𝗞𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗹𝘆

Today in geography I was answering for a grade and the teacher told Purić "don’t swing, you can fall" and I said that our art teacher in elementary school used to tell us the same, that some boy was swinging and fell and scared the teacher, and the student said "I’m fine", and then the teacher asked Pavle Šošić if that art teacher also taught him because we went to the same primary school, and then she asked who else is from Milica Pavlović primary school and Stefan raised his hand and I said that he and I have been in the same class since 7th grade, and the teacher asked me if my bracelet was bought or handmade and I said all of my bracelets, and she asked "where do you even pull out all these bracelets from", and she asked me if the one she saw said "Nikolina", and I got a 4 for answering, and then the teacher asked Pavle Marinković why he wasn’t at school yesterday and the day before and he said "I was sick, I had a fever on Saturday and Monday" and everyone said "and Sunday?" and he got confused and everyone said "you lied", and the teacher asked him when he would justify those absences and he said "my parents were supposed to come today but the doors were closed" (open-door day is when parents can talk to the homeroom teacher, always on Thursdays, but today the homeroom teacher couldn’t), and we were all dying of laughter and the teacher said "and who opens and closes those doors?", and then she flipped through the gradebook and it was shown on the TV and we all have pictures there, and she got to Marko and read his grades and the boys were laughing because of his picture and Andrić asked him "where did you even take that picture?" and Marko said "when the picture had to be taken I took it quickly", and the teacher also told Dušan "be quiet, what’s your name" and then she said Terzić and Milica said "Terzić is his last name not his first name"

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𝗞𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗹𝘆

Speaking in my national language🇷🇸

Latinica: Zdravo ja sam Nikolina Karajić imam 15 godina, moj rođendan je 16. oktobar, prva sam godina u Tehničkoj srednjoj školi u Čačku

Ćirilica: Здраво ја сам Николина Карајић, имам 15 година, мој рођендан је 16. октобар, прва сам година у Техничкој средњој школи у Чачку

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𝗞𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗹𝘆

The first class was history and nothing special there and then the second class was basics of electrical engineering and Ana came even though she wasn’t there in the real class and in that class I don’t understand anything, actually no one understands anything, and the teacher says “whenever I see Milica and her sad face I feel like crying, I would adopt Milica for a month if I could just to teach her the basics,” and then we had the big break and I’m writing next to Viktor’s class and Viktor isn’t there and that retard says “Rudi’s girlfriend” (as always 🙄) and we were supposed to have physics for the 3rd class but we had chemistry instead and it was a test but okay it wasn’t too hard, then in art I don’t remember what we did I slept through the class, also physics, and then we had two more classes of basics of electrical engineering and the teacher asks Purić “did you drink your juice?” and she says “no,” and she asks Đorđe “who sits with you?” and he says “Miloš,” and Miloš sat next to Dušan later, Pavle Marinković didn’t come and the teacher tells Miloš “go back to your seat,” and told Purić “sit in the first desk with Jovan,” because Jovan always sits alone, and Stefan says “teacher, put Dušan in the first desk,” and Dušan looks at him and says “,” and we all look at Dušan and he looks at me and says to Stefan “and let her put you with Nikolina,” and I say “what!?” and then I say “okay,” and Maša and Angelina say “what’s wrong with this class,” and I say “I was joking,” and Angelina says “why would you joke about that,” and then Dušan looked at me the whole class because he saw I was looking at him sometimes and then the teacher asks Irena “do you understand everything?” and she says “yes,” and then she asks us girls and Andrić raises his hand and says “I don’t understand,” and then the teacher called Ognjen Poledica to write and she says “the chalk is feminine, hold it gently and write so everyone can see, because if they can’t see then they can only start crying.” Also Jovan and Pavle are on duty for this week and she literally needs to tell them to wash board and while Jovan was washing it teacher said to Pavle "did you know what it means when boy or girl has bangs or curls over their eyes in psychology" and he says "no" and she says "search it up" and while we were entering class Maša and Angelina asked David "do you ever shower" (poor David 😭)

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𝗞𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗹𝘆

