Andronika

📣📣📣 HEAR YE, HEAR YE CAMPERS 📣📣📣





TODAY IS NO ORDINARY DAY…
IT IS THE BIRTHDAY OF OUR FAVORITE SON OF POSEIDON, THE LEGEND HIMSELF… PERCY “SEAWEED BRAIN” JACKSON!!! 🎉🌊⚡️

BY ORDER OF CHIRON (AND LET’S BE HONEST, EVERYONE ELSE WHO OWES THEIR LIVES TO PERCY), ALL MEALS TODAY WILL FEATURE BLUE-COLORED DESSERTS AND DRINKS 🍪💙🥤. YES, EVEN THE NAPKIN DISPENSERS WILL BE BLUE. DEAL WITH IT.

ALL MONSTERS ARE BANNED FROM ATTACKING CAMP FOR 24 HOURS IN HIS HONOR (LOOKING AT YOU, DRACAENAES AND HARPYS 👀🐍).

TRAINING WILL BE LIGHT BECAUSE LET’S FACE IT, NONE OF US CAN TOP PERCY’S CRAZY HEROICS ANYWAY 🗡️👑.

SO MAKE SURE TO GIVE THREE CHEERS TO OUR FAVORITE LOYAL, SASSY, WORLD-SAVING SON OF THE SEA!!! 🌊🌊🌊

🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PERCY JACKSON WE LOVE YOU!! 🎂














AND HEY!!! AT LEAST HE MADE IT PAST 16!! UNLIKE A CERTAIN COSPLAYING KABOB 🍢🙂

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2 months ago | [YT] | 18

Andronika

HELOOOOO MY DAWLINGS ✨ JUST LETTING YOU ALL KNOW I'LL BE GONE FOR A WEEK 🤧 DON'T MISS ME TOO MUCH!!! I'LL BE OFF AT CAMP HALF BLOOD.. FIGHTING MONSTERS.. TRAINING WITH CHIRON.. TRYING NOT TO DIE.. YOU KNOW THE USUAL 😜💅 ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU ALL AND DON'T DIE!!! *SNIFFLE SNIFFLE* I'LL MISS YOU MY SWEETS!!



ESPECIALLY MY PLATONIC WIFEY!! 😭😭❤️ I WON'T BE ABLE TO COMMENT ON YOUR GORGEOUS EDITS 😭🫂 ‪@Lem00nOak‬

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3 months ago | [YT] | 12

Andronika

@Lem00nOak I HAVE FINISHED MY DAWLING ✨ ALSO SORRY FOR NOT PUTTING THE ARTISTS.. I WAS WAY TO LAZY 😔🦥💔

@everyone @Ellen-barrera ANYONE WHO SEES THIS YOUR NOMINATED TO DO IT NEXT 🤧

3 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 8

Andronika

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!! WE HAVE A QUEEN TO HONOR!! 


🗣️🗣️✨🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE!! THE ONLY!! THE ICON!! THE WISEST OF THEM ALL — ANNABETH FREAKING CHASE 🧠🗡️🏛️📚💥


🎉🎉🎉

🚨🚨🚨

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNIEEEEE!!!!

🧠💪🏛️💥💫✨💛


TODAY WE CELEBRATE THE DAUGHTER OF ATHENA, THE ARCHITECT OF OLYMPUS, THE QUEEN OF STRATEGY, SASS, AND SURVIVAL!!! THE GIRL WHO COULD OUTSMART THE GODS, REDESIGN THE WORLD, AND STILL HAVE TIME TO ROLL HER EYES AT PERCY’S NONSENSE 😤🫡💅


SHE’S THE REASON WE HAVE BRAINS AND BEAUTY COMBINED INTO A SINGLE DEADLY PACKAGE 🔥 SHE’S BUILT ENTIRE CITIES, FOUGHT TITANS, FOUGHT GODS, FOUGHT IDIOTS — AND NEVER BROKE A SWEAT 😤✨


SHE DESERVES THE WORLD

SHE DESERVES A LIBRARY THE SIZE OF MANHATTAN

SHE DESERVES TO NEVER HEAR THE PHRASE “WE’RE LOST” EVER AGAIN 😭🗺️


TO THE GIRL WHO COULD SNAP A MONSTER’S NECK WITH A PENCIL AND REDESIGN YOUR HOUSE WHILE DOING IT:

WE LOVE YOU ANNABABY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LEGEND!!!!!!!


