IammXD

EDITING RN CHAT 😭😭

2 months ago | [YT] | 2

IammXD

Guess who's back, back again?
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da
Well, look what the stork brung (what?)
Little baby devil with the forked tongue
And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (bleh)
With a forehead that it grew horns from (look)
Still a white jerk (it's him), pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher
With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt
Lyrical technician (yeah), an electrician (yeah)
Y'all light work
And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe (what?)
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (why?)
If I was to ever take a leave (what?)
It would be aspirin to break a feve' (yeah)
If I was to ask for Megan Thee (what?)
Stallion if she would collab with me
Would I really have a shot at a feat?
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back like
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)
Just like that and I'm back, bro
Now back in the days of old me (when?)
Right around the time I became a dope fiend (oh)
Ate some codeine as a way of coping (mm)
Taste of opiates, case of O.E.
Turned me into smiley face emoji (woo)
My shit may not be age-appropriate
But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy
Plus I have zero doubts
That this whole world's 'bout
To turn into some girl scouts
That censorship bureau's out to (shut me down)
So when I started this verse
It did start off lighthearted at first (hmm)
But it feels like I'm targeted
Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed
Look what I pocketed
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all had been light joggin', and
I've been runnin' at full speed
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin', and
I'm the fight y'all get in
When you debate who the best, but opps, I'm white chalkin' when
I step up to that mic, cock it then
"Oh my God, it's him, not again"
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)
Just like that and I'm back, bro (break it down)
Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say (if what?)
If he could see the way shit is today (look at this shit, man)
He'd probably say that everything is gay (like happy)
What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady)
So how many little kids still wanna act like me?
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (yeah)
And that's why these (what?)
Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees (bzz)
In the coupe, leaning back my seat (what?)
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group (uh), the black guy (guy) pees (haha, pees)
In my Air Max 90s
White Ts, walkin' parental advisory
My transgender cat's Siamese (why?)
Identifies as Black, but acts Chinese
Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (what?)
The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (yeah)
How can I explain to you (what?)
That even myself I'm a danger to? (Yeah)
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you
But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it
Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick
You male cross-dresser, fake-ass bitch
And I'll probably get shit for that (watch)
But you can all suck my dick, in fact
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you
Fuck my own kids, they're brats (fuck 'em)
They can screw off (yeah), them and you all (uh)
You too, Paul (punk), got two balls
Big as RuPaul's (whoa)
What you thought you saw ain't what you saw (nah)
'Cause you're never gon' see me
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen (no)
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini
I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving like
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)
Just like that and I'm back, bro

2 months ago | [YT] | 3

IammXD

Today was my sister's birthday!!! It was a great time and I hope everyone could experience what I did today. Everybody deserves to have a good time with their family, and I hope you guys have a good night :] ❤️

3 months ago | [YT] | 4

IammXD

I'm going to be taking a short break from my channel. It's not permanent, don't worry! But I'm gonna take at least a month or so off so I can work on the quality of my content. I feel like I can do so much more with my editing, gameplay, and overall content then I'm showing, and I just want to be the best creator I can be. Thank you all for the support and for almost 500 subscribers :D
I'll see you soon ❤️
-Ian :]

3 months ago | [YT] | 3

IammXD

Let's play a little game...

4 months ago | [YT] | 4

IammXD

Re-uploaded my latest short cuz I screwed smt up. If u see it on ur fyp twice, Das prolly why :]
Mb homies :p

4 months ago | [YT] | 5

IammXD

Lmaoo lowkey lied in my last post. My dyslexic ahh thought I hit 500 when I ACTUALLY hit 450💔💔
BUT STILL A GOOD MILESTONE!! AGAIN THANKS FOR TAKING ME SO FAR, I LIVE YALL!!! <3

4 months ago | [YT] | 4

IammXD

WE'RE ONE SUB AWAY FROM 500!!! Thank you all so much, I couldn't have done this without each and every one of you guys. I love you all❤️
THANK YOU SO MUCH AUAUAYGJSJTID 500 FIANOSNGJS FJD🤑🤑🥀🥀🥀🥀🤑🤑🤑 THANK YOUUUUU

4 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 2

IammXD

A person in @ChairFor1k 's Discord called "popla32" is framing chairdoodle for saying the n-word and lying about it online. Please do not believe him, this is all faked and chairdoodle has done absolutely nothing wrong. Please go send support to Chairdoodle's channel. Thx for listening <3

-IammXD

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4 months ago | [YT] | 2

IammXD

MY HOMIE  @ChairFor1k  HIT 1K SUBSCRIBERS!! HUGE CONGRATS TO HIM! He's been working so hard and finally met his goal, everybody go congratulate him!!❤️

5 months ago | [YT] | 1