The Goofy Elijah

Enoch 1
But with the righteous He will make peace.

And will protect the elect,

And mercy shall be upon them.

And they shall all belong to God,

And they shall be prospered,

And they shall all be blessed.

And He will help them all,

And light shall appear unto them,

And He will make peace with them'.

9 And behold! He cometh with ten thousands of His holy ones

To execute judgement upon all,

And to destroy all the ungodly:

And to convict all flesh

Of all the works of their ungodliness which they have ungodly committed,

And of all the hard things which ungodly sinners have spoken against Him.

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a really prevalent false prophecy is people saying 2 witnesses equal 144,000? Jesus says 2 does not equal 144,000 the math is simple. do the math. 2 means 2. Daniel also says they are one certain unusual saint and another certain unusual saint. do word studies and have scripture to back up what you say. God always gives me a lot of scripture usually whole chapters get fulfilled daily.
if you are posing as a two witness that is opposing the two wits. they have seals, and songs for the army of worshippers. you cant get sealed if you are a poser and you will cast out the two wits like most people did.

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these asleep in Christ preachers have a good word still for us today.
https://youtu.be/dBnGevzjJY4?si=60c29...

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https://youtu.be/jrSqR421Aec?si=JmaLj...

i got the Charles Finney spirit of Repentance on me. the Repentance songs i think are making people want to cast me out for whatever i post. someone tell me my fault first. the casting out is moving a lot of you to a group you do not want to be in.

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this is a real revival like we will see soon.
https://youtu.be/QJFSLdbC5FQ?si=suxSX...

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i had a vision of clouds like this it means the latter rain
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we aren't going anywhere until after the latter rain. you want to miss the whole show of Gods Glory?

Zechariah 10 Holy Spirit condensation translation song
Ask the Lord to send the latter rain
He will make bright clouds and shower you with gifts
And you will grow green grass
All your idols are vain imaginations and your diviners see lies
They have false dreams and they comfort you in vain
They went flocking away from the shepherd and were troubled
My anger was kindled against the goats
Because the Lord has visited you and found compromise
Vain imaginations and sorcery
He has taken some of the flock and made them His horses
Out of Him goes the corner, the nail and the bow
They are mighty ones who tread down the enemy in battle
And i will strengthen them, save them, and bring them to my place
For i have mercy on them
I cast them off but i will hear them
I sent mighty ones and their hearts are rejoicing in new wine
The children at least will see it and be glad
they will rejoice in the Lord
I will hiss for them and gather them
For i have redeemed them and they will increase
And i will plant them among the people
They will remember me from the far countries
And turn back to Me with their children
There will be so many there wont be room for them all
He will pass them through the sea with affliction
And smite the waves (tsunami)
And dry up the river
The enemy will be crushed and brought down and run away crying
I will strengthen them in the name of the Lord
and they will go up and down on the highway of holiness

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we need all these babies and animals don't we?
https://youtu.be/RjYIZ62rUOQ?si=W4N5l...

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Proverbs 21:13
“Whoso stoppeth his ears at the cry of the poor, he also shall cry himself, but shall not be heard.”

the war on the homeless and disabled is war on God

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man i will not be able to keep a straight face if He comes to the wedding like this. hahaha i was wondering about the sausage curls
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this happened when Elijah anointed me i got childrens stories to give to fathers to read to their kids. they are so cute i love the word of God especially when its so good.
Cricket on a line

Two by two the creatures came to get on the rapture boat (ark) new story from Jesus given to the goofy pet prophet
Here come the worms look how they roll
squirm wiggle squinch and roll
Wiggle slide twist slither jiggle writhe
how funny they are wiggling along look at them go.
Shining glow worms light the show
They can crawl so fast
Or go so slow



Inchworm stretches out his arms a whole inch then his back feet catch up to them. His front legs say to his back legs catch me if you can try to outrun me see now they all ran.



A centipede said i can outrun all of you look at all my legs working like rowers. I will win the bug race. I said oh no you wont you terrified a poor lady so many times go to time out centipede. He cried he is sorry he is just a bug no hard feelings toward you he expected to be swatted anyway he is a bug. So he got a prize and was happy with his bugness.



Don’t eat some worms or they will die.


Here are the crickets listen to them chirping playing a harp with their feet. They jump so high about to reach the sky. Can a cricket fly? They said people can eat us God said eat some crickets they are good cover them with chocolate like you do ants we are delicious, the bible says eat more crickets but we dont really like to be eaten it hurts a little getting squashed up with huge pearly white choppers.



