I was stuffing my bra with socks when I heard someone whisper, "please tell me you have a pad."

When I was 11, my mom pushed me out of a moving car and the paramedics had to bring me back to life.

What's the worst first date you've ever had?

Brother demanded I give him my inheritance because he was the “only man in the family”

I went to the school nurse for a headache. I almost didn't come home.

During our assembly, the Principal called me up and said “Why don’t you share something interesting"

I threw away my son's birthday presents. His grandparents called CPS.

My son drew a picture of our family for art class. The school called a SWAT team.

Every Woman My Brother Dates Breaks Up With Him After Meeting Our Family.

"You're never going to abandon me," my mother said while examining my face for new pores.

My friend twitched her head and said, "sorry it's my TOURETTE’S,"

I was arrested at my own wedding because my maid of honor reported me for theft.

I hired someone to help my daughter get into college, and he almost helped her into a coffin instead

My mother-in-law called CPS on me for "starving" my son and it backfired beautifully.

“Where the hell are the school buses?!” I shouted, shoving past parents trying to calm their kids.

“I swear, if you mess up that line one more time, you’re dead to me!” My drama teacher yelled at me.

My crush pretended to like me back, then laughed in my face. Six months later,

Have you ever been the victim of a serial killer and lived to talk about it?

Why did the most popular boy in school want to be my friend?

I found a notebook in my husband's desk where he'd been practicing how to cry at my funeral.

My sister faked a life-threatening illness for attention.

She demanded to be moved away from a crying baby. So I moved her. Right between two of them.

Did you ever act like a maniac to save your best friend?

My 300-pound fiancé sat me down and told me I needed to lose WEIGHT

“I’ve picked your wife.” My grandfather said one afternoon. I already had a girlfriend.

The ER nurse wouldn’t let me touch my own newborn.

My mother-in-law told everyone I TRAPPED her son with a baby.

How did my entire senior class get our principal fired?

My roommate was too controlling, but then something happened that was out of her control.

I snitched on my best friend and destroyed her life. I'd do it again tomorrow.

My Boss Fired Me For Stalking Her Boyfriend.

I answer the door to a police officer holding up a "missing" poster with a picture of my cat

Have you ever had to choose between your family and your freedom?

It was supposed to be my surprise but my best friend took the spotlight.

My husband pushed the adoption papers back across the table

My sister called me at six in the morning screaming that something was wrong with Dad.

My mother threatened to cut me from her WILL unless I MARRIED her choice.

"You stole from the dressing room," the security guard said, blocking the mall exit

My boyfriend spent THREE YEARS pressuring me to keep my hair SHORT

My Sister’s Boyfriend Surprised Her With A Car For Her Birthday.

My best friend's parents are suing me for custody of her daughter.

An idiot threatened to hurt a cat, so I drove six hours to handle it personally.

Blind people, what's the craziest thing you've caught someone doing behind your back

I thanked her for saving my son. Six months later I testified against her in court.

What's the scariest thing you've ever done to protect your child?

I cut my best friend out of my life after she gave me the greatest gift I've ever received.

What's the most controversial thing you've ever done?

I was about to hug my daughter when she pushed me off and said "get away from me."