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0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.

From 0 to 9, where are the early, middle, and late ranges?

1 year ago | [YT] | 5

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If a pangram is a sentence/verse with every letter of the alphabet, then what's a sentence/verse with every English sound? Let me know because I would love to know.

The best one I have is:
"Uh-oh! They found a verily tiring task, which uses all their depth of sheer mirages of a secured yet coyly marred gorge—we'd better hurry, toots."

In the sentence above, I used
- /ʌ/, /ʔ/, and /oʊ/ in "Uh-oh!"
- /ð/ and /eɪ/ in "They"
- /f/, /aʊ/, /n/, and /d/ in "found"
- /ə/ in "a"
- /v/, /ɛɹ/, /l/, and /i/ in "verily"
- /t/, /aɪ/, /ɹ/, and /ŋ/ in "tiring"
- /w/, /ɪ/, and /t͡ʃ/ in "which"
- /j/, /u/, and /z/ in "uses"
- /ɔ/ in all
- /ɛ/, /p/, and /θ/ in "depth"
- /ʃ/ and /ɪɹ/ in "sheer"
- /m/, /ɑ/, and /ʒ/ in "mirages"
- /ʊɹ/ in "secured"
- /ɔɪ/ in "coyly"
- /ɑɹ/ in "marred"
- /g/, /ɔɹ/, and /d͡ʒ/ in "gorge"
- /ɚ/ in "better"
- /ɝ/ in "hurry"
- /ʊ/ in "toots" the title of endearment.

I have others that are not as good:
"Just a question; if you hurry to play all of the proud games before their shying deaths, are you hearing your royal zhuzh tottering your vigor one certainly dotes?"

"I would love to talk about the pleasure I get from playing with your toys with buttons and catches because they show that glee hurls so many plates of joy."

(The worst one) "I have been lured into a frore game of speeding with the cops, and there is no chance of jerking to the heights of the mountains. So, I should not be a hero, not cause harm, and accept that I will be sauntering to jail in fear, not pleasure. Did you enjoy that?"

Now, it's your turn! Show me what you got, and try to use as few words as possible.

Stay happy, stay home, and stay hale! :D

1 year ago (edited) | [YT] | 5

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Heyo, people!

I must inform you that I am unable to post "Plissé" on YouTube at the moment because my WiFi doesn't want cooperate with me now. It's frustrating.

Don't worry though, as soon as my WiFi starts to go back to its prime, I'll post the piece ASAP.

I am posting this via phone because my phone's WiFi is working.

Thank you for listening.

2 years ago | [YT] | 4

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The 26 Qualms of Life

Angst is the
Burden of my life
‘Cause I’m in a
Dearth of delight, and it’s
Egregious that it is
Foisted on my head with
Grief. That’s the
Horrendous reality; the
Impudent environs made by
Jades and
Knaves that is
Looming every day.

Martyrs like me endure the

Nefarious and

Ominous dogmas that create

Plights all around. My

Question is that who in the

Right mind would be so

Spiteful to add

Terror in our lives? It’s just

Ugly because we will go

Violent on them for it; it’s

What they deserve; to be

Xed from the

Yacht of the once-was-

Zen terra of life.

2 years ago (edited) | [YT] | 3

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Passive Aggression

All say you have to voice
Your headaches with one
Or the solve to those troubles
Just cannot be done.

We, unfortunately, have humans
Who are not in their right minds,
So they hush and scowl
While the connection doesn’t align.

Now, I ask my viewer reading
To imagine another case
As the tertiary of the problem
Is another face to taste.

This knave at hand
Makes me exsert my ardor
By accomplishing tasks,
In which get harder and harder.

My apparent angst at hand
Is so because of this skate.
I must express to the man
And ask him to start a new slate.
And not to slate.

Despite this understanding,
The man cannot listen,
So if he beholds my emotions,
He will embody the vixen.

Absolutely no course of action
Will amend my state,
Nor emend my slate,
But imend my own skates
And omend me, ol’ fate
While umend my state
As this man is a skate.

