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Day 39! The final day. Darkener was once again the top comment holder, congratulations. I'll let the man himself tell you what happened. The top comment was by Darkner saying "(Warning: LONG read ahead)


"YOU!" Plankton shouts, remembering every time Spongebob foiled his plans. Every bad memory of Spongebob keeps flashing in his mind. Like a fast-forwarded movie on loop. With every memory, his anger grows. Until finally, he snaps. In a frenzy, he runs towards Spongebob, who in turn starts kicking at Plankton, attempting to stomp him. To his surprise, he finds his kicks are being deflected. How does a guy this small suddenly possess this much strength? It's unnatural to say the least. He looks into his giant eye, filled with madness and veins swollen so much, it appears as if they may burst. He sees something else as well. Inside his pupil, he notices a shadowy figure, standing in front of a large crowd. Although he has the feeling he's met them before, he doesn't recognize anybody. The figure stares back at him, and although it doesn't appear to have a mouth, he can tell the figure is smiling with glee.

Horrified, Spongebob attempts to crawl away, but Plankton pounces on him. What happends next, is best not to be described. Minutes pass until the dust clears. Plankton is alone, breathing heavily as if he had just run a marathon. The only other thing there is, is the Secret Formula. His eyes widen. "I... I did it?" He can hardly believe it himself. "I did it. I DID IT! I FINALLY F**** DID IT!" Filled with excitement, he takes the cork off and pulls the paper out of the bottle. He opens it and light shines from it, as if he had just opened a portal to heaven. "So THAT'S the secret ingredient. I never would have guessed that. Time to go back to the Chum... Bucket..." He turns around and now, the weight of reality really hits him.

Bikini Bottom is in ruins. Everything he ever knew and loved is gone. His Chum Bucket, Karen, the Glove... They were all sacrifised for this. Was all of this worth it? He knows the formula now, but what good is a Krabby Patty if there's no one to eat it? From his eye, giant tears start to form. He has won, alright. He's won it all...

"No..." Plankton says, sniffling. "No. If this is what it's like to win, then I won't accept victory. I'd rather be a loser surrounded by my friends, than a lonely winner." He sets out to the ruins and gathers what he needs. He manages to build a time machine and goes back to Day 1. He takes over his past self and immediately goes for the title. With all of his might, he smashes it. No more eliminations. No more chaos. No more death. No one's life is going to be in the hands of cruel gods ever again.

To celebrate, he uses the formula to give everyone a Krabby Patty for free. Mr. Krabs is, at first, heavily against this, but Plankton gives him the formula back, along with his last penny. That's all that was needed. The entire roster chants his name. This day, Plankton, filled with tears of happiness, truly won for once.

A crying Plankton is put in the center of the image, with everyone who has been in this season around him(downscaled so they can all fit in the frame.). It's also raining Krabby Patties. The title is also laying in the corner, on fire."

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Dat 38! I'll just let Darkner explain everything. Just gonna note that the Chocolate Grandma had the formula all along. The top comment was, once again, by Darkner saying ""ENOUGH!" Plankton shouts. "Every time I get this close to getting the secret recipe, it slips from my fingers. I can't take this anymore. I've worked tirelessly to achieve my goals, spending every penny I ever made, planning for months on end, only to fail. Every. SINGLE. TIME! I am done being the short stack. I am done being the villain who always loses to a child and a greedy crab. I am done being launched, stomped on and endlessly humiliated. This time, victory WILL be mine. I WENT TO COLLEGE FOR THIS! I DESERVE TO WIN FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE!"


Plankton, at the brink of insanity, opens a panel, revealing a big red button, labeled with several skull and crossbones and big text saying: "DO NOT PRESS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES" He presses it and the Tank Robot goes into overdrive. The laser in its eye starts firing wildly in all directions, eliminating everyone but Spongebob, who managed to get behind cover just in time. As Plankton cackles like a maniac, he realises the Tank Robot is starting to overheat. He abandons the robot before it's too late. The robot explodes with the energy of a nuclear bomb, causing all of Bikini Bottom to be in shambles(the background changes to post-apocalyptic Bikini Bottom).

Only a furious Plankton, a scared Spongebob and the Formula(owned/claimed by no one) remain."

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Day 37! Squilliam played a very beautiful piece, making Plankton cry in the process. The tears caused the Robot to short circuit and lost a heart. Because of this the Robot was unable to attack this round. The top comment was by Aaron McCarrick saying "Squilliam plays a wonderful song with the remaining players, making plankton cry, short circuiting the machine, damaging it and making it unable to attack for the round.".

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Day 36! Chocolate Grandma used her Chocolate Coin and hit the Tank Robot in its face. Plankton's Robot is down to two lives. However, Chocolate Grandma is incredibly tired and won't be able to do anything for 2 rounds. The top comment was by Idan Iluz saying "Chocolate grandma eats her chocolate coin, which gives her energy to jump off her chair and whips plankton's tank robot with her spine. Plankton loses a heart and doesn't attack this turn because he was overwhelmed by the attack. Chocolate grandma is now very tired and won't be able to do anything the next 2 rounds.".

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