OXYMORONIC WORSHIP!! "Give him a Bipolar Praise" Have you ever took your sandwich in the restroom with you.. sat it on the floor next to the toilet, and took a Pee? and then went back to eating the sandwich? No? Have you ever told the Waiter to bring you your Juicy Porterhouse Steak to you on the top of a Garbage Can Top? No? Have you ever attended your Boss's daughter wedding reception and decided to wear last years Halloween costume? No? Have you ever served on Jury Duty and decided to wear your workout clothes? No? Why do you INSIST on separating the Pees from the Potatoes on your dinner plate? Surely its going down the same throat right? Why CAN'T I sit on your living room couch... wasn't it made for sitting?? And why CAN'T I use Fish grease to make Fried Chicken? And why WON'T you drink Wine for Breakfast and why WON'T you install a toilet on the front porch and why WON'T you read a bedtime story to your 5 year old from the book "The Joy of Sex"? Why won't you eat the food the Chef just sneezed in? Why Why Why....... I'll tell you WHY... because you understand ORDER and DECENCY... you have PREFERENCES in your life. God didn't build that Church building your congregation paid $1 Million bucks for on the Corner of Main and 5th.. You CHOSE to build it.. because you all needed a place to HOUSE your rather LARGE Ekklesia. There's a slight issue I have with you though..... I don't want you sitting on my bed with your street clothes on.. Why? cause that's where I SLEEP.. and I surely don't brush my teeth in the toilet.. Why? cause that's where I Poop! Soo, yeah, the reason why I don't wanna hear Frankie Beverly and Maze songs in the church building is because that's where I WORSHIP!! What MAN wants his woman screaming "OH DENZEL" while he's making love to her? Heck, you don't even wanna hear Mahalia Jackson or Marvin Winans voice on the radio during love making... This is a really bad case of CROSS CONTAMINATION.. if the water is Pure enough to drink, why have them pour it in a piss pot for you? Should NOT our Designated Worship place be a reflective of PURE Praise?
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OXYMORONIC WORSHIP!! "Give him a Bipolar Praise"
Have you ever took your sandwich in the restroom with you.. sat it on the floor next to the toilet, and took a Pee? and then went back to eating the sandwich? No?
Have you ever told the Waiter to bring you your Juicy Porterhouse Steak to you on the top of a Garbage Can Top? No?
Have you ever attended your Boss's daughter wedding reception and decided to wear last years Halloween costume? No?
Have you ever served on Jury Duty and decided to wear your workout clothes? No?
Why do you INSIST on separating the Pees from the Potatoes on your dinner plate? Surely its going down the same throat right?
Why CAN'T I sit on your living room couch... wasn't it made for sitting?? And why CAN'T I use Fish grease to make Fried Chicken? And why WON'T you drink Wine for Breakfast and why WON'T you install a toilet on the front porch and why WON'T you read a bedtime story to your 5 year old from the book "The Joy of Sex"? Why won't you eat the food the Chef just sneezed in? Why Why Why.......
I'll tell you WHY... because you understand ORDER and DECENCY... you have PREFERENCES in your life. God didn't build that Church building your congregation paid $1 Million bucks for on the Corner of Main and 5th.. You CHOSE to build it.. because you all needed a place to HOUSE your rather LARGE Ekklesia. There's a slight issue I have with you though.....
I don't want you sitting on my bed with your street clothes on.. Why? cause that's where I SLEEP.. and I surely don't brush my teeth in the toilet.. Why? cause that's where I Poop! Soo, yeah, the reason why I don't wanna hear Frankie Beverly and Maze songs in the church building is because that's where I WORSHIP!! What MAN wants his woman screaming "OH DENZEL" while he's making love to her? Heck, you don't even wanna hear Mahalia Jackson or Marvin Winans voice on the radio during love making...
This is a really bad case of CROSS CONTAMINATION.. if the water is Pure enough to drink, why have them pour it in a piss pot for you? Should NOT our Designated Worship place be a reflective of PURE Praise?
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Pastor John Gray and Derrick Jaxn Fighting.. Lets talk about it Sunday, Nov 18... on The Sir Walter Jones Show
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