I have options,
Yet all are futile.
Should I await and await
For the golden choice that is utile?



Solve: n. A solution to or attempt at a puzzle or problem. Commonly used in puzzle solving and word puzzles.
Imend: I mend...
Omend: Oh, mend...
Umend: You mend...

2 years ago (edited) | [YT] | 3

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Valé

Brand new day
Means a brand-new start,
And my raiment
Is a stark fart.

To the lavatory
Where the weather was cloudy.
And as I quoth,
My attire is dowdy.

What defines it wile
Is my tête-à-tête
With this bonny femme
Who I hope doesn’t slate.

But fear not,
There’s a hero aspot!1
He will clothe my soma
For the nymphet, a lot.

He holds a grasp
Of my lover’s tastes,
So the duds he clasped
Will quicken the haste,
So none of them
Will go to waste.

My gentleman here
Does understand
If my glad rags clump,
Despair is at hand.

The afore and after
Cannot relate
As I was staid
And I am great.

Being great,
My doxy will play
So I have to say,
“Thank you, Valé!”



Aspot: On the spot.

2 years ago (edited) | [YT] | 3

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Chat Up!

What I used
Is my optic tools
To watch my jet,
And in this case,
Catch you.

I had the verve
To approach your sheen,
And to tell me
That I’ve the same sheen
Makes you quite clean.

Your smize
In your eyes,
Builds the letter “I”
As in “I will fly!”
As I am in your eyes.

I avow I’ve glisked
With my eliad,
But for you to hear
Takes us from one to a myriad!

I shall send you
The melic glyphs
So you get a whiff
Of my gift,
And I sniff
Your inner nymph.

You know
You want to speak to me,
No hurry,
‘Cause no one referees
This privy poesy.



Glisk: To glance, usually out of curiosity, but in this case, playfully.

Eliad: A suggestive glance; an ogle.

2 years ago (edited) | [YT] | 3

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I Hate You

The dawn of today
Was in pristine shape,
But when you broke in,
I want to bind you with tape.

To distort and contort
This part of my life
Is to croak me
With that knife.

To dampen my pride
Is your biggest error
Because I will shear you up
Like an acerb parer!

Because you are
Iniquity itself
Who possesses
The gelid ice shelf!
That is how huge
Your cold shoulder is,
But my once-was-fine life
Is none of your biz!

Your biz is this,
Jump off a bridge
So you incur a pop quiz
And we’ll see if you’re the whiz.

While these payments
Foist upon your soul,
I must revive
The pride that you stole.
In fact,
Jump off the grassy knoll.
That way, you get trolled.

2 years ago (edited) | [YT] | 4

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wee

i can ace seein’ soarin’ cans in cars.
no wan in me in seein’ cans in cars.
‘cause i am as waxen as cream.

no moanin’, or runnin’ sore
so, me incurrin’ massive care is a no-no.

near me is a canoe in an ocean.
even so, i can swim in seas
as i cover sera in visors.


now, i mince some onions,
i mince some acorns in corers,
so i come across a cress
in acorn’s inner core.

now comes me raisin’ cranes
in an anime movie.
so i arose in nine,
sworn in six.

now, i see a woman
waxen as cream.
i rise seein’ a vixen
i ween is over mean.

me versus vixen
is an onerous war
even so, occurin’ wee.
i win in azures,
so men ‘n’ women amuse me.

now comes an envoi
viewers are seein’.


This is constrained writing. Can you guess what the challenge was? Let me know!

2 years ago (edited) | [YT] | 3

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Not Fair

I’m gaunt,
I’m foisted,
I’ve incurred too much,
And they continue
To stab my crutch.

The vatic bliss
I awaited
Is now tainted
And super slated
By everything I hated.

I was atoil
Just for relaxation,
And knaves and jades
Make it a damnation?

Someone needs
To rethink their life.
They need to pay
A rife of strife
Before I alight
From this dearth of delight.

2 years ago (edited) | [YT] | 6