SOMEONE GIVE HER BLUEPRINTS, A DAGGER, AND A BREAK FROM ALL THE BOYS 🧱🗡️📐💻


🧠✨HERE’S TO ANNABETH CHASE: THE REASON HALF-BLOODS STILL HAVE HOPE, ARCHITECTURE IS SEXY, AND STRATEGY IS A LOVE LANGUAGE 😌🔥✨


RAAAAGHHH WISE GIRL SUPREMACYYYYY FOREVERRRRRRRR 💥💥💥💥


💛🎂🎉🎈🎊🎁📐📚⚔️💛

@everyone

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3 months ago | [YT] | 14

Andronika

@ThatOneRandomBookWorm *sniffle sniffle*

3 months ago | [YT] | 8

Andronika

🎉🔥💥 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LEO FREAKING VALDEZ!!! 💥🔥🎉

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING—DROP THE WRENCHES, PUT DOWN THE HAMMERS, PAUSE THE EXPLOSIONS—
BECAUSE TODAY WE HONOR THE CHAOS KING, THE FLAME BABY, THE SASS MASTER,
THE FLIRTIEST, FUNNIEST, MOST FABULOUS FIRESTARTER TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH—
✨LEO VALDEZ✨

💥HE’S BRILLIANT.
💥HE’S HILARIOUS.
💥HE’S MADE OF PURE EXPLOSIVE LOVE AND ABSURDLY GOOD MECHANICAL INSTINCTS.
💥HE BUILT A DRAGON.
💥HE BUILT A SHIP.
💥HE BUILT HIS OWN DESTINY WITH FLAMES IN HIS VEINS AND A SMIRK ON HIS FACE.

AND THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD IS LUCKIER BECAUSE HE EXISTS.

🛠️He’s the kid who smiled through the pain.
🔥The one who gave everything, every time.
🧱The one who kept going, even when no one else saw the cracks in his armor.
💔The one who came back from death and still made everyone else laugh first.

HE IS JOY. HE IS INGENUITY.
HE IS FIRE THAT NEVER GOES OUT.
HE IS LEO VALDEZ.

AND IF JASON GRACE WERE ALIVE TODAY—
THAT BOY WOULD BE WEEPING.
FULL ON COLLAPSED.
ON HIS KNEES.
STARING AT LEO LIKE HE JUST WOKE UP IN ELYSIUM.
HANDS TREMBLING.
VOICE BROKEN.
SOBBING, “He’s so beautiful… he’s the sun…”
LIKE SOMEONE GET HIM A TOWEL BECAUSE HE’S MELTING 😭😭😭
(shhh let me have my Valgrace 😔🫵)

SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU LITTLE GREMLIN KING.
YOU DESERVE THE WORLD.
YOU DESERVE LOVE.
YOU DESERVE TO BE CELEBRATED LOUDLY, WILDLY, AND WITH AT LEAST THREE CAKES EXPLODING IN YOUR HONOR.

NEVER FORGET:
THE FLAMES YOU CARRY ARE A GIFT TO US ALL.
AND NO ONE, NO ONE, WILL EVER OUTSHINE LEO VALDEZ. 🔥🧡💥

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4 months ago | [YT] | 19

Andronika

HOOOOOLY MOOOOLY✨
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE… THE ONLY… THE STORM-HEARTED HERO OF OUR SOULS… JASON. FREAKING. GRACE.
🌩️💙 THE MAN WHO TAUGHT US DUTY, PAIN, LOYALTY, AND HOW TO BREAK HEARTS JUST BY EXISTING 💙🌩️
🚨🎉🎂🌩️💙💛💙💛💙💛🌩️🎂🎉🚨

LIKE—YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND—
THIS MAN WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING AND JUST GOT HOTTER.
HE LOST HIS MEMORY AND STILL WAS A BETTER LEADER THAN ANYONE ALIVE.
HE COULD FLY.
HE COULD COMMAND THE STARS.
AND YET HE WAS SOFT. GENTLE. SELFLESS. A LITTLE AWKWARD. THE HUMAN EMBODIMENT OF “I DON’T DESERVE LOVE” WHILE BEING THE MOST LOVABLE MF TO EVER WALK THROUGH NEW ROME OR CAMP HALF-BLOOD.