Before first class there were only 6 of us who showed up, and it was almost 7:30 (classes in the first shift start at 7:30), and then Đorđe came and said, “What is this, there’s not a living soul here,” and Elena was copying something that was supposed to be printed, and Marko said someone "Does anyone have printer" and Andrić said "I always carry it in my backpack". Then in first class Maša said that those with grades lower than 5 will answer questions for grade and I said that I have 3 but it's ok cuz I studied, and Marko asked if I was going to raise my hand, and I said, “No, obviously,” and said that the moment I raise my hand, all the knowledge disappears from my brain. He said, “Same,” (and he has almost straight 5😐). Then Boris asked me why I told Kosta that hs called him gay, and I said it slipped out, and then Ana, Boris, Marko, and I were dying of laughter and talking about it, and Boris said he said it by accident, and I said I said it by accident too. Then in informatics, our headteacher left, and my group had two free periods, and some of them were playing among us, and they said Mateja was suspicious, and Mateja said, “Screw it, I’m dead,” and I was showing photos to Boris of my friends, and Stefan said all my friends were ugly, and I said it would've been better if I went to prom with Stefan instead of Luka, since Boris asked me who I went with. Then he and Stefan looked at my NGL questions and said that I wrote them myself, and said I’m in love with Boris because I got close to him like that, and I said, “Well, he holds my phone,” and they kept saying I’m definitely in love with him. Then Ana and Maša asked who I’m in love with, and I said no one, and Maša said, “What about those little notes you gave Stefan?” and I said they’re just notes, and Ana asked, “What notes?” and Maša told her. Then before programming, I asked Ognjen Poledica if he knew Filip, and he said yes, and said they’re not really friends but they know each other. In programming class I was copying from Mateja and Miloš said to Stefan "stop saying anything I know what I'm doing, actually I don't" and it was so funny but Miloš can't keep mouth closed I swear and then instead of Serbian, we went to the music high school to watch something about bible, and half the class had to go because of extra private lessons. Out of 8 girls, only the 4 of us went, and out of 21 boys, maybe 10 or so went. Milica, Irena, and I were waiting for Elena to buy chocolate milk, and our class had already gone inside, and then other schools started coming, and the 4 of us rushed in and sat next to each other, and we got really bored there, one boy from other class literally fell asleep 😭

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𝗞𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗹𝘆

Yesterday was the longest day I swear, I posted on my Instagram story like send me anonymous messages and oh gosh I replied to 96 😭
I replied to them and half of them were my classmates talking shitty things like Boris likes you, mip Boris and Stefan (I hate Stefan bro), mip Boris from our class, if you don't mip him you have crush on him and then his cousin Janja was asking me if any girl from our class has a crush on him or do I think that someone likes him, didn't you say that you will leave Stefan alone (he be should the one leave me alone not me him), also there was like people asking me why I hate Stefan and etc (reason is simple, he was bullying me for past 2 years)

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𝗞𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗹𝘆

The first class was supposed to be our English test, but instead we had chemistry first and English as the last class. Then in history, Ana and I sat in Stefan’s and Boris’s seats, and they sat in ours, and I told Stefan not to touch anything of mine, and then I saw he threw my pencil case and Boris picked it up. Then I saw that idiot scribbled all over my Serbian notebook. After that in PE, we girls played volleyball and half of the boys were just standing and watching us, and then Marko, Boris, and Dušan came to play with us. Dušan and I were just throwing the ball to each other, and Marko was just standing next to me literally wherever I moved he would stand right next to me and Angelina told him where to stand so she stood between the two of us. Then Dušan and I kept throwing the ball only to each other, to no one else, and I yelled, “Dule, stop pretending to be some volleyball player,” and he didn’t hear me call him Dule, and late he left (got bored probably). After that I was throwing the ball only to Boris. And when Ana and Elena left girls locker room I told them everything that Ana said about them and that's she's talking bad about them with Boris in one class and they told me to always tell them what she says about them and Milica said "Nikolina i adore you" and told me to always send them voice message about what Ana says and later Ana was taking with Anna's older sister and I told her that they're talking about her and Anja said "I know" and started laughing. Then after that in Psychics class Dušan told Angelina to wipe the board because they were on duty, and I said, “Dule, you wipe it,” and then they asked was I calling him, and I said, “Dule,” and he told me that he didn’t forget what happened in October when I hit him and tried to throw the sponge at him and all that when I was being mean to him because he annoyed me and I said "well, okay" and Maša said "Opa" and he told Pavle Marinković how I call him and Pavle started laughing (only boys call him Dule 😊). Then I opened my pencil case and saw it was full of little papers, and I called Boris and asked which one of them, he or Stefan, did it, and I said I knew exactly who it was. Maša asked who, and I said, “This creature in front of you,” and then they asked me why I called him that, while all of us were dying of laughter (me, Maša, Angelina, Boris, Ana, Elena, and Stefan). I said how he treated me for the past two years since we’ve known each other and how we’ve been in the same class since 7th grade, and that he’s actually really rude, and that I used to think he had bad friends, but now I realize he himself is just a really bad person. And he said he wasn’t one bullying me, the others were, and that he wasn’t the one who gave me that nickname. I said that Strahinja Mlađenović was the one who started it, and he just copied him and his “boyfriend” Ognjen Dramićanin. And Ana asked me why I am always shaking (health problem). Then in Serbian, Dušan came to these 4 (Boris, Maša, Angelina, and Stefan) and sat on floor, I think he told them during the break what I called him, and I looked at him, he looked at me, and I said, “Hey, Dule,” and Boris asked me what I call him, and I said, “Dule,” and he said, “He’s not your boyfriend for you to call him that,” and I said that neighbor Dušan everyone is calling Šuco, and that he should be grateful I don’t call him that. And he said, “I give up,” and walked away. Then Maša asked me what I call Boris, and I said, “Well, Boris,” and then she asked about Stefan, and I said, “Well, it depends, sometimes I call him Stefili, and sometimes I call him creature,” and she told him that, and the look on his face was indescribable, he looked so disgusted and stared at me 🤣 also while we were entering classroom for English class David was just standing there I said "Can you move faster" and he said "Where, they're entering" and I said "We'll you're just standing there and not moving" and I didn't hear who said "that's not his problem" (almost 2 months since I became meme because of that and they still use it💔)

