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The Chaos Report Ep. 4 is officially LIVE! 🌀⚡
In this episode, we’re peeling back the layers on the recent Base chaos:
• Is Coinbase stock tokenization actually Web3 innovation, or just another corporate dick fight with Robinhood? 🥊
• Corporate Erasure: Why Day 1 builders like RWAGMI launchpad and Hydrodex got completely ghosted by PR 👻
• The $BASECAT Coinbase listing bait-and-switch: Why it dumped 30% out of the gate while $CASHCAT pumped 40%+ on pure spite 📉📈
• Market sentiment is back alive... so why did Solana only get a weak $25 bump? 🛑
We love Base and Solana, but facts are facts. Watch the full episode now! 👇
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