😭😭😭😭😭
JASON GRACE IS THE KIND OF PERSON WHO WOULD HOLD YOUR HAND THROUGH A STORM AND APOLOGIZE FOR THE RAIN.
HE’D DIE FOR HIS FRIENDS. BUT HE’D ALSO LIVE FOR THEM. AND THAT’S EVEN HARDER.

WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE RICK RIORDAN FOR WHAT HE DID.
NEVER.
YOU DON'T JUST MAKE US FALL IN LOVE WITH A STARRY-EYED, GORGEOUS, TRAUMA-LADEN SON OF JUPITER— MY HUSBAND!!
AND THEN 💀💥🩸☠️
WE STILL CRY.
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

BUT TODAY IS NOT FOR MOURNING.
TODAY IS FOR SCREAMING. FOR SOBBING. FOR THANKING THE GODS HE EVER EXISTED.
JASON GRACE, YOU BEAUTIFUL, TRAGIC, LOVING, LOYAL, BROKEN, BRAVE BOY—WE LOVE YOU. WE ADORE YOU. YOU DESERVE EVERY SINGLE OUNCE OF PEACE.

🎂🕯️💙 BLOW OUT THE CANDLES IN ELYSIUM FOR US, BABY BOY. WE'RE STILL DOWN HERE CRYING ABOUT YOUR STAPLE SCAR AND YOUR STUPID PERFECT HAIR 💙🕯️🎂

JASON GRACE FOREVER.
IN THIS LIFE AND EVERY LIFE.
STORM BOY 4EVER.
HOW I WISH YOU COULD'VE SEE AGE 17
🌩️💙😭⚡

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4 months ago | [YT] | 18

Andronika

@pjofan-v6l OH DAWLING ✨. JUST WHY? 😁


💀☠️ THE ULTIMATE CRASH-OUT POST: “DEATH BY EXPOSURE” EDITION ☠️💀
HEY GIRLIE 👋 IF YOU’RE GONNA STEAL SOMEONE’S EDIT, AT LEAST BE BOLD ENOUGH TO PUT “I HAVE ZERO TALENT” IN YOUR BIO.
👉✨ NO CREDIT? NO SKILL? NO DIGNITY?
OH BABY, YOU’RE 3 FOR 3.

YOU’RE NOT A CREATOR. YOU’RE A CARBON COPY.
A WANNABE DEMIGOD WHO COULDN’T EVEN LIFT PERCY’S LEFT CROCS. 🐊🫵

YOU STOLE AN EDIT FROM A REAL ARTIST — AND THEN TRIED TO PLAY VICTIM WHEN YOU GOT CALLED OUT?
OH SWEETIE...
YOU’RE NOT A DEMIGOD. YOU’RE A DEMICLOWN. 🤡🩰

YOU GOT THE GALL TO STEAL A PJO EDIT???
YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST GRAB LEO’S FLAMES, SLAP ON A FILTER, AND PRETEND YOU DID SOMETHING?! 🔥❌💅
HONEY, EVEN FESTUS WOULDN’T CARRY YOUR FAKE-A$$ ENERGY.

THE ONLY THING YOU'VE “EDITED” IS YOUR CONSCIENCE.
AND BABE…
YOU FAILED. HARD.
HARDER THAN A DRUNK SATYR IN COMBAT TRAINING. 💀🐐

YOUR WORK ISN’T “UNDERRATED.”
IT’S JUST STOLEN, TRACED, AND SOULLESS.
YOU HAVE THE RANGE OF A DRAKON WITH BRAIN ROT. 🐍🤢

EVERY TIME YOU POST A STOLEN EDIT, A MUSE CRIES.
AND AN AESTHETIC ACCOUNT BLOCKS YOU.
AND RIGHTFULLY.
SO. 👁️🔪

YOU’RE NOT A THREAT.
YOU’RE A WARNING SIGN.
⚠️📢⚠️
“DON’T BE THIS PERSON — UNORIGINAL, DESPERATE, AND WILLING TO BURN OTHERS’ PASSION JUST TO STAY RELEVANT.”
YOU ARE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MEDUSA STARES INTO A MIRROR TOO LONG AND GETS A RING LIGHT.