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𝗞𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗹𝘆

Today we had 6 programming classes because we were on block schedule, and during the first two classes our classroom was occupied, so we went to another classroom. The last desk in the row near the wall was so squeezed against the coat rack that Ana and I literally had to sit between the jackets of the people who put them there. After that, we had 3 programming classes in the actual programming labs, and since we split into two groups, one group had programming with our regular teacher and we were with the other teacher. She was nice, and since there weren’t enough seats, Jovan and Marko had to go to the other group (poor them). Andrić Stefan and Jovanović Stefan were sharing a computer, and Vuk and Mateja were sharing one too. David was with me, Ana, and Maša, and he helped us a lot. Pavle Marinković didn’t have a compiler, so I have no idea what he was doing the whole time. Then the teacher kept calling the boys to solve tasks and she helped us and explained everything. Andrić said he got a 1 on the last test and then a 3 on the next one. The teacher asked him and Stefan Jovanović what their names were, and they both said “Stefan,” so she called them Stefan 1 and Stefan 2 (I have no idea which one is which). Stefan Jovanović was solving the tasks and he didn’t really know them, and he said, “You gave them easier ones.” The funniest part is that he spent half the class cleaning the board. David and I wrote 67 every time a number needed to be entered, and I told the teacher that I calculated we needed around 4000 tiles, and she saw it and said that yesterday someone from the other shift also wrote 67, and she said those jokes are stupid. Andrić said, “You didn’t actually write 67, did you?” and David and I looked at each other trying not to die laughing. And in the other group, the teacher just yelled at Marko and Jovan and others from that group and said they were awful, while our teacher said we were great because she helped us with everything. After that we had a 15-minute test and it wasn’t that hard, and then we went home

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I did my nails again (help my hand looks so small on pics 😭)

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𝗞𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗹𝘆

Today the first class was biology and the teacher returned the tests and I had zero points because she took my test and asked me questions and I didn’t know anything, so I got a 1, and I’m fixing it on Wednesday. Then we had a math test and I forgot my calculator and had to do half the division by myself, and then I took Ana’s calculator. After that, in PE I went to the locker room and the girls were already ready, and Irena stayed to wait for me while I changed. We had a free period and we girls, the six of us, played volleyball, and Ana and Elena played table tennis. We six were playing and I kicked the ball and hit the light bulb and we were laughing. Then in geography the teacher told Dušan to write “Rivers of Serbia” on the board as the title, and he wrote only “rivers,” and the teacher told him not to mess around. She was writing the lesson and didn’t even look at Dušan, she recognized him by his voice because he talks nonstop, and she kept warning him. Then she said that the boys argue more than the girls, that we girls are calm, and that the boys Andrić, Purić, Dušan, and Miloš never stop. And Miloš said “what did I do,” and Andrić said “I’m the main one here.” Then she said that some boys are calm and nice like Marko and Jovan. And the teacher said that if we wanted to talk that much, we should have enrolled in the social sciences track in the gymnasium. And Andrić said “I wouldn’t go to the gymnasium even if you beat me.” Then during break Viktor was wearing glasses and I told him they looked disgusting on him, and he got sad, and he and his friend started walking toward me, I looked at them and they ran away to get the glasses, and his friend said “look how good they look on him,” and I said “I can’t see him, he’s behind the pillar,” and Viktor peeked his head out and said “well, just because you think they look bad on me doesn’t mean everyone else thinks that,” and I said “well, you’re right about that.” Then in English we were doing some preparation and Ana kept asking me what earn, sign, factory, order mean. I don’t know how she has a 5 in English when she doesn’t know half the words

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