Butterflies fluttering by saying can i come inside? Can i have a ride while we hide? I can surely fly. I can be a crown for you on your head.



Frogs came hop hop hop they all hopped up the ramp. hop jump leap go the frogs croaking a new name song for Jeremiah who they said is a bullfrog. Singing a frog song



Lizards slithered, raced, waddled up, little yard dragons come with me and see. Two different kinds of lizards them wrestled around in a mud puddle saying me first, no me! I go first! You do not! I do! Tried to bite each other. They both had to wait till last to get on.



A whole swarm of bees came to the beehive all abuzz talking about how they will be so happy in heaven forever buzzing around together drinking nectar from heavenly flowers how good the honey will be says the swarm of bees. Our wax is going to be so useful too. And we won’t ever have to sting anyone again nothing with hurt us.

Wasps came to see the pet prophet laughing they said i remember you daredevil wasp smacker. You used to smack our nest and run away fast to see if you could outrun us. We got you so many times. But now we wont sting you, since you scare us. Let us just sneak on by you no stinging at all we do not try to hurt a wit. (hahaha He got us in the stories)





Beetles came up they said we were dead in your hot tub then we heard the resurrection songs and boom our life returned. Don’t flush us down the toilet please we are eternal and would not like to live forever in the sewer. I did get into trouble for flushing a resurrected bug.




Everybody is all upset about eating crickets and i heard the Lord joking about it all week so today He gave me the verses and it is funny but not funny because we have been eating things so much worse than crickets from the vomit table our food is not good.
Lev 11:21 - ‘Yet these you may eat of every flying insect that creeps on all fours: those which have jointed legs above their feet with which to leap on the earth.



‘These you may eat: the locust after its kind, the destroying locust after its kind, the cricket after its kind, and the grasshopper after its kind.



John the baptist ate locusts and honey. I ate chocolate covered ants once. They are delicious.

The crickets screamed oh no they want to eat us we thought they were going to eat manna up here like we do. They said go eat locusts they are more delicious John the baptist ate locusts not crickets. Listen to us don’t eat us you do not want to make us scream do you? We will scream all the way down your gullet if you eat us. Go eat some grass.


For whoever wants the cops to keep me from sharing stories at the park Jesus has a pet prophecy for the eternal worms that will eat them up forever in hell if they don’t repent of trying to hinder His work. Fireworms with stingers and some are maggots they crawl in and out day in day out eating up the flesh of evil unbelievers.



Some rhinoceros beetles wiggled their hard heads around tried to gore eachother playing beetle war games. One had a red piece of pomegranate on his nose he was a poser fake bug Rudolf. They wouldn’t let him play until they got hungry then they ate his nose off.
They all scrabbled around in the dirt looking for more pomegranate

Wooly fuzzy caterpillars happily scrunched in the door. Hi there everybody whats going on in here? Do you need a fuzzy clown to make you laugh? I see you do so, they rolled over and juggled pomegranate seeds on all their feet and threw them up in the air, caught the seeds. They wore funny glasses and said where are some books we are bookworms?

A rhinoceros beetle said look out here i come i might gore you get out of the way of progress. Move move move it buggies.

The dung beetle said i eat poop. I cant help myself i was just made to eat poop. I love it.
I dont even have any teeth i dont need them poop is soft. (this part is because is was bugging God way too much about my new teeth i can’t breathe He is so funny)



All the underground worms screamed when the armadillo showed up. Oh no he will eat us all up like a gingerbread boy but he said no don’t eat bugs now i eat straw now its very nutritious i learned. At least the straw doesn’t scream when it sees me.



Armando armadillo
With an armor poncho
You can dig yo
no more sorrow
Soon maybe tomorrow
We will all fly like Dumbo
To a new condo
Then you can wallow
In streets of gold so
Dont worry little macho
Armored muchacho
With me you go
(i can hardly type im cracking up tears running down my face)


Jesus said if anyone else shows up at the banquet with a live armadillo i might accidentally marry them but then i would have to see the shoes.



Arise arise arise little dragon fly
Arise awake and fly up high
In the name of Jesus Christ
big little fly I say arise
He said ma'am yes ma'am i volunteer
we can show who lives round here
so i named his name lil evinrude
and he is busy singing a tune







I’ve seen a shoe fly and a horse fly but soon i'll see the penguins fly to the sky.



Wasp song i will come you like me
We play games i sting thee
Whack and run
Let me try i might get you
We will see

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