Why are icebreakers the most stressful thing I’ve ever done

subtlety is my specialty

I’m just there for moral support

These are the managers that make your job worth it

How did he know I needed that???

Do I really sound like that??

It means we’re leaving early for happy hour!

I’m not busy I was just going to see my family who I love and miss

Cold calling is a box of chocolates, you never know what youre gonna get

What was extroverted me THINKING??

Like software, new jobs have a life-cycle. Which phase are you in?

Ain’t coming back from that

Wanna pick up coffee and spill tea?

The Glaze beats The Raise

Well... Is it AI?

He closed deals for our sins.

Nah, I’ll wait for everyone else to get one. (I’ve already eaten 4). #WorkLife

Probably works in Sales.

Im gonna make him write “10 things being covered in volcanic ash taught me about B2B Sales”

The gall!

AI could never

You don’t need to be a mastermind to simplify your tech stack. @Rippling #ad #Tech #Saas

Sales calls ain’t for the weak

I guess you could call us “consummate professionals”

Welp, feels about time to head home

The age section should have a “none of your gd business” button

Never trust HR

Hold that thought please

Here we go again

Okay fine I’ll stay at this company for the rest of my life

Get yourself a coworker who agrees with your dumbest ideas

Glad I’m not going to a free tropical luxury resort, it’s a hassle putting on sunscreen & stuff

Empathize or eff off

Hi always precedes an ask

“Yeah it’s cool I’m a field rep so I have to travel a lot for work.”

Leaving at lunch is a Friday move for sure

The single greatest sales voicemail of all time?

So who wants to give us $20M?💸 #techfounders #startup #siliconvalley #comedy

Your secret is safe with me (and friends)

You ever feel too good tonight to go to work tomorrow?

The end of another strategic partnership

Sarcasm is how I get through the work day. You? ib: @wallylaflair

shouldn't have asked

Looks like I just became an extravert

A documentary immortalizing the most epic mismatch of demographic focuses the world has ever seen.

Hi it’s me, employee of the year

if it's constructive, why am i destroyed?

He’s really going to miss that cake.