Will this work for every family? No. But it works for ours.

Girl. What?

What do mean that button brings lots of new friends? I like friends.

E. All of the above?

I would never do something I was told I shouldn’t. Nope.

I was a trained opera singer. Throat control of a goat in my day. 😉

Every year. We be the one note wonders of Christmas. Peep that consistency - Altos stay on pitch.

There are rules for a reason. Break the rules. Get the cold hand.

The perimenopause be handing out emotional whiplash too.

This has been a goal for a while. And one specific brand isn’t all of them. But still.

Self care is more than skin care #bbpartner

This is gonna be go great. I’m goin to the grocery store tomorrow in unrelated news.

Romance writers guide to marriage. Don’t assume they will assume.

Need help with English? Civics? Lit? Got you! Fractions? Ask your dad. I know my strengths.

Feeling like making Salsa tonight suddenly.

Sometimes you have to meet crazy with crazy. Stand aside child. Let momma rip open some trauma.

No. I don’t know how to properly use a sledge hammer. Didn’t matter. Still effed up some pumpkins.

Like y’all went out of your way to be 💩ty to each other and NOW you want to play? Sus.

Her name was Shannon. I should share more tales of Shannon because her life was barely real.

Choose your battles. And your timing.

We got it sorted the old fashioned way. DMing. Apparently it happened at carnival at end of day.

Marriage is choosing your battles. I chose this one.

Just a real time OOTD crash out. It’s fine.

The oldest daughter of an oldest daughter of an oldest daughter for four more generations.

Oh. I know you’re trying to help. But also. No. Don’t. Don’t do that. Not like that.

Just a little spontaneous song from me @SarahHesterRoss and @bransengates533

#StateFarmPartner @State Farm Insurance can’t rescue you from your kid’s room but can help choose coverage.

No but who fires what over where? And what do you mean steak nuggets?

When it’s so good it makes you mad…

Fear is the mind killer.

I always F around. I typically find out. I internalize nothing to try again. & find out. Again.

Don’t come to me about her attitude either. She was just matching yours.

Yeah. I know. The plant is a rescue. She’s working through some stuff. Give her a chance to heal.

Check my Substack for the full speech I gave the Oklahoma Congressional group. Up soon!

That really do be how it goes though.

Willing to try most things at this point.

Easy meal ideas. Not groundbreaking ones.

It do be a smidge pricey but it is also reusable so balance? 🤷‍♀️

Moss. Every kid’s Halloween goal. For sure.

Caves are optional 99.99% of the time. So that’s neat.

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

She was so scared. She wouldn’t recognize who she’d become but she’d be so relieved it got better.

In support of. Not in competition with.

Stacey McEwan joins us on Bibliophage to talk books, winged cuddling, & spruces. Full vid up now.

Reading mode: On = Filter Mode: Off. Sorry.

Well fine. Be picky. You asked.

My air fryer is also missing.

Not all roses suck, but this one does. #bbpartner