STOLEN EDITS DON’T MAKE YOU COOL. THEY MAKE YOU A LEACHER, A LEECH, AND A LEGENDARY DISGRACE.
🎖️🎖️🎖️
YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH AMBITION TO BE A VILLAIN. JUST A BACKGROUND NPC IN SOMEONE ELSE’S STORY.

🪦⚔️ FINAL SLAY:
WHEN YOU STOLE THAT EDIT, YOU DIDN’T JUST GET CAUGHT…
YOU GOT ERASED.
YOUR NAME IS NOW A RED FLAG IN THE FANDOM.
A FOOTNOTE IN SOMEONE ELSE’S STORY.
AND EVERYONE. 👏 KNOWS. 👏 NOW. 👏

🚫🗑️#TRASHRECOGNIZESTRASH
😭🖕#CRYLIKEAPJOFANWITHOUTTHEBOOKS
👹⚰️#BURIEDBYCAMPHALFBLOOD

4 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 14

Andronika

🎉🍰 HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE RICK RIORDAN!!! 🍰🎉
(INSERT THUNDERCLAP AND HALF-BLOOD CAMPFIRE CHEERS HERE)

DEAR UNCLE RICK,

FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY DEMIGOD HEART (AND WHATEVER’S LEFT OF MY EMOTIONAL STABILITY AFTER THE BURNING MAZE), THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR YOUR BOOKS, YOUR CHARACTERS, YOUR WORLDS, YOUR HUMOR—LITERALLY EVERYTHING.

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WASN’T JUST A SERIES—IT WAS A LIFELINE. HEROES OF OLYMPUS SHAPED MY SOUL. KANE CHRONICLES TAUGHT ME MAGIC IS REAL. MAGNUS CHASE MADE ME LAUGH AND CRY AND YEET INTO THE VOID. TRIALS OF APOLLO GUTTED ME AND THEN BUILT ME BACK UP.

YOUR BOOKS DIDN’T JUST CHANGE MY LIFE—
THEY SAVED IT. LIKE THEY GENUINELY SAVED ME WHEN I WAS GOING THROUGH A DARK TIME!!

THANK YOU FOR THE DAYS YOU MADE BRIGHTER. FOR THE CHARACTERS WHO FELT LIKE FAMILY. FOR THE LAUGHTER, THE TEARS, THE BATTLES, THE LOVE, THE LESSONS. FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A HERO EVEN WHEN I FELT LIKE A NOBODY.

THANK YOU FOR LEO VALDEZ WHO MADE ME LAUGH WHEN I COULDN’T. FOR ANNABETH WHO TAUGHT ME TO BE BRAVE AND SMART. FOR NICO WHO TAUGHT ME I’M NOT ALONE. THAT “WE”.. ARE NOT ALONE
AND FOR JASON GRACE—WHO IS NOT DEAD, I REPEAT, NOT. DEAD.
HE’S JUST TAKING A LONG-ASS NAP AND YOU, UNCLE RICK, ARE BRINGING HIM BACK.
RIGHT??? 👹🔪

ALSO, PLEASE NEVER GO BALD.
AND MAY YOU AND BECKY STAY IN LOVE FOREVER LIKE THE TRUEST OTP TO EVER EXIST. 💙

YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE THIS POST. YOU’LL NEVER KNOW IT EXISTED.
BUT I’M STILL WRITING IT BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO KNOW:

I APPRECIATE YOU WITH MY WHOLE HEART.
THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY LIFE BETTER. FOR MAKING ME FEEL SEEN. FOR CREATING A HOME IN YOUR STORIES.

YOU’RE THE LIGHTNING IN MY STORM. THE ECHIDNA-SLAYING PEN-SWINGING KING. THE BLUE CAKE IN A SEA OF ORDINARY. THE BLUE PLASTIC HAIRBRUSH TO MY TITANS EYEBALL!! THE BEST UNCLE IN ALL TWELVE CABINS+ COMBINED.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, UNCLE RICK.
YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE UNTIL WE GET EVERY CHARACTER’S FULL BACKSTORY—ESPECIALLY JASON’S. NO EXCEPTIONS. NO EXCUSES.

