choosing your battles. I chose this one.

Just a real time OOTD crash out. It’s fine.

The oldest daughter of an oldest daughter of an oldest daughter for four more generations.

Oh. I know you’re trying to help. But also. No. Don’t. Don’t do that. Not like that.

Just a little spontaneous song from me @SarahHesterRoss and @bransengates533

#StateFarmPartner @State Farm Insurance can’t rescue you from your kid’s room but can help choose coverage.

No but who fires what over where? And what do you mean steak nuggets?

When it’s so good it makes you mad…

Fear is the mind killer.

I always F around. I typically find out. I internalize nothing to try again. & find out. Again.

Don’t come to me about her attitude either. She was just matching yours.

Yeah. I know. The plant is a rescue. She’s working through some stuff. Give her a chance to heal.

Check my Substack for the full speech I gave the Oklahoma Congressional group. Up soon!

That really do be how it goes though.

Willing to try most things at this point.

Easy meal ideas. Not groundbreaking ones.

It do be a smidge pricey but it is also reusable so balance? 🤷‍♀️

Moss. Every kid’s Halloween goal. For sure.

Caves are optional 99.99% of the time. So that’s neat.

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

She was so scared. She wouldn’t recognize who she’d become but she’d be so relieved it got better.

In support of. Not in competition with.

Stacey McEwan joins us on Bibliophage to talk books, winged cuddling, & spruces. Full vid up now.

Reading mode: On = Filter Mode: Off. Sorry.

Well fine. Be picky. You asked.

My air fryer is also missing.

Not all roses suck, but this one does. #bbpartner

Out here learning first grade and senior drama and somehow a few are connected. #smalltown

It’s not a problem. It’s a commitment.

Seriously, do they sprinkle taste good dust on it at the store? How does this happen?

Doing things a little different than how I was raised. It’s harder some days but easier on others.

Tea drinking and note taking.

The cakes aren’t perfect. But they’ll love them all the same.

I had to think about this stuff. Now so do you.

Autocorrect always fighting for its life after 10pm

I do apologize to my Spell Check for how many not words I made it learn.

I swear this is what happens in the devilbox I type on.

Crunchy leaves. ✅ Pumpkin Coffee ✅ Seasonal allergies 🤧

The dragon has been tamed. Kinda. For now.

And that’s on not starting it but finishing it anyway.

Even worse I listen in 2x speed. Three chapters flew by and I’m lost.

Stop voluntelling me for stuff. Whatchu me we? No we. You. All by your onesies, Ms Independence.

Over here playing Capture the Red Flag with my literary choices.