After a decade of watching tech giants' trip over their own code (and startups crash harder than Windows 95), I’m here to autopsy the industry’s “brilliant” ideas, roast jargon like “disruptive synergy,” and ask the hard questions—like why your toaster needs a Terms of Service agreement. No TED Talks. No interviews. No hype. Just a sarcastic, 10-year tech vet dissecting corporate faceplants, decoding tech cults, and laughing at trends that deserve to die (looking at you, NFTs, AI influencers, and blockchain pet rocks).

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This channel is your sanctuary for laughing (or rage-crying) at Silicon Valley’s absurdity. We’ll roast tech’s obsession with “disrupting” your peace (smart fridges, crypto toothbrushes, apps that remind you to breathe), mock updates that “fix” what wasn’t broken (RIP useful UI), and question why every gadget needs to be a subscription service ($5/month to unlock your fridge’s “frost mode”? Hard pass).