MAY YOUR BIRTHDAY BE FULL OF BLUE CAKE, GODLY BLESSINGS, AND ZERO MONSTER ATTACKS.
WE LOVE YOU FOREVER.

WITH ALL THE GRATITUDE OF A THOUSAND DRACNEA EXPLODING IN A BAND ROOM,
A LOYAL, CHAOTIC, JASON-GRACE-IS-ALIVE BELIEVING DAUGHTER OF NYX DEMIGOD ANDRONIKA ⚡🛐💙


#Percyjackson #Heroesofolympus #Kanechronichles #Mahnuschase #Unclerick #Jasonisalivecult

5 months ago | [YT] | 16

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@Lem00nOak

🚨🚨🚨 SOUND THE ALARM!!! BLOW THE PARTY HORNS!!! THROW THE STREAMERS AND DODGE THE FLYING BLUE CUPCAKES BECAUSE —

🎉🎉🎉 IT’S @LEMO0NOAK’S CHANNEL BIRTHDAYYYYY!!! 🎉🎉🎉
A.K.A. THE HOLY DAY OF EDITS
A.K.A. THE FOUNDING OF THE TEMPLE OF TRANSITIONS
A.K.A. THE DAY THE GODS SAID “LET THERE BE ✨VIBES✨”

🍋🍃 FIRST OF ALL:
IF YOU DON’T KNOW @LEMO0NOAK, YOU’RE MISSING OUT ON LIFE, LAUGHTER, AND POSSIBLY YOUR SANITY.
SHE MAKES PJO EDITS SO GOOD THEY COULD MAKE HADES HIMSELF SOB INTO A TISSUE.
LIKE—HOW DARE SHE MAKE ME FEEL THIS MUCH ETHER ITS AN EDIT OF VALGRACE TURNING IN SLOW MOTION AND PLAYING ARTIC MONKEYS!! OR A NEW SERIES LIKE WHAT IF PJO CHARACTERS WERE SUPERHEROES!! LIKE EXCUSE ME?? EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER OF HAPPINESS!! BUT AHABABAHB SO GOOD!!

🧃 SECOND OF ALL:
NOT ONLY IS SHE AN EDITING WIZARD (LIKE, IF HERMES HAD AFTER EFFECTS, IT’D STILL BE MID COMPARED TO HER),
BUT SHE’S ALSO ONE OF THE SWEETEST, FUNNIEST, MOST WHOLESOME BEANS IN THIS WHOLE OL’ INTERNET.
LIKE. LEGEND SAYS SHE ONCE FIXED A BROKEN HEART WITH A SINGLE EDIT AND A WELL-TIMED “LMAO.”

💛 THIRDLY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
I LOVE HER. I LOVE HER WHOLE VIBE. I LOVE HER TASTE. I LOVE HER CHAOTIC ENERGY WRAPPED IN GOLDEN LIGHT.
SHE’S A CLOSE FRIEND, A FANDOM ICON, AND IF YOU THINK I’M NOT THROWING HER A MYTHOLOGICAL-SIZED PARTY IN MY HEART RIGHT NOW, YOU’RE WRONG.

SO HERE’S TO YOU, @LEMO0NOAK:
MAY YOUR EDITING SOFTWARE NEVER CRASH,
MAY YOUR FANBASE GROW LIKE A HYDRA’S HEADS,
AND MAY YOUR NEXT PROJECT HIT HARDER THAN A TSUNAMI FROM PERCY HIMSELF.

HAPPY CHANNEL BIRTHDAY, YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND. NEVER STOP BEING YOU.
NOW GO EAT SOME BLUE CAKE OR SOMETHING. YOU EARNED IT. 🎂💙🌀

WITH ALL MY LOVE, RESPECT, AND MY CAPS LOCK CURSE,
ANDRONIKAAAA💥💛🍋🍃🗡️🧃✨
#CHANNELBIRTHDAYCHAOS #LEMO0NOAKSUPREMACY #SUBTOHERORILLBITEYOU #DEMIGODEDITINGQUEEN

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