The loquacious lunatic

I watch media and talk a lot about it. My doctor says I should stop, the voices in my head tell me he's worried about nothing.
So join me as I dive deep into the writing, acting, production and overall quality (or lack of in some cases) of various films and tv shows in a sometimes unhinged, often sarcastic but always honest series of reviews.


The loquacious lunatic

It's finally over. The trilogy ends today.
Three parts. Many hours of my life I will never get back. A show so committed to being awful it actually found new ways to get worse with every episode — which, honestly, is the only impressive thing it's achieved.

1 week ago | [YT] | 0

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Well this is a video i didn't expect to make but Masters of the Universe was actually a really good movie. Join me in this review of a movie far better than it had any right to be.
Even Jared Leto delivers a brilliant performance.

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

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The video on The Mandalorian and Grogu is up. The creative title alone tells you just how much thought and imagination went into this movie, it was a real slog to get through. If your in London please send emergency booze.

4 weeks ago (edited) | [YT] | 1

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The last upload of Madame Web went very badly. Nothing seemed to work and it flopped much like the movie itself, so I've re-uploaded in the hope it does a little better this time. My apologies for the nuisance folks.

1 month ago | [YT] | 4

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My Madame Web review is the first of a series of 'so bad its good' movies. It is one of the worst movies ever made but its great fun to laugh at. So join me in tearing apart this laughably bad movie, because we are all connected by her web.

1 month ago | [YT] | 2

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The next in my series of Star Wars videos is up. Rogue One was essentially a side quest that vastly surpassed the sequel trilogy. It also features a fight with the greatest badass to ever grace our screens, Donnie Yen... also Vader makes an appearance.

1 month ago | [YT] | 0

The loquacious lunatic

Malcolm in the middle reboot has been and gone. Is it as good as the original, no. Is it necessary, no. Am i surprised, no.

2 months ago | [YT] | 0

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My review of One Piece season 2 is up and sailing. What an absolute treat this show was to watch, they not only made a good live action anime but then make an even better second season.

2 months ago | [YT] | 0

The loquacious lunatic

So for the next couple of months I will be uploading videos a little less regularly at once every 3 weeks. Why you may ask, well I've gotten a lovely little copyright strike for my stranger things video which is strangling my channel and halting impressions, as if I needed more reason to hate that final season. In the meantime I will be making a lot more videos, including but not limited to more Star Wars and the final part of All's Fair, ready to release them weekly once this strike ends.
To all those in the UK, particularly the mothers a happy Mothers day to you.

3 months ago | [YT] | 2

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Scream 7 a horrific film, and not in a good way. I wanted to like this one a lot but I think its time for the series to take a break, or just end.

3 months ago | [YT] | 1