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Jazz Emu

USA and CANADA - I have nearly finished my whole month at the Edinburgh Fringe. and I’m coming to you in just a couple of weeks!

www.jazzemu.com/gigs

I can’t wait to meet you all. JE x

3 days ago | [YT] | 403

Jazz Emu

❗️SHOW POSTER INITIALISATION COMMENCEMENT❗️

I’m performing at the Edinburgh Fringe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 in August and then off to USA 🇺🇸 and Canada 🇨🇦 with this show in September.

Tickets are not infinite! www.jazzemu.com/gigs

In fact the North America tour is 1/3 sold out! I love you all so very much. I can’t wait to meet you all.

Fortunately for you, the show is already perfected, despite suggestions from Celebrity Gossip Magazines that I am trying three brand new songs this Monday in London - and that there are countless tickets still available for this!

Sad how to rumour mill churns so flagrantly.

The Pleasure Truly Is about to be All Yours.

Lots of Love JE xx

2 months ago | [YT] | 609

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Hi everyone. I think you’re magnificent and probably incomparably attractive.

Here are some shows I’m doing in the build up to USA/Canada tour and Edinburgh fringe! The show started objectively perfect, so just imagine how good it’s getting now.

If you’re in any of these areas, or the North American continent generally, I’d love to see you there:

linktr.ee/jazzemu_

Lots of love and new videos on the way. JE x

2 months ago | [YT] | 865

Jazz Emu

I have some EXCITING news 🌍 If you’re on my mailing list, you’ll hear the first news of it TOMORROW // If not, you’ll be sadly and regrettably delayed:

www.jazzemu.com/

3 months ago | [YT] | 472

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Just a coy reminder that those who aren’t signed up to my Patreon are missing out on some pretty INTRIGUING* content…

www.patreon.com/thejazzemu

*read “intriguing” to rhyme with “shoe”

4 months ago | [YT] | 299

Jazz Emu

Yes! 🐐 I’m auctioning off some props and equipment from my videos over the last five years on my Shopify!

This Friday 18th April at 10am (BST) for 48 hours.

10 ITEMS. No starting price.

Why not own a piece of Great British History before it’s consigned to its fate in a permanent exhibition in the V&A Museum?

Here it is:

jazz-emu.myshopify.com/?srsltid=AfmBOoqIaY6GQr7uBn…

4 months ago | [YT] | 415

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It’s Bandcamp Friday! If you’ve enjoyed listening to my music why not throw me a couple of pennies on there - they take no fees today, the flirts…

jazzemu.bandcamp.com/

Lots of love and thanks. JE x

5 months ago | [YT] | 589

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United Kingdoms of His Majesticity! My first national tour starts THIS Monday in Salford - we have just released the last few standing tickets at a discount rate for you to snap up.

www.ticketmaster.co.uk/jazz-emu-tickets/artist/542…

So many shows are sold out or close to it. Thank you infinitely. I am so ultimately gratitudified and humblicious. Can’t wait to see you on the road.

The United Kingdoms of Trump and Musk - crig bings are thumbing…

JE x

6 months ago | [YT] | 448

Jazz Emu

A-well howdy, I’m Merchman McGee and I’ve just ridden down on a cloud of love to tell you that Jazz Emu’s new album EGO DEATH is now available for pre-order on VINYL.

And that ain’t all! Specialised new EGO DEATH merchandise is now available for purchase on his website.

All by following this link: www.jazzemu.com/shop

Why not treat your loved ones or wanted felons to an early Yuletide gift? Many thanks and copious hugs.

6 months ago | [YT] | 592

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Two days of my full visual album Ego Death being out in the world, on Spotify and Apple Music and available to watch in full on VIMEO. THANK YOU multitudinously to everyone who has bought it and watched it and said such kind things about it so far. It means so very much to me.

linktr.ee/jazzemu_

Please keep streaming and watching the whole thing on Vimeo and telling your friends and colleagues and spouses and nepotism babies. Links in bio. JE x

6 months ago | [YT